[Greasy Roads]

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow shites in this petty pace from day to day; and all our yesterdays have lighted the way to shite wicket death

Shakespeare knew fuck all about cricket.

[Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ;]

No, probably not , but he was well garbed just like cricketeers

[Right Said Fred]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ycott.html

My hero is knighted.

[righthard]

[Greasy Roads]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

[dannynomates]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

[Greasy Roads]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt.

[dannynomates]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt.

You'll be outside the forum quicker than you think if you keep this up.

Greasy Roads warned for further excessive profanity.

Dan

[Greasy Roads]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt.

You'll be outside the forum quicker than you think if you keep this up.

Greasy Roads warned for further excessive profanity.

Dan

[Happy Jack]

The 'leave' is the greatest shot in Test Match cricket. Wait for it.

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[Happy Jack]

England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB.

[jihadkelly]

England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB.

You infidels will be playing Pakistan after.

[Happy Jack]

England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB.

You infidels will be playing Pakistan after.

Ah, so they are. just checking....

ON FUCKING SKY!

[Happy Jack]

The return of cricket today made me think of my finest ever innings. We were 9 down and about 50 behind. Our No.3 was smashing it around but the wickets had tumbled at the other end. My job was simple. Don't get out and let him have the strike. I played my best shot, the forward defensive whenever I could. I made absolutely no attacking shots and with that mindset I allowed my partner to knock off the runs. At the end I was the hero on 8 not out (I never gave a chance but the pacy bowler in the picture meant occasionally my defensive shot would penetrate the close-field and I scampered a single to get off strike.) My wife never came to watch me play apart from that day, and I had asked her to take a photograph which she did, neither of us aware that she would capture the high point of my cricket playing days.

[Greasy Roads]

I'm a really, really shit bowler but once, in an inter-departmental competition, I took 4 for 2 in my mandatory two overs: first ball the batsman tried to hit me out of the ground, miscued it, and gave me a simple caught and bowled; the next bloke tried the same, missed it, and I bowled him; after that they seemed to think that I was some sort of demon spinner and I ripped the heart out of their innings.

[routemaster]

Not this shit again?

[Greasy Roads]

Not this shit again?

The summer starts here.