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Post #81 - 25 Aug 2019, 20:23

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:19 pm wrote:Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow shites in this petty pace from day to day; and all our yesterdays have lighted the way to shite wicket death :)

Shakespeare knew fuck all about cricket. :angry:
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Post #82 - 25 Aug 2019, 20:26

No, probably not :( , but he was well garbed just like cricketeers :)
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Post #84 - 27 Oct 2019, 08:30


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Post #85 - 24 Jan 2020, 17:44

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Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.” :D
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Post #86 - 24 Jan 2020, 18:16

Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:44 pm wrote:Image

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.” :D

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Post #87 - 24 Jan 2020, 18:24

dannynomates » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:16 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:44 pm wrote:Image

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.” :D

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

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Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt. :grrr:
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Post #88 - 24 Jan 2020, 21:39

Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:24 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:16 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:44 pm wrote:Image

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.” :D

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt. :grrr:

You'll be outside the forum quicker than you think if you keep this up.

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Post #89 - 25 Jan 2020, 08:18

dannynomates » Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:39 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:24 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:16 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:44 pm wrote:Image

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/ ... uth-africa

Ben Stokes facing disciplinary action after foul-mouthed altercation with fan.

As he was walking off, having been dismissed for two, the player was caught on television coverage responding to a fan off-camera, shouting: “Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.” :D

Greasy Roads warned for excessive profanity.

Dan

Come and warn me outside the forum you fucking four-eyed cunt. :grrr:

You'll be outside the forum quicker than you think if you keep this up.

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Post #90 - 05 Apr 2020, 02:50

The 'leave' is the greatest shot in Test Match cricket. Wait for it.

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Post #91 - 29 Jun 2020, 19:47

England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB. :grrr:
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Post #92 - 29 Jun 2020, 20:09

Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB. :grrr:

You infidels will be playing Pakistan after.
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Post #93 - 29 Jun 2020, 22:35

jihadkelly » Today, 19:09 wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:England are playing only 3 Test matches this summer against West Indies behind closed doors. I thought, great! It must surely be on free to air to reach the biggest audience deprived of cricket in this pandemic.

Is it fuck. All on fucking Sky. You heartless money-grabbing cunts ECB. :grrr:

You infidels will be playing Pakistan after.


Ah, so they are. just checking....

ON FUCKING SKY! :swear:
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Post #94 - 08 Jul 2020, 17:42

The return of cricket today made me think of my finest ever innings. We were 9 down and about 50 behind. Our No.3 was smashing it around but the wickets had tumbled at the other end. My job was simple. Don't get out and let him have the strike. I played my best shot, the forward defensive whenever I could. I made absolutely no attacking shots and with that mindset I allowed my partner to knock off the runs. At the end I was the hero on 8 not out (I never gave a chance but the pacy bowler in the picture meant occasionally my defensive shot would penetrate the close-field and I scampered a single to get off strike.) My wife never came to watch me play apart from that day, and I had asked her to take a photograph which she did, neither of us aware that she would capture the high point of my cricket playing days. :)

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Post #95 - 08 Jul 2020, 18:12

I'm a really, really shit bowler but once, in an inter-departmental competition, I took 4 for 2 in my mandatory two overs: first ball the batsman tried to hit me out of the ground, miscued it, and gave me a simple caught and bowled; the next bloke tried the same, missed it, and I bowled him; after that they seemed to think that I was some sort of demon spinner and I ripped the heart out of their innings. :)
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Post #96 - 08 Jul 2020, 18:41

Not this shit again? :(
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Post #97 - 08 Jul 2020, 19:31

routemaster » Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:41 pm wrote:Not this shit again? :(

The summer starts here. :)
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