[dannynomates]

A thread to post about things you discovered today, obviously I know pretty well everything so won't be posting here often.

90% of the UK's blackcurrant crop goes into Ribena which I discovered on Google.

Dan

[dannynomates]

As I said there's not much I don't already know, and as such I can confirm some cunt has edited my earlier post to assume I have used the frankly dubious Google machine for my research.

I can assure you anything I post here will have been discovered through the medium of good books and the tellybox. Yahoo and Bing are also rather good.

Dan

[Gazza]

When a whale ejaculates, it pumps out 40 gallons of spunk. However only 10 gallons enter the female.


That's why the sea is so salty.

[Greasy Roads]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

[routemaster]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat

[Jeff Beck's Knob]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat

I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

[routemaster]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat

I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite.

[Jeff Beck's Knob]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat

I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite.

Jethro Tull died in the 18th century you thick cunt.

[routemaster]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver.

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat

I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite.

Jethro Tull died in the 18th century you thick cunt.

I wish his fucking spin-off band would do the same.

[Circus Monkey]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

[routemaster]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail.

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back.

[Greasy Roads]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail.

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back.

'Nowt '?

[routemaster]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail.

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back.

'Nowt '?

Aye, nowt.

[Moomsfromoz]

You wacky Poms, our Aussie sheep can bring down planes!

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/sheep-gas/

[Phil-ah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Why did you have to post that? I'm sick of the sight of lamb stew after going to New Zealand.

[Circus Monkey]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Why did you have to post that? I'm sick of the sight of lamb stew after going to New Zealand.

This is Welsh Cawl you thick cunt.

[Jim Skidder]

Sexy Sadie derives from a Miracles' song, I've Been Good To You.

[routemaster]

Sainsbury's own brand Hob Nobs are fucking rank.

[A Worthless Man]

Aled Jones has been accused of anti-semitism.

[dannynomates]

Barbara Windsor has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, according to her husband Phil Mitchell.

Dan