[Circus Monkey]

Male penguins are actually depraved bastards, guilty of rape, necrophilia, sexual abuse of chicks and homosexual acts on non-homosexual penguins.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/ ... -antarctic

[Greasy Roads]

Grant Showbiz is an early riser, he's liked The Fall On 45 tweet already.

[routemaster]

Grant Showbiz is an early riser, he's liked The Fall On 45 tweet already.

Yes he's usually quick to like the 40 Years of The Fall tweets too. I had to wait two days for Brix Smith-Start to like my latest one though, how fucking shoddy.

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

[Amber]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

[routemaster]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

[routemaster]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

[routemaster]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

[routemaster]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

Yes but it's close enough. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

Yes but it's close enough. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
She dragged it down the garden path,
And kicked its little Greasy Roads in.

I'm sorry but you've lost me here.

[routemaster]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

Yes but it's close enough. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
She dragged it down the garden path,
And kicked its little Greasy Roads in.

I'm sorry but you've lost me here.

[dannynomates]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

Yes but it's close enough. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
She dragged it down the garden path,
And kicked its little Greasy Roads in.

I'm sorry but you've lost me here.

It's

Dan

[Greasy Roads]

The Guis in Guisborough rhymes with piss.

You are silly Greasy Roads, it rhymes with jizz...

I thought it rhymed with flies which seemed more appropriate.

I know that the Worc in Worcester rhymes with wuss.

The last syllable of Guisborough should rhyme with rough.

Take the Shorpe out of Scunthorpe and it doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads but it's close enough.

The Shorpe?

Yes, the Shorpe, take that out of Scunthorpe.....oh never mind.

So you're trying to say that cunt doesn't rhyme with Greasy Roads?

Yes but it's close enough. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
She dragged it down the garden path,
And kicked its little Greasy Roads in.

I'm sorry but you've lost me here.

It's

Dan

I think not.

[routemaster]

Sid Vicious died 40 years ago today.

[Priory Jack]

Guisborough's football club is known as The Priorymen.

[routemaster]

Guisborough's football club is known as The Priorymen.

Note men not boys, you pew perching cunt.