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Post #241 - 10 Nov 2020, 20:58


Now that you've "come out" and finally admitted you're visually impaired, perhaps you should consider a job in public transport?? :grin:
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Post #242 - 11 Nov 2020, 20:02

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Post #243 - 12 Nov 2020, 13:53

My dog is sick. We thought he'd developed diabetes because he was thirsty all the time but a blood test revealed he has acute on chronic kidney failure.
He's refusing to eat the special diet and supplement to reduce phosphate levels.
We've been offered all sorts of things which will make him miserable and we've opted to let him fade away until he dies.
He may keep going for a while yet but he's lost his energy. He'll have to make do with a diet of emu, kangaroo,white mice and toffee, the useless cunt. :wtf:

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Post #244 - 25 Nov 2020, 20:49

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Post #245 - 03 Dec 2020, 09:28

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Post #246 - 03 Dec 2020, 14:09

Sonofsmegma » Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:28 am wrote:

:lol:
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Post #247 - 03 Dec 2020, 19:49

Greasy Roads » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:09 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:28 am wrote:

:lol:

It's all about cunts who don't provide water for their cats. :angry:
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Post #248 - 06 Dec 2020, 23:01

My 17 year old cat died the other week, he was diagnosed with cancer and was clearly suffering and had stopped eating. So being as that one was of no more use, I adopted another.

She has settled in very well, but has highlighted the fact that my collection of Chaucer and Eliott may in fact be unofficial.

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Post #249 - 07 Dec 2020, 05:21

Why is that photo back to front?
It's not fucking difficult to get it right you know!!! :grrr:
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Post #250 - 07 Dec 2020, 07:27

Mushshrooms » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:21 am wrote:Why is that photo back to front?
It's not fucking difficult to get it right you know!!! :grrr:

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I have warned the technical staff who have now got it right. She's very affectionate but she seems jealous here of the daughter getting ready for her bath.

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Post #251 - 09 Dec 2020, 15:52

After a reasonable mourning period of three days for their dead cat, daughter and lesbian partner have added a new mog to their household, a Coon named Bev . . . she is six months old, and will be a vicious Murder Cat when full grown . . .

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Post #252 - 12 Dec 2020, 08:47



Speaking of murder cats... :grin:
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Post #253 - 12 Dec 2020, 20:01

Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:47 am wrote:

Speaking of murder cats... :grin:


:clap: :clap:
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Post #254 - 12 Dec 2020, 21:16

Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:47 am wrote:

Speaking of murder cats... :grin:

Holy fuck! :D
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Post #255 - 18 Dec 2020, 21:12

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Going quite well with this little cunt.

Relations with our other dog improve daily but there's shit everywhere. Apart from the first day he’s howled through every night.

Favourite toy is an old plastic funnel which he ate.
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Post #256 - 19 Dec 2020, 00:20

^^^ good teeth.

I'd like to see a dog like that tear into Routemaster. :angry:
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Post #257 - 29 Dec 2020, 08:07

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Post #258 - 06 Feb 2021, 00:40

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Post #259 - 06 Feb 2021, 22:29

A little brown mouse keeps appearing in the kitchen, popping out in the evening and running away and hiding when I move.

No mousetraps for me, he deserves to live and he can share my house.

I have called him George. :)
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Post #260 - 18 Feb 2021, 15:31

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