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Post #1 - 17 Jan 2018, 22:36

A thread to post about things you discovered today, obviously I know pretty well everything so won't be posting here often.

90% of the UK's blackcurrant crop goes into Ribena which I discovered on Google.

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Post #2 - 18 Jan 2018, 00:17

As I said there's not much I don't already know, and as such I can confirm some cunt has edited my earlier post to assume I have used the frankly dubious Google machine for my research. :angry:

I can assure you anything I post here will have been discovered through the medium of good books and the tellybox. Yahoo and Bing are also rather good.

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Post #3 - 16 Feb 2018, 22:38

When a whale ejaculates, it pumps out 40 gallons of spunk. However only 10 gallons enter the female.


That's why the sea is so salty. :)
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Post #4 - 19 Feb 2018, 17:16

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:
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Post #5 - 19 Feb 2018, 21:24

Greasy Roads, Feb 19 2018, 05:16:28 PM wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'. :clap:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat
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Post #6 - 19 Feb 2018, 21:28

routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:24:03 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Feb 19 2018, 05:16:28 PM wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'. :clap:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat
I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.
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Post #7 - 19 Feb 2018, 21:34

Jeff Beck's Knob, Feb 19 2018, 09:28:49 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:24:03 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Feb 19 2018, 05:16:28 PM wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'. :clap:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat
I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite. :wub:
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Post #8 - 19 Feb 2018, 21:41

routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:34:53 PM wrote:
Jeff Beck's Knob, Feb 19 2018, 09:28:49 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:24:03 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Feb 19 2018, 05:16:28 PM wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'. :clap:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat
I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite. :wub:
Jethro Tull died in the 18th century you thick cunt. :wanker:
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Post #9 - 19 Feb 2018, 21:43

Jeff Beck's Knob, Feb 19 2018, 09:41:02 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:34:53 PM wrote:
Jeff Beck's Knob, Feb 19 2018, 09:28:49 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 19 2018, 09:24:03 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Feb 19 2018, 05:16:28 PM wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busdriver

There's an American rapper called Busdriver. :angry:

I'm looking out for his album 'Road Kill Overcoat', with the single 'Kill Your Employer'. :clap:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadKillOvercoat
I prefer the early stuff like Oh Fuck, It's A Low Bridge.

Nah it's his later stuff that does it for me, 'Jethro Tull Beat My Bitch And Now He Gonna Die' being a particular favourite. :wub:
Jethro Tull died in the 18th century you thick cunt. :wanker:

I wish his fucking spin-off band would do the same. :grrr:
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Post #10 - 27 Mar 2018, 08:33

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.
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Post #11 - 27 Mar 2018, 09:40

Circus Monkey, Mar 27 2018, 08:33:16 AM wrote:Image

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail. :rolleyes:

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back. :whistle:
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Post #12 - 27 Mar 2018, 09:45

routemaster, Mar 27 2018, 09:40:33 AM wrote:
Circus Monkey, Mar 27 2018, 08:33:16 AM wrote:Image

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail. :rolleyes:

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back. :whistle:
'Nowt '? :angry:
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Post #13 - 27 Mar 2018, 09:50

Greasy Roads, Mar 27 2018, 09:45:14 AM wrote:
routemaster, Mar 27 2018, 09:40:33 AM wrote:
Circus Monkey, Mar 27 2018, 08:33:16 AM wrote:Image

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail. :rolleyes:

On the other hand I drive about 200 miles a day, so could have six bowls of lamb stew on a day off and still be more environmentally friendly. Assuming I haven't ran the lambs over previously, nowt worse than a bit of lamb with a tyre mark across it's back. :whistle:
'Nowt '? :angry:
Aye, nowt. :devil:
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Post #14 - 27 Mar 2018, 10:03

You wacky Poms, our Aussie sheep can bring down planes!

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/sheep-gas/

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Post #15 - 27 Mar 2018, 10:07

Circus Monkey, Mar 27 2018, 08:33:16 AM wrote:Image

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.
Why did you have to post that? I'm sick of the sight of lamb stew after going to New Zealand. :X
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Post #16 - 27 Mar 2018, 10:24

Phil-ah, Mar 27 2018, 10:07:10 AM wrote:
Circus Monkey, Mar 27 2018, 08:33:16 AM wrote:Image

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5547311/A-bowl-lamb-stew-bad-environment-DRIVING-31-MILES-report-says.html

A bowl of lamb stew is as bad for the environment as DRIVING 31 MILES, report says.

Those Welsh cunts have wrecked the planet.
Why did you have to post that? I'm sick of the sight of lamb stew after going to New Zealand. :X

This is Welsh Cawl you thick cunt. :rolleyes:
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Post #17 - 11 Apr 2018, 15:46

Sexy Sadie derives from a Miracles' song, I've Been Good To You.
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Post #18 - 19 Apr 2018, 09:17

Sainsbury's own brand Hob Nobs are fucking rank. :angry:
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Post #19 - 21 Apr 2018, 07:26

Aled Jones has been accused of anti-semitism.
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Post #20 - 10 May 2018, 10:39

Barbara Windsor has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, according to her husband Phil Mitchell.

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