[Ted Gardener]

^^^ Last Trolley To Trancentral.




Edit: Fuck.

[StuckupPercy]

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-ente ... 25471.html

Robbie Williams 'dressed as Robert Plant and blasted Led Zeppelin rivals to annoy neighbour Jimmy Page'.

[StuckupPercy]

Africa by Toto to play on eternal loop 'down in Africa'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46861137

[Greasy Roads]

Africa by Toto to play on eternal loop 'down in Africa'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46861137

I can't see any fucking rain rain down there.

[StuckupPercy]

Africa by Toto to play on eternal loop 'down in Africa'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46861137

I can't see any fucking rain rain down there.

They've given it 55m years to provide desperately needed rain, but I imagine someone will nick the mp3 player before then.

[Greasy Roads]

Africa by Toto to play on eternal loop 'down in Africa'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46861137

I can't see any fucking rain rain down there.

They've given it 55m years to provide desperately needed rain, but I imagine someone will nick the mp3 player before then.

Who the fuck would steal an mp3 player that only has Toto on it?

[StuckupPercy]

Africa by Toto to play on eternal loop 'down in Africa'.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46861137

I can't see any fucking rain rain down there.

They've given it 55m years to provide desperately needed rain, but I imagine someone will nick the mp3 player before then.

Who the fuck would steal an mp3 player that only has Toto on it?

A fucking thieving Namibian Toto fan I suppose.

[Greasy Roads]

https://www.nme.com/news/music/playboi- ... uk-2436085

Playboi Carti found guilty of punching bus driver in Scotland. This sounds like a terrible miscarriage of justice to me.

[StuckupPercy]

https://mashable.com/article/ariana-gra ... urope=true

Ariana Grande's unfortunate 'BBQ grill' tattoo.

[Greasy Roads]

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/201 ... questions/

James Brown murdered?

[StuckupPercy]

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... ac-792212/

Lindsey Buckingham suffers vocal cord damage from emergency heart surgery.

Were the surgeons on drugs?

[Circus Monkey]

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/english- ... s-chairman

Sir Elton John gives Watford recommendations for 'good players' - chairman.

[Country Bloke]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity- ... n-14196431

Meghan Markle 'wants Elton John to teach her baby how to play the piano'.

[StuckupPercy]

Pete Docherty rushed to hospital after rescuing a hedgehog from the jaws of his vicious dog and getting a spine stuck in his finger.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8 ... /#comments




What a fucking prick.

[A Worthless Man]

Pete Docherty rushed to hospital after rescuing a hedgehog from the jaws of his vicious dog and getting a spine stuck in his finger.

It's not been a good week for hedgehogs what with one thing and another.

[Aubrey The Cat In The Hat]

UK Eurovision entry loses more points after voting blunder re-count, loser Michael Rice blames Brexit.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9 ... uk-points/

Michael, 21, hit out at the competition after the loss, saying it was impossible for the UK to win Eurovision because of political bias - insisting even superstars would finish last.

The All Together Now winner explained: "I always knew I was going to come in this position because of Brexit.

Bollocks, you lost because you were fucking gash.

[StuckupPercy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... f-gig.html

'I tell you what we want... we really want a fucking refund!' Spice Girls fans are left furious after Cardiff reunion concert is beset by sound problems for second show running.

What's the big surprise that their sound is shit?

[Butch Cassady]

What's the big surprise that their sound is shit?

It's not just their sound though, is it?

[Greasy Roads]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48634983

Leonard Cohen love letters fetch $876,000 at auction.

[StuckupPercy]

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/16/mariah-c ... e-9970513/

Mariah Carey fan surprised to get cake with Marie Curie’s face on.