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 What are you reading? ; Literary recommendations

Post #61 - 07 May 2019, 07:04

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I thought this might be about tree activists being imprisoned. :(
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Post #62 - 16 Jun 2019, 21:37

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A good read but lacking in sex scenes. :mellow:
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Post #63 - 06 Sep 2019, 19:25

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This made me want to take acid, sulphuric fucking acid. :angry:
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Post #64 - 09 Sep 2019, 06:32

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I'm enjoying this. :)
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Post #65 - 16 Jan 2020, 20:33

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Post #66 - 16 Jan 2020, 20:44

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Post #67 - 16 Jan 2020, 22:25

I've been looking forward to reading this...

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I just can't get past the magnificent first teaching...

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Post #68 - 17 Jan 2020, 10:55

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I particularly liked this passage:

A judge telling a burglar to whom he'd just given three years, 'You are nothing but a common criminal,' got the reply, 'Well you're nothing but a cunt.'

The judge kept his cool, 'Bring that man back,' he ordered. The burglar, glaring defiantly, was re-seated.

'When I leave court this afternoon, I will leave in my Mercedes. Bach will be playing on the stereo. I will go home and I'll prune the roses in the garden while my wife cooks us a delicious dinner. We will eat together in the conservatory and enjoy a nice bottle of claret. You, on the other hand will be taken to HMP Brixton. For the next several years you will be locked up twenty three hours a day. You will eat slop and defecate into a bucket, which you share with two other men. Now, who are you calling a cunt?'
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Post #69 - 17 Jan 2020, 11:05




Greasy Roads » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:55 am wrote:Image

I particularly liked this passage:

A judge telling a burglar to whom he'd just given three years, 'You are nothing but a common criminal,' got the reply, 'Well you're nothing but a cunt.'

The judge kept his cool, 'Bring that man back,' he ordered. The burglar, glaring defiantly, was re-seated.

'When I leave court this afternoon, I will leave in my Mercedes. Bach will be playing on the stereo. I will go home and I'll prune the roses in the garden while my wife cooks us a delicious dinner. We will eat together in the conservatory and enjoy a nice bottle of claret. You, on the other hand will be taken to HMP Brixton. For the next several years you will be locked up twenty three hours a day. You will eat slop and defecate into a bucket, which you share with two other men. Now, who are you calling a cunt?'


:clap: for both of these. :grin:
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Post #70 - 17 Jan 2020, 22:38

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Post #71 - 18 Jan 2020, 20:39

Aubrey The Cat In The Hat » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:37 pm wrote:Image

A good read but lacking in sex scenes. :mellow:

Well, the people depicted in the car don't look much like darkies to me.
If you're going to draw a spook, they have to have black skin, even underneath their clothes.
Their noses aren't wide enough and their nostrils aren't flaring.
They haven't got curly "fuzzy-wuzzy" hair, and big rubbery lips.
Oh, and they aren't eating watermelon.
However, I will concede that they may be wearing loose shoes and driving around looking for a warm place to take a shit.
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Post #72 - 08 May 2020, 15:16

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Post #73 - 08 May 2020, 17:05

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Post #74 - 08 May 2020, 19:03

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I'm reading this Rupert book that Potty kindly lent me. :)
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Post #75 - 03 Jun 2020, 19:12

I am going to delve into this again tonight with an early night.

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In which Various Friends, Enemies, Acquaintances, and Detractors Recall His Turbulent Career

I can flick through and settle on a chapter that looks interesting.
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Post #76 - 19 Jul 2020, 14:02

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Post #77 - 02 Aug 2020, 15:01

Some books are bigger than others.

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Post #78 - 25 Aug 2020, 21:10

I read this during lockdown.

Lovely book. :heart:

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Post #79 - 25 Aug 2020, 22:36

Hugo is keeping the soles of his shoes clean and germ free; it's a common practice. It also makes him look taller to impress la femininas.
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Post #80 - 18 Sep 2020, 16:37

Read The Guardian today for the first time in a long while.

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It was good to see that the Grauniad is still making mistakes, but a picture of a cat with the caption 'Whose dog is this?' really takes the biscuit. :laugh:
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