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Post #1161 - 23 Jun 2020, 17:01

routemaster » Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:46 am wrote:I’m in our office, Yorkshire Coast Radio is on. :wtf:

Someone just emailed them and asked why the fuck they were playing such a tedious pile of wank as Hey Jude by The Beatles. Not quite in those words obviously. :lol:


There's nothing wrong with the Beatles, you cunt.

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Only a cloth-eared twat and your fellow Teessiders might think so. :wanker:
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Post #1162 - 24 Jun 2020, 07:51

My mom's paid the rent, that state's paid my bills, I've been bought a load of food, I can listen to Uzbekistan radio on my phone, and I'm off for a pizza.
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Post #1163 - 24 Jun 2020, 08:06

righthard » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:51 am wrote:My mom's paid the rent, that state's paid my bills, I've been bought a load of food, I can listen to Uzbekistan radio on my phone, and I'm off for a pizza.

Thank fuck it's Wednesday, eh? :wtf:
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Post #1164 - 29 Jun 2020, 20:48

Popcorn - I won't go into detail. :)


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Post #1165 - 29 Jun 2020, 23:00

During the recent good weather i went to the Garden Centre and liked the look of this adjustable reclining chair. Quality item made in France, 5 year gaurantee. £59.99.

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There was one on display but I asked if they had a boxed one. The lass picked up a box and off I went to the till. There another lass scanned the barcode and I paid up.

Got home, opened it up and there were TWO inside. They are boxed in pairs. Get in there! :clap:
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Post #1166 - 30 Jun 2020, 18:40

Switched my electricity suppier to bulb today.
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https://bulb.co.uk/?gclid=CjwKCAjwxev3B ... lsrc=aw.ds

100% green energy suppier and cheaper than those polluting cunts I was with at British Gas. :wanker:

I did it for the planet. :halo:
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Post #1167 - 02 Jul 2020, 17:46

News came through last week that I now have a granddaughter. Got this picture yesterday. She is called Astrid.

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Post #1168 - 02 Jul 2020, 17:52

Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:46 pm wrote:News came through last week that I now have a granddaughter. Got this picture yesterday. She is called Astrid.

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Aww and she’s got a cute baby - you must be a very proud great-grandfather. :)
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The stereo Radio Lancs Clitheroe '85 set on an official LP from the master tape, please...!

And Glasto 2015 and that other one from The Sage and a sky-blue vinyl of MES doing the footy results...!

BUY ALL YOUR FOOD WRAPPED IN PLASTIC IF YOU NEED TO

Post #1169 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:00

The Strange One » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:46 pm wrote:News came through last week that I now have a granddaughter. Got this picture yesterday. She is called Astrid.

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:wub:

Aww and she’s got a cute baby - you must be a very proud great-grandfather. :)


What?

You absolute :swear:
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Post #1170 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:03

I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:
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Post #1171 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:13

Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:
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Post #1172 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:31

Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.
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Post #1173 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:32

Fuck it. I am English. :)

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Post #1174 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:52

Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.

She's a fucking jock.

Dan
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Post #1175 - 02 Jul 2020, 18:57

dannynomates » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.

She's a fucking jock.

Dan


Not fully. I will NEVER accept that.

I should not have involved you. i expected more. :wanker:
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Post #1176 - 02 Jul 2020, 19:29

Genetics are important you cunt. :angry:
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Post #1177 - 02 Jul 2020, 22:26

Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:57 pm wrote:
dannynomates » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.

She's a fucking jock.

Dan


Not fully. I will NEVER accept that.

I should not have involved you. i expected more. :wanker:

She's probably a proddy cunt too. :grrr:
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Post #1178 - 03 Jul 2020, 05:18

Gruff » Yesterday, 21:26 wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:57 pm wrote:
dannynomates » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.

She's a fucking jock.

Dan


Not fully. I will NEVER accept that.

I should not have involved you. i expected more. :wanker:

She's probably a proddy cunt too. :grrr:

:yes:
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Post #1179 - 03 Jul 2020, 07:15

Happy Jack » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:18 am wrote:
Gruff » Yesterday, 21:26 wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:57 pm wrote:
dannynomates » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » 13 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:I will be wetting the baby's head after work tomorrow in my house. :) :drink:

Unfortunately she is a fucking jock. :cry2:


Although genetically 1/4 English. :yes:


My Mum is Scottish (she moved to London as soon as she could though) and married my English Dad, so genetically Astrid is 1/8 English and I am 1/2 English. :wtf:
(My ex-wife was Scottish who bore Astrid's Mum, my daughter.)

Dan, help me out here.

She's a fucking jock.

Dan


Not fully. I will NEVER accept that.

I should not have involved you. i expected more. :wanker:

She's probably a proddy cunt too. :grrr:

:yes:

66.67% protestant to be precise.

Dan
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Post #1180 - 03 Jul 2020, 17:04

My main duty as a loving grandfather is to get her to support Chelsea. Both parents are not football fans so at least I will not have any competition from them.

My grandosn, aged 3 is already Chelsea. I was a success as a father because my son is a huge Chelsea fan so I had his input. As soon as my grandson could speak he was taught well. Whenever I met them my son would say "Tell Grandpa what team you support" and the little fella would reply "Chelsea" and I would say "Good boy!"
When he was born I immediately sent a Chelsea babygrow. Then a little while later a full baby-size Chelsea kit.

This one is going to be little harder, but I will do my utmost to give her the very best in life.

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