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Post #981 - 29 Jan 2020, 19:20

Google photos.

Without asking, Google have helpfully saved all my photos taken on various phones over the past several years.

The naked pictures of the Missus which I thought I had lost forever have all been preserved for my delectation. Boom! :clap:
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Post #982 - 29 Jan 2020, 19:40

Happy Jack » Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:20 pm wrote:Google photos.

Without asking, Google have helpfully saved all my photos taken on various phones over the past several years.

The naked pictures of the Missus which I thought I had lost forever have all been preserved for my delectation. Boom! :clap:

:drool:
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Post #983 - 31 Jan 2020, 17:30

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Post #984 - 31 Jan 2020, 18:14



nothing's appearing here, not even if I quote it.

If I try the link, it says you have to be logged in. :wanker:
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Post #985 - 31 Jan 2020, 19:54

:grrr:

How's that?
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Post #986 - 31 Jan 2020, 20:03

It didn't do that earlier. :angry:

I suspect foul play. :radged:

I blame danny. :wanker:
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Post #987 - 31 Jan 2020, 21:22


Cunts. :grrr:

Special privilege to anyone who can afford a season ticket four years on the bounce. Many can't afford that or are unable to commit their limited time, but may like to take the kids along for this final - they will be denied. I could understand this attitude from Man City, not from a second rate bunch of chancers heading for the lower leagues. :angry:
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Post #988 - 31 Jan 2020, 21:41

routemaster » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:22 pm wrote:

Cunts. :grrr:

Special privilege to anyone who can afford a season ticket four years on the bounce. Many can't afford that or are unable to commit their limited time, but may like to take the kids along for this final - they will be denied. I could understand this attitude from Man City, not from a second rate bunch of chancers heading for the lower leagues. :angry:

It rewards those of us who kept our season tickets when we got relegated rather than the prem whores who've suddenly come out of the woodwork. Anyone with a season ticket will see the final, we'll just get the best seats. :huh:
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Post #989 - 31 Jan 2020, 21:47

Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:22 pm wrote:

Cunts. :grrr:

Special privilege to anyone who can afford a season ticket four years on the bounce. Many can't afford that or are unable to commit their limited time, but may like to take the kids along for this final - they will be denied. I could understand this attitude from Man City, not from a second rate bunch of chancers heading for the lower leagues. :angry:

It rewards those of us who kept our season tickets when we got relegated rather than the prem whores who've suddenly come out of the woodwork. Anyone with a season ticket will see the final, we'll just get the best seats. :huh:

Ah well, there'll be no prem whores next season to worry about. :snigger:
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Post #990 - 14 Feb 2020, 18:22

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51503292

Health officials have contacted hundreds of attendees at a bus conference in London, after it emerged one of them was later diagnosed with coronavirus.

There is a God. :)
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Post #991 - 14 Feb 2020, 19:43

Greasy Roads » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:22 pm wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51503292

Health officials have contacted hundreds of attendees at a bus conference in London, after it emerged one of them was later diagnosed with coronavirus.

There is a God. :)

You'll be closer to god when the lure of your free bus pass overrides the expense of fuelling the car. :devil:
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Post #992 - 15 Feb 2020, 08:39

I can't stop sleeping since I got back from Germany. Another nine hours last night. :)
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Post #993 - 15 Feb 2020, 09:24

Greasy Roads » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:39 am wrote:I can't stop sleeping since I got back from Germany. Another nine hours last night. :)

Shame it wasn't nineteen hours. :angry:
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Post #994 - 15 Feb 2020, 10:36

It's his old age. :huh:
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Post #995 - 15 Feb 2020, 10:40


Hopefully an age you'll never reach :huh:
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Post #996 - 15 Feb 2020, 10:42

Anyway I am definitely coming home today, hopefully this morning.

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Post #997 - 15 Feb 2020, 11:38

Best wishes on gaining your freedom and regaining your health.

Seems like you should write a novel based on the gargoyles in the hospital - it'd sell.

The jacket could say: "You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll hurl" -- make sure the publisher puts the work "literature" on the dust jacket so the book store owner will know where to shelve it.
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Post #998 - 15 Feb 2020, 11:43

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:38 am wrote:Best wishes on gaining your freedom and regaining your health.

Seems like you should write a novel based on the gargoyles in the hospital - it'd sell.

The jacket could say: "You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll hurl" -- make sure the publisher puts the work "literature" on the dust jacket so the book store owner will know where to shelve it.

Thank you for the suggestions FHC, I have three weeks to kill so I could make a start on my memoirs. Unfortunately most of the locals here are illiterate, even the publishing firms. I'm afraid it's a bit of a non- starter. :wtf:
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Post #999 - 15 Feb 2020, 11:53

It'll have to be a picture book then: photos and cartoons.

Glad you're well enough to go home :clap:
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Post #1000 - 15 Feb 2020, 20:16

I'm back! :banana2:

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