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Post #1 - 23 Jan 2018, 10:53

Just captured a delightful image of our two cats, Moisty and Spadge, playing gleefully together on the patio. :heart:


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Ich bin Arnold Mühren. Bitte alle austeigen Mütterficken.

Post #2 - 23 Jan 2018, 13:19

The cat Aubrey.

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No wonder he's always shitting everywhere.
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Post #3 - 23 Jan 2018, 13:37

Here's one of Pippa, our pit bull. She's a playful little minx, but sometimes we can't afford to feed her what with being on the disability allowance and that. :(

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We're going to breed her 'cos my mate Scally Stu from Whitefield says he wants a pup and will give us £20 for one. :)
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Post #4 - 23 Jan 2018, 14:01

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I was sealing my George's tunnel through the wall for his new cat flap with expanding foam when he decided to rush through the tunnel rather than use the open door a few inches away. He consequently got covered in the stuff. That expanding foam's a bastard to wash out. :(
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Post #5 - 23 Jan 2018, 14:16

I'm allergic to cats and dogs, they make me itch and bring me out in a terrible rash.

Talking of cats and dogs, it's just started raining again.
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Post #6 - 23 Jan 2018, 16:29

Here's my Adolf.

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I'm sure you'll all find this amusing and will mock him, but I'm above such petty jibes.

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Post #7 - 23 Jan 2018, 16:38

dannynomates, Jan 23 2018, 04:29:09 PM wrote:Here's my Adolf.

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I'm sure you'll all find this amusing and will mock him, but I'm above such petty jibes.

Dan
The cat's less of a fucking Nazi than you are. :angry:
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Post #8 - 23 Jan 2018, 17:01

Greasy Roads, Jan 23 2018, 04:38:29 PM wrote:
dannynomates, Jan 23 2018, 04:29:09 PM wrote:Here's my Adolf.

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I'm sure you'll all find this amusing and will mock him, but I'm above such petty jibes.

Dan
The cat's less of a fucking Nazi than you are. :angry:
Like I said, I'll rise above it.

Actually, no I won't. I will not have outrageous Nazi slander used on this forum. Warning issued to Greasy Roads.

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Post #9 - 23 Jan 2018, 17:22

This is Donald, my gorgeous ginger tom.

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He's fathered many kittens in our neighborhood and eats like a horse. He's also massively overweight and takes no shit from any black cats he comes across.
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Post #10 - 23 Jan 2018, 21:20

We're having to sell GrumblingDaughter's Pony. :(

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Post #11 - 23 Jan 2018, 21:55

Gazza, Jan 23 2018, 01:37:54 PM wrote:Here's one of Pippa, our pit bull. She's a playful little minx, but sometimes we can't afford to feed her what with being on the disability allowance and that. :(
Ah, that's a shame, Gazza. Here might be a helpful little hint for you:
Local neighbourhood cats make a tasty little teatime treat for your cute lil pit bull. Best of all, you can have Rover work up an appetite running them down. (or you could just dong them yourself, I suppose)
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Post #12 - 23 Jan 2018, 22:37

Mushshrooms, Jan 23 2018, 09:55:38 PM wrote:
Gazza, Jan 23 2018, 01:37:54 PM wrote:Here's one of Pippa, our pit bull. She's a playful little minx, but sometimes we can't afford to feed her what with being on the disability allowance and that. :(
Ah, that's a shame, Gazza. Here might be a helpful little hint for you:
Local neighbourhood cats make a tasty little teatime treat for your cute lil pit bull. Best of all, you can have Rover work up an appetite running them down. (or you could just dong them yourself, I suppose)
And here's a helpful little hint for you mushshrooms, get fucked. :grrr:

Our Pippa would never harm a poor little cat (officer), and I'm certainly not donging any pussy.
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Post #13 - 23 Jan 2018, 22:54

LOL!!!!
Well, that's the last time I try and do YOU a favor, you prick!!! :lol:
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Post #14 - 23 Jan 2018, 23:10

Mushshrooms, Jan 23 2018, 10:54:43 PM wrote:LOL!!!!
Well, that's the last time I try and do YOU a favor, you prick!!! :lol:
I'm watching you mushshrooms.

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Post #15 - 24 Jan 2018, 13:24

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This is my dog Fifi. She's a proper anarchist's dog and hates fucking tories. Really hates them. Anyone who doesn't hate tories is a cunt. :grrr:
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Post #16 - 28 Jan 2018, 09:53

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Having watched The Sperminator with me last night Aubrey made some suggestions to next door's Siamese. :(
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Post #17 - 28 Jan 2018, 23:05

Morning Poms, meet Ding, my faithful Dingo. I named him after Ding, the part time Fall associate.

He's a right cunt but loveable too. Ding that is, not Ding. I'm not a fucking fruit.


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Post #18 - 28 Jan 2018, 23:25

Me mate Andy asked me to add his pet croc, Nipper.

Stupid bloody name if you ask me. Andy used to be known as Handy Andy till he had his little accident. :(

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Post #19 - 29 Jan 2018, 12:21

Moomsfromoz, Jan 28 2018, 11:25:03 PM wrote:Me mate Andy asked me to add his pet croc, Nipper.

Stupid bloody name if you ask me. Andy used to be known as Handy Andy till he had his little accident. :(

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I hope your mate Andy doesn't vote Liberal because they're like the tories and anyone who likes the tories is a cunt. :grrr:
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Post #20 - 01 Feb 2018, 16:19

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