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Post #1321 - 20 May 2020, 10:13

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They famously don't bother much with foreplay. :huh:
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Post #1322 - 20 May 2020, 13:13

Greasy Roads » Wed May 20, 2020 10:13 am wrote:Image

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They famously don't bother much with foreplay. :huh:

One of them plays for Man City now. :grrr:

Meanwhile...

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Post #1323 - 20 May 2020, 13:15

routemaster » Wed May 20, 2020 1:13 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed May 20, 2020 10:13 am wrote:Image

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They famously don't bother much with foreplay. :huh:

One of them plays for Man City now. :grrr:

The club sacked him for being a sodomite. :grrr:
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Post #1324 - 20 May 2020, 18:51

I was listening to Harry Rednapp on 'That Peter Crouch Podcast', and he suggested that Villa get John Terry to dust down his boots and play the remaining games. He said that Villa are a shambles at the back and his leadership on the field could be the difference in Villa staying up or going down.
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Post #1325 - 20 May 2020, 19:44

Happy Jack » Wed May 20, 2020 6:51 pm wrote:I was listening to Harry Rednapp on 'That Peter Crouch Podcast', and he suggested that Villa get John Terry to dust down his boots and play the remaining games. He said that Villa are a shambles at the back and his leadership on the field could be the difference in Villa staying up or going down.

The last time he was at Villa Park someone threw a coin at Harry, missed, and hit the lino. He reacted badly to the chants of, "You're supposed to be in jail." :(
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Post #1326 - 22 May 2020, 07:32

On the off chance GR hasn't seen it yet.

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Post #1327 - 23 May 2020, 12:58

On the off chance GR hasn't forgotten this yet. :)


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Post #1328 - 23 May 2020, 23:32

Or this earlier in the season. :)


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I wonder who'd have won the FA Cup today? :mellow:
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Post #1330 - 28 May 2020, 21:21

Premier League to restart on June 17th, Villa face Sheffield Utd behind closed doors on the opening day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52833725


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No fans and no cuddles off his team mates. :snigger:
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Post #1331 - 28 May 2020, 21:24

routemaster » Thu May 28, 2020 9:21 pm wrote:Premier League to restart on June 17th, Villa face Sheffield Utd behind closed doors on the opening day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52833725


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No fans and no cuddles off his team mates. :snigger:

He plays for Palace you cunt. :wanker:
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Post #1332 - 28 May 2020, 21:38

Greasy Roads » Thu May 28, 2020 9:24 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu May 28, 2020 9:21 pm wrote:Premier League to restart on June 17th, Villa face Sheffield Utd behind closed doors on the opening day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52833725


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No fans and no cuddles off his team mates. :snigger:

He plays for Palace you cunt. :wanker:

Yet another one who's jumped ship. :(
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Post #1333 - 28 May 2020, 21:43

routemaster » Thu May 28, 2020 9:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu May 28, 2020 9:24 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu May 28, 2020 9:21 pm wrote:Premier League to restart on June 17th, Villa face Sheffield Utd behind closed doors on the opening day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52833725


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No fans and no cuddles off his team mates. :snigger:

He plays for Palace you cunt. :wanker:

Yet another one who's jumped ship. :(

He hasn't jumped that high for the past five seasons. :(
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Post #1334 - 31 May 2020, 14:17

Villa player moans like a cunt about being last to be consulted over returning to work. :wanker:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52866678


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Post #1335 - 01 Jun 2020, 18:27

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George Floyd death: Liverpool players take knee in picture at Anfield.
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Post #1336 - 01 Jun 2020, 18:33

TG II haha » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:27 pm wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/52875059

George Floyd death: Liverpool players take knee in picture at Anfield.

As there are 29 players and the centre circle on a football pitch has a radius of ten yards each player is (2 x 10 x π) / 29 x 0.9144 metres apart. This is only 1.98 metres therefore they are in breach of social distancing rules. I have informed Merseyside Police.

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Post #1337 - 01 Jun 2020, 20:37

dannynomates » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:33 pm wrote:
TG II haha » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:27 pm wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/52875059

George Floyd death: Liverpool players take knee in picture at Anfield.

As there are 29 players and the centre circle on a football pitch has a radius of ten yards each player is (2 x 10 x π) / 29 x 0.9144 metres apart. This is only 1.98 metres therefore they are in breach of social distancing rules. I have informed Merseyside Police.

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Soon afterwards, Jordon Henderson called Mo Salah a "fucking Camel-Jacker" and they were both sent off for fighting. This left 27 players each 2.55m apart. :grin:
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Post #1338 - 01 Jun 2020, 20:45

Potty » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:37 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:33 pm wrote:
TG II haha » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:27 pm wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/52875059

George Floyd death: Liverpool players take knee in picture at Anfield.

As there are 29 players and the centre circle on a football pitch has a radius of ten yards each player is (2 x 10 x π) / 29 x 0.9144 metres apart. This is only 1.98 metres therefore they are in breach of social distancing rules. I have informed Merseyside Police.

Dan

Soon afterwards, Jordon Henderson called Mo Salah a "fucking Camel-Jacker" and they were both sent off for fighting. This left 27 players each 2.55m apart. :grin:

27 players would be 2.1279 metres apart.

Potty warned for arithmetical inaccuracy.

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Post #1339 - 01 Jun 2020, 21:01

dannynomates » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:45 pm wrote:
Potty » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:37 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:33 pm wrote:
TG II haha » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:27 pm wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/52875059

George Floyd death: Liverpool players take knee in picture at Anfield.

As there are 29 players and the centre circle on a football pitch has a radius of ten yards each player is (2 x 10 x π) / 29 x 0.9144 metres apart. This is only 1.98 metres therefore they are in breach of social distancing rules. I have informed Merseyside Police.

Dan

Soon afterwards, Jordon Henderson called Mo Salah a "fucking Camel-Jacker" and they were both sent off for fighting. This left 27 players each 2.55m apart. :grin:

27 players would be 2.1279 metres apart.

Potty warned for arithmetical inaccuracy.

Dan

Fuck you and fuck Google calculator. :grrr:
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