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Post #101 - 13 Oct 2020, 13:54

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Post #102 - 13 Oct 2020, 16:17

Sorry your day is now going the way it should. I just put $5 worth of stamps on a watermelon and mailed it to: Mr Skids; General Delivery; Cleveland, Texas
Hope it arrives soon.
Many happy returns on this, your day :)
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Post #103 - 13 Oct 2020, 16:47

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:17 pm wrote:Sorry your day is now going the way it should. I just put $5 worth of stamps on a watermelon and mailed it to: Mr Skids; General Delivery; Cleveland, Texas
Hope it arrives soon.
Many happy returns on this, your day :)

I don't live in fucking Cleveland and Skidder's the name. :grrr:
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Post #104 - 13 Oct 2020, 16:59

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Post #105 - 27 Oct 2020, 07:20

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Little Lewis is one today! :)
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Post #106 - 27 Oct 2020, 10:21

Amber » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:20 am wrote:Image

Little Lewis is one today! :)

Happy Birthday, Little Lewis.

He looks quite a chunky fellow actually. :pray:
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Post #107 - 27 Oct 2020, 10:29

Priory Jack » Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:21 am wrote:
Amber » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:20 am wrote:Image

Little Lewis is one today! :)

Happy Birthday, Little Lewis.

He looks quite a chunky fellow actually. :pray:

Fuck off you paedo. Reported. :angry:
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Post #108 - 27 Oct 2020, 11:50

Amber » Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:29 am wrote:
Priory Jack » Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:21 am wrote:
Amber » Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:20 am wrote:Image

Little Lewis is one today! :)

Happy Birthday, Little Lewis.

He looks quite a chunky fellow actually. :pray:

Fuck off you paedo. Reported. :angry:

I have received and considered this report. I cannot see that Priory Jack has done anything wrong, to wit, he has wished your son a happy birthday and commented on the boy looking to be a healthy young fellow. There are no grounds here for disciplinary action, indeed Priory Jack is one of my most fine upstanding members, and it irks me that anyone should suggest otherwise. Now if you don't mind, my daughter is waiting for her bath.

Amber warned for wasting the head moderator's time.

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Post #109 - 11 Nov 2020, 11:03

It's my 50th birthday today.

I do not care for lavish celebrations and acts of congratulation on occasions such as this, I prefer to bath my daughter and head off to the library as normal. Please then, no messages of goodwill and tedious pictures of cake and balloons. Non compliance to this instruction may result in a warning.

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Post #110 - 19 Nov 2020, 16:35

My Mum is 94 tomorrow.

I have got her this card.
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Post #111 - 19 Nov 2020, 17:35

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Post #112 - 26 Nov 2020, 07:10

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Happy Birthday Flowercake, 50 today. :clap:
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Post #113 - 26 Nov 2020, 10:08

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Post #114 - 26 Nov 2020, 10:13

Happy 50th, FC.

:)
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Post #115 - 26 Nov 2020, 13:11

Happy Birtday,FC :clap:
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Post #116 - 26 Nov 2020, 17:15




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Post #117 - 26 Nov 2020, 17:38

For fucks sake, I'm not a fucking Libra.

Thanks anyway, keep in mind I will be 60 next month. :)
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Post #118 - 26 Nov 2020, 17:48

FlowerCake » Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:38 pm wrote:For fucks sake, I'm not a fucking Libra.

Thanks anyway, keep in mind I will be 60 next month. :)

You said in the Song Game yesterday you were "hitting 50" today.

FlowerCake warned for excessive profanity and confusing members over his real age.

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Post #119 - 26 Nov 2020, 21:18

dannynomates » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:48 pm wrote:
FlowerCake » Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:38 pm wrote:For fucks sake, I'm not a fucking Libra.

Thanks anyway, keep in mind I will be 60 next month. :)

You said in the Song Game yesterday you were "hitting 50" today.

FlowerCake warned for excessive profanity and confusing members over his real age.

Dan

In context, I was referring to the weather forcast Learn to read eh?
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Post #120 - 26 Nov 2020, 21:27

FlowerCake » Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:18 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:48 pm wrote:
FlowerCake » Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:38 pm wrote:For fucks sake, I'm not a fucking Libra.

Thanks anyway, keep in mind I will be 60 next month. :)

You said in the Song Game yesterday you were "hitting 50" today.

FlowerCake warned for excessive profanity and confusing members over his real age.

Dan

In context, I was referring to the weather forcast Learn to read eh?

I can read perfectly well. For example I can read that you've spelt "forecast" incorrectly and that word should have been followed by a full stop.

FlowerCake warned for questioning my grammatical knowledge when his is clearly lacking.

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