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Post #81 - 09 Aug 2018, 18:32

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http://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/95704/masturbating-cyclist-shot-during-break-in

Masturbating cyclist shot during break-in.

That reminds me, JucyEric hasn't been on for a while.
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Post #82 - 09 Aug 2018, 19:21

Jim Skidder » 44 minutes ago wrote:Image

http://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/95704/masturbating-cyclist-shot-during-break-in

Masturbating cyclist shot during break-in.

That reminds me, JucyEric hasn't been on for a while.

You disgusting little cunt, I've ridden nearly 600 miles, we're in line to raise around $360,000 for charity and all you can do is suggest I masturbate while on my bike. :angry:


OK there was that quiet five minutes in Ohio....
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Post #83 - 09 Aug 2018, 19:26

JuicyEric » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:21 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » 44 minutes ago wrote:Image

http://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/95704/masturbating-cyclist-shot-during-break-in

Masturbating cyclist shot during break-in.

That reminds me, JucyEric hasn't been on for a while.

You disgusting little cunt, I've ridden nearly 600 miles, we're in line to raise around $360,000 for charity and all you can do is suggest I masturbate while on my bike. :angry:

It's a well known fact: every time you ride round a corner someone shouts out, "Look at that wanker on the bike." :huh:
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Post #84 - 09 Aug 2018, 19:28

Jim Skidder » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:26 pm wrote:
JuicyEric » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:21 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » 44 minutes ago wrote:Image

http://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/95704/masturbating-cyclist-shot-during-break-in

Masturbating cyclist shot during break-in.

That reminds me, JucyEric hasn't been on for a while.

You disgusting little cunt, I've ridden nearly 600 miles, we're in line to raise around $360,000 for charity and all you can do is suggest I masturbate while on my bike. :angry:

It's a well known fact: every time you ride round a corner someone shouts out, "Look at that wanker on the bike." :huh:

I always wondered what the term "crank" referred to regarding bikes, pedal and crank of course. :grin:
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Post #86 - 10 Aug 2018, 13:17


The cheeky cunt, he should take her on a bus like all the other sponging workshy twats. As long as he' s not planning to take her to Whitby of course. :grrr:
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Post #87 - 12 Aug 2018, 07:03

routemaster » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:17 pm wrote:

The cheeky cunt, he should take her on a bus like all the other sponging workshy twats. As long as he' s not planning to take her to Whitby of course. :grrr:

If you read the comments quite a few of the Worcester News's readers agree with you.
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Post #88 - 16 Aug 2018, 07:59

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https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/15/wales-lost-mountain-found-shorter-originally-thought-7842474/

Fanny Big is not quite so big after being reclassified as a hill. :D
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Post #89 - 27 Aug 2018, 07:26

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https://news.sky.com/story/jessie-the-potty-mouthed-parrot-flips-firefighters-the-bird-while-stranded-on-roof-11472206

Jessie the potty-mouthed parrot swears at firefighters while stranded on roof. :lol:
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Post #90 - 27 Aug 2018, 22:01

Boxer leaves fight after one second. :D

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I can't say I blame him, such a rough sport the boxing, it must really hurt when they hit you. :cry2:
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Post #91 - 05 Sep 2018, 07:25

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A fishmonger in Kuwait has been closed down for sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear fresher.
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Post #92 - 18 Sep 2018, 09:31

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Post #93 - 20 Sep 2018, 13:06

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https://news.sky.com/story/cat-finds-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-and-brings-it-home-11500775

Cat finds bag of 'cocaine and heroin' and brings it home. I feel George needs a bit of training. :)
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Post #95 - 05 Oct 2018, 07:45

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Post #96 - 08 Oct 2018, 07:21

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New Zealand's bird of the year competition flooded with votes for the shag.
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Post #97 - 12 Oct 2018, 13:03

Transgender man identifies as a DOG and says chasing sticks and playing on all fours has brought him closer to his husband.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... anine.html

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I wonder if husband/handler Andrew picks up Tony's shit when they go for walkies? :wtf:
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Post #98 - 12 Oct 2018, 16:18

StickupPercy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:03 pm wrote:Transgender man identifies as a DOG and says chasing sticks and playing on all fours has brought him closer to his husband.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... anine.html


I wonder if husband/handler Andrew picks up Tony's shit when they go for walkies? :wtf:


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Tony's got a cracking pair of waps. :drool:
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Post #99 - 15 Oct 2018, 06:19

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Parmo-geddon: health campaigners condemn Teesside snack. :X
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Post #100 - 15 Oct 2018, 09:55

StickupPercy » Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:19 am wrote:Image

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/parm ... -vpf0c3f9p

Parmo-geddon: health campaigners condemn Teesside snack. :X


What's with all that fucking salad? :angry:

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