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Post #61 - 16 Mar 2019, 11:40

routemaster » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:27 am wrote:
Priory Jack » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:09 am wrote:Guisborough's football club is known as The Priorymen. :)

Note men not boys, you pew perching cunt. :grrr:

http://www.childrensuniversity.co.uk/ho ... ball-club/

I see they have a junior section. :)
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Post #62 - 16 May 2019, 07:05

http://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/clips ... eet-sparky

Sparky The Gay Dog in South Park was played by George Clooney.
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Post #63 - 20 May 2019, 15:23

Radio One's big weekend is in Middlesbrough this year. Are they fucking desperate? :wtf:
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Post #64 - 20 May 2019, 15:31

Greasy Roads » Mon May 20, 2019 4:23 pm wrote:Radio One's big weekend is in Middlesbrough this year. Are they fucking desperate? :wtf:

It gets worse, RM Jnr and his g/f will be in attendance on Friday and Sunday. :mellow:
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Post #65 - 22 May 2019, 20:55

Side effects of Ramipril and Amlodipine include poor hearing and an incessant compulsion to masturbate. :huh:
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Post #66 - 22 May 2019, 21:06

StickupPercy » Wed May 22, 2019 9:55 pm wrote:Side effects of Ramipril and Amlodipine include poor hearing and an incessant compulsion to masturbate. :huh:

Someone recommended those drugs to me today, I'm not bothered about the hearing but the masturbating sounds great. :clap:
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Post #67 - 23 May 2019, 05:30

Right Said Fred » Wed May 22, 2019 10:06 pm wrote:
StickupPercy » Wed May 22, 2019 9:55 pm wrote:Side effects of Ramipril and Amlodipine include poor hearing and an incessant compulsion to masturbate. :huh:

Someone recommended those drugs to me today, I'm not bothered about the hearing but the masturbating sounds great. :clap:

It's only a compulsion to masturbate: the drugs also induce erectile dysfunction. :(
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Post #68 - 23 May 2019, 10:04

StickupPercy » Thu May 23, 2019 6:30 am wrote:
Right Said Fred » Wed May 22, 2019 10:06 pm wrote:
StickupPercy » Wed May 22, 2019 9:55 pm wrote:Side effects of Ramipril and Amlodipine include poor hearing and an incessant compulsion to masturbate. :huh:

Someone recommended those drugs to me today, I'm not bothered about the hearing but the masturbating sounds great. :clap:

It's only a compulsion to masturbate: the drugs also induce erectile dysfunction. :(

Absolute nonsense the pair of you, I'm on those drugs and I'm now hung like a stallion and can have any woman I like. :huh:
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Post #69 - 09 Nov 2019, 12:27

19% of Welsh people can speak Welsh. :mellow:
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Post #70 - 09 Nov 2019, 19:47

routemaster » Thu May 23, 2019 10:04 am wrote:
StickupPercy » Thu May 23, 2019 6:30 am wrote:
Right Said Fred » Wed May 22, 2019 10:06 pm wrote:
StickupPercy » Wed May 22, 2019 9:55 pm wrote:Side effects of Ramipril and Amlodipine include poor hearing and an incessant compulsion to masturbate. :huh:

Someone recommended those drugs to me today, I'm not bothered about the hearing but the masturbating sounds great. :clap:

It's only a compulsion to masturbate: the drugs also induce erectile dysfunction. :(

Absolute nonsense the pair of you, I'm on those drugs and I'm now hung like a stallion and can have any woman I like. :huh:

As long as she's built like a bus............. :lol:
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Post #71 - 17 Nov 2019, 08:22

Forest Green Rovers are the only soccer club in the world to have an organic pitch. :)
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Post #72 - 19 Nov 2019, 11:43

According to Teesside Live, Boris plans to spend half a billion pounds on Guisborough? :wtf: He's dafter than I thought.

Teessiders will probably find some scam to divert the funding. :angry: :wanker:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... d-17278016
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Post #73 - 19 Nov 2019, 12:35

Sonofsmegma » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:43 am wrote:According to Teesside Live, Boris plans to spend half a billion pounds on Guisborough? :wtf: He's dafter than I thought.

Teessiders will probably find some scam to divert the funding. :angry: :wanker:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... d-17278016

If it puts the buses out of business I'm voting Tory. :)
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Post #74 - 19 Nov 2019, 21:03

Greasy Roads » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:35 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:43 am wrote:According to Teesside Live, Boris plans to spend half a billion pounds on Guisborough? :wtf: He's dafter than I thought.

Teessiders will probably find some scam to divert the funding. :angry: :wanker:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... d-17278016

If it puts the buses out of business I'm voting Tory. :)

Don't forget who pays for your pension, you cunt. :grrr:

I suspect this planned re-opening of the railway will fail as it will run right through the fruit and veg aisle in Aldi. :rolleyes:
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Post #75 - 22 Nov 2019, 00:14

Lee "Scratch" Perry (83) is just 4' 11" tall. :D
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Post #76 - 05 Dec 2019, 17:55

If you get caught speeding on a smart motorway and complete the Motorway Awareness Course you can still do a Speed Awareness Course if you're caught speeding anywhere else on the network. :)
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Post #77 - 05 Dec 2019, 19:00

If an old lady is hit by some cunt in a BMW doing 60 in a 30, they are 99% certain to die instantly. :(
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Post #78 - 20 Dec 2019, 08:38

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Post #79 - 03 Jan 2020, 23:35

I'm a bit pissed, but our Steve70nearly is a probable Yorkshire person. He should sod off. I would square up to him, "Sod off!" I would say.

Mum doesn't like him. She would square up. She would tell Steve70nearly to sod off. She would have her say.

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Post #80 - 04 Jan 2020, 00:04

FriedBurger » Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:35 pm wrote:I'm a bit pissed, but our Steve70nearly is a probable Yorkshire person. He should sod off. I would square up to him, "Sod off!" I would say.

Mum doesn't like him. She would square up. She would tell Steve70nearly to sod off. She would have her say.

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What on earth are you rattling on about? :shrug:

I'm from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch via Easington Colliery.

"Fwch you lass", I would say. :lol:
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