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Post #1261 - 04 Sep 2020, 21:54

Happy Jack » Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:52 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 6 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 04, 2020 8:32 pm wrote:In fact I will go there tomorrow. It will all be done in hand signals.

:wanker:

That will be after they chop off my quiff. Again. :(


I expect in Teesside Routemaster is greeted by hand signals when he walks into a hairdresser. :angry:

Like this

:finger: :finger: :finger:

I wish they'd chop his head off. :grrr:
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Post #1262 - 04 Sep 2020, 21:55

I ran over a cat today and I didn't even have to leave my lane. :)
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Post #1263 - 04 Sep 2020, 21:58

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:55 pm wrote:I ran over a cat today and I didn't even have to leave my lane. :)

Good work, FHC, fucking things. :clap:
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Post #1264 - 04 Sep 2020, 23:29

^^ As a life long lover of furry felines, you people disgust me!!!! :grrr: :grrr:
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Post #1265 - 05 Sep 2020, 01:54

My brewery chums made some beers based on Withnail and I.

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'And we will buy this place and install a fucking jukebox'
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Post #1266 - 05 Sep 2020, 12:34

:grin:

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Post #1267 - 06 Sep 2020, 00:44

Another two of the beers we produced.
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Post #1268 - 06 Sep 2020, 00:49

Just remember , and you can cite Mojo Nixon as your authority: Beer ain't drinking :) have some more!
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Post #1269 - 06 Sep 2020, 19:40

https://www.change.org/p/help-save-brit ... g-highways

866,000 sign petition to save the hedgehog. :clap:
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Post #1270 - 06 Sep 2020, 22:03

Greasy Roads » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:40 pm wrote:https://www.change.org/p/help-save-britain-s-hedgehogs-with-hedgehog-highways

866,000 sign petition to save the hedgehog. :clap:

I signed to help save the flea ridden cunts. :huh:
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Post #1271 - 06 Sep 2020, 23:31

In high school, a classmate was nicknamed "Hedgehog" although they are unknown in North America. Apparently his family had money and he drove an MG Magnette.
(He did look like a hedgehog though)
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Post #1272 - 08 Sep 2020, 16:36

Right, at last! Fax received by DWP. Phone call today confirming the so called 'debt' has been remitted, compensation received for my 'distress'. It is a fucking triumph after 3 years of meetings with my MP, questions tabled in Parliament, two appeals rejected and a lot of mental stress, but today is a fucking good day for me. :grin:

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Post #1273 - 08 Sep 2020, 16:48

Happy Jack » Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:36 pm wrote:Right, at last! Fax received by DWP. Phone call today confirming the so called 'debt' has been cleared. It is a fucking triumph after 3 years of meetings with my MP, questions tabled in Parliament, two appeals rejected and a lot of mental stress, but today is a fucking good day for me. :grin:

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Post #1274 - 08 Sep 2020, 16:55

Greasy Roads » less than a minute ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:36 pm wrote:Right, at last! Fax received by DWP. Phone call today confirming the so called 'debt' has been cleared. It is a fucking triumph after 3 years of meetings with my MP, questions tabled in Parliament, two appeals rejected and a lot of mental stress, but today is a fucking good day for me. :grin:

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Make your you know who you spoke to and get it in writing.


Oh yes. I have her details and I have asked for written confirmation. Don't worry, I know they are absolute cunts. But I have the trump card. A signed letter dated weeks ago from the Chair and Chief Executive of the Committe for HMRC in Parliament apologising for 'our mistakes and poor service' and cancelling the debt, even though as recently as last Friday DWP said they knew nothing about that and threatened me with 'action' in the next 7 days to recover the so-called 'debt'.

Absolute cunts, but I fucking won in the end. The Bulldog Spirit! :yes:
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Post #1275 - 10 Sep 2020, 20:05

I found this photograph in a drawer the other day sent to me by my German friend from 'the other place' inscribed 'DJ Hollerbusch, Berlin 2007' on the back.
He was a good cunt.

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Post #1276 - 13 Sep 2020, 08:06

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What do u as a Fall fan think of my new pool? :)
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Post #1277 - 15 Sep 2020, 11:40



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Post #1278 - 15 Sep 2020, 12:04

Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:40 am wrote:

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It must have taken him hours to come up with that acceptance speech. :wanker:
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Post #1279 - 15 Sep 2020, 13:42



:)
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Post #1280 - 15 Sep 2020, 13:53

Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:42 pm wrote:

:)

Cheap foreign knock off fans. :huh:
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