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 What's Pleasing You Right Now? ; Right now, this second. And why?

Post #1121 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:24

I love my job here brewing,
Much more than chopping logs.
You get to sample booze all day,
And there's hardly any wogs.

:)
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Post #1122 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:35

Potty » 8 minutes ago wrote:I love my job here brewing,
Much more than chopping logs.
You get to sample booze all day,
And there's hardly any wogs.

:)

I don't think you are taking this seriously.

I now have a very important role in the workforce raising morale. :angry:
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Post #1123 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:50

This should do...


Morrissey is very sad,
And won't eat beef or duck.
Us brewers have no truck with him,
We couldn't give a fuck.

:)
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Post #1124 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:52

I'm trying hard to raise morale,
I think I'll play some tunes,
Some r & b and old school soul,
I love those fucking coons.

:)
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Post #1125 - 04 Jun 2020, 20:57

I've never listen to the wife,
I've never learnt to heed her.
The only thing I want in life,
Is to follow al-Qaeda.
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Post #1126 - 04 Jun 2020, 21:24

Slushdaughter went to Wuhan,
I said she shouldn't go.
But her I think I can forget,
I bought lots of Merlot.

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Post #1127 - 11 Jun 2020, 15:29

I am going to Zambia. :)
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Post #1128 - 11 Jun 2020, 15:42

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:29 pm wrote:I am going to Zambia. :)

:(

https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advic ... quirements

Anyone entering Zambia maybe tested for COVID-19 by nasal swab and then must spend up to 14 days in self-quarantine at their residence or preferred place of stay. If asked, you must inform Ministry of Health officials of where you will be staying, and give them your contact details. Even if your test result is negative, you must complete the 14-day self-quarantine period.



https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/zambia

Anyone caught violating Zambian immigration rules risks arrest, imprisonment and deportation. A number of British nationals have been arrested and charged with immigration offences.

Don’t drive after dark outside the main towns.

Take care if you travel in the rural parts of North Western, Copperbelt, Central and Luapula provinces close to the border with the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) particularly after dark.

There is a risk of explosive remnants of war in remote areas near the borders with Angola, Mozambique and DRC.

Terrorist attacks in Zambia can’t be ruled out



Still, a holibobs is a holibobs. :grin: :heart:
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Post #1129 - 11 Jun 2020, 15:54

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:29 pm wrote:I am going to Zambia. :)

You mean Northern Rhodesia. :angry:
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Post #1130 - 11 Jun 2020, 15:56

Slushy » 12 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:29 pm wrote:I am going to Zambia. :)

:(

https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advic ... quirements

Anyone entering Zambia maybe tested for COVID-19 by nasal swab and then must spend up to 14 days in self-quarantine at their residence or preferred place of stay. If asked, you must inform Ministry of Health officials of where you will be staying, and give them your contact details. Even if your test result is negative, you must complete the 14-day self-quarantine period.



https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/zambia

Anyone caught violating Zambian immigration rules risks arrest, imprisonment and deportation. A number of British nationals have been arrested and charged with immigration offences.

Don’t drive after dark outside the main towns.

Take care if you travel in the rural parts of North Western, Copperbelt, Central and Luapula provinces close to the border with the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) particularly after dark.

There is a risk of explosive remnants of war in remote areas near the borders with Angola, Mozambique and DRC.

Terrorist attacks in Zambia can’t be ruled out



Still, a holibobs is a holibobs. :grin: :heart:


Not a holiday. I am going back to my roots. :huh:
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Post #1131 - 11 Jun 2020, 16:02

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:56 pm wrote:
Slushy » 12 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:29 pm wrote:I am going to Zambia. :)

:(

https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advic ... quirements

Anyone entering Zambia maybe tested for COVID-19 by nasal swab and then must spend up to 14 days in self-quarantine at their residence or preferred place of stay. If asked, you must inform Ministry of Health officials of where you will be staying, and give them your contact details. Even if your test result is negative, you must complete the 14-day self-quarantine period.



https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/zambia

Anyone caught violating Zambian immigration rules risks arrest, imprisonment and deportation. A number of British nationals have been arrested and charged with immigration offences.

Don’t drive after dark outside the main towns.

Take care if you travel in the rural parts of North Western, Copperbelt, Central and Luapula provinces close to the border with the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) particularly after dark.

There is a risk of explosive remnants of war in remote areas near the borders with Angola, Mozambique and DRC.

Terrorist attacks in Zambia can’t be ruled out



Still, a holibobs is a holibobs. :grin: :heart:


Not a holiday. I am going back to my roots. :huh:

I never had you down as a fuzzy. :wtf:
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Post #1132 - 11 Jun 2020, 16:05

Potty » 1 minute ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:56 pm wrote:
Slushy » 12 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:29 pm wrote:I am going to Zambia. :)

:(

https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advic ... quirements

Anyone entering Zambia maybe tested for COVID-19 by nasal swab and then must spend up to 14 days in self-quarantine at their residence or preferred place of stay. If asked, you must inform Ministry of Health officials of where you will be staying, and give them your contact details. Even if your test result is negative, you must complete the 14-day self-quarantine period.



https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/zambia

Anyone caught violating Zambian immigration rules risks arrest, imprisonment and deportation. A number of British nationals have been arrested and charged with immigration offences.

Don’t drive after dark outside the main towns.

Take care if you travel in the rural parts of North Western, Copperbelt, Central and Luapula provinces close to the border with the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) particularly after dark.

There is a risk of explosive remnants of war in remote areas near the borders with Angola, Mozambique and DRC.

Terrorist attacks in Zambia can’t be ruled out



Still, a holibobs is a holibobs. :grin: :heart:


Not a holiday. I am going back to my roots. :huh:

I never had you down as a fuzzy. :wtf:


I have a Northern Rhodesia birth certificate. Do keep up. :angry:
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Post #1133 - 11 Jun 2020, 16:28

I met my octogenarian neighbour outside and asked her if she could sew.
She said she can and she will do this for me. :)

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Post #1134 - 11 Jun 2020, 17:03

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:56 pm wrote:Not a holiday. I am going back to my roots. :huh:

Yes I saw they were growing through dear. :huh:
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Post #1135 - 14 Jun 2020, 23:17

My best meal is bread and dripping.
On a Sunday, as the eldest, I was allowed the top off my dad's egg. As stated by Bill Monks.. From Westhoughton.
He was a Tory and our best friend. I miss him. When he had his stroke, my dad and mum sorted out his flat. He was too unwell to go b.ack. He died in a crap nursing home in Parbold.
Our family had no say over anything that happened to him. But we were closer than his family..
A true and kind person. Would do anything for anyone.. A Tory. One of about 15 or above children. Lots of childhood deaths.
But I have as much respect for Bill (a Tory) as I do for my Uncle Colin (a socialist and normal Labour).
I'm working, Beryl has just buzzed. The old cow must have filled her colostomy s.ack.
I will change it and have a drink. Bill would have had a drink. (He was a Tory.) "Mop her up and have a drink" he would say.
Bill would have had his say.
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Post #1136 - 17 Jun 2020, 07:41

Football's back! Villa have given us Sky day passes to watch the match.

:villa:
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Post #1137 - 18 Jun 2020, 04:34

saw this over on this shit forum.

It's really good. The 'making of' that follows it is good too.

phpBB [video]



They did T shirts too.

phpBB [video]
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Post #1138 - 18 Jun 2020, 17:30

This arrived today in the post . Thank fuck for PETA.

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Post #1139 - 18 Jun 2020, 17:39

Happy Jack » Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:30 pm wrote:This arrived today in the post today.

God bless the Royal Mail.

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Cassettes, really? How quiant. :grin:
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Post #1140 - 18 Jun 2020, 17:48

What's pleasing me is the wet markets are opening again - I was getting a bit bored with plain fried rice and noodles. :)


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