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Post #61 - 18 Apr 2018, 09:11

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Post #62 - 22 Apr 2018, 15:02

Naked gunman kills four in waffle house.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43855097

Quote:,   wrote:A customer wrestled the weapon from the man,


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Post #63 - 22 Apr 2018, 19:26

dannynomates, Apr 16 2018, 09:49:35 PM wrote:
Slushy, Apr 16 2018, 09:44:56 PM wrote:Image

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/02/smithfield-horse-fair-garda-policeman_n_1396797.html

Horse attempts to fuck policeman. :)

Disgusting!

I'm not going to warn you over this filth Slushy, I'm going to squeal to Connor instead. You'll be looking at a four hour ban at least with no early release. :angry:

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Thank you for grassing Slushy up dannynomates. I can see no mitigating factors in this case at all. If only Slushy had expressed a love of Hitler or been a raving loony anti-Semitic racist I could have been more lenient, but as it is I feel I must ban him for twice as long as anyone else ever has been. Slushy will be banned for four hours.
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Post #64 - 26 Apr 2018, 23:20

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Post #65 - 26 Apr 2018, 23:36

One of dad's mates was ranting, saying he wanted to kneecap the fuckers who fit those magnets to Beemers, to bring them closer to any car in front of them.

Dad just looked the other way, probably because he's the sort of cunt to drive like that himself. :wanker:
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Post #66 - 27 Apr 2018, 07:57

StickupPercy, Apr 26 2018, 11:20:31 PM wrote:BMWs to be fitted with indicators. :D

http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/all-bmws-to-be-fitted-with-indicators-from-january-2019/

I can't see that working. :rolleyes:
This is just not playing the game. :grrr:
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Post #67 - 27 Apr 2018, 08:01

Greasy Roads, Apr 27 2018, 07:57:33 AM wrote:
StickupPercy, Apr 26 2018, 11:20:31 PM wrote:BMWs to be fitted with indicators. :D

http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/all-bmws-to-be-fitted-with-indicators-from-january-2019/

I can't see that working. :rolleyes:
This is just not playing the game. :grrr:
They'll be stopping us speeding next. :angry:
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Post #68 - 28 Apr 2018, 06:07

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http://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/93185/police-officer-apologises-with-sorry-i-tased-you-cake

Police officer apologises with ‘Sorry I tased you’ cake.

That should be 'Sorry I tasered you, the thick American cunt.
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Post #69 - 13 May 2018, 12:39

Our Emma (nee Royd) was at the Eurovision Song Contest last night with some friends who'd helped pay for her ticket. I wasn't allowed as I'm tagged again so that S4 can be free to do his stuff. Poor Emma was mortified when SuRie the English bird got pounced on onstage by an attacker, but SuRie was very professional and soldiered on, only finishing third from last when the votes were counted.

On the bright side, Emma got interviewed for the BBC (@35 seconds). :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-44098646/eurovision-2018-we-all-felt-so-sorry-for-surie

S4 has just texted from a cell in Portugal, what's he been up to now, the scamp? :faceslap:
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Post #70 - 13 May 2018, 19:55

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https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/local-news/butcher-warned-police-risque-signs-1519504

Butcher warned by police to tone down risqué signs advertising 'big breasted birds', 'big cocks' and 'horny sausages'. B-)
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Post #71 - 14 May 2018, 08:28

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/campaign-to-change-the-name-of-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys-gathers-pace-a7120266.html

Petition to change the name of fire ants to 'spicy boys' gathers pace.

I've signed, have you?
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Post #72 - 22 May 2018, 16:07

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https://www.joe.co.uk/life/man-caught-filling-hotel-bathtub-up-with-potatoes-while-wearing-a-bra-on-drugs-179789

Man on drugs caught filling hotel bathtub up with potatoes while wearing a bra.
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Post #73 - 22 May 2018, 23:47

Bump.
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Post #74 - 22 May 2018, 23:49

Senile old cunt (a bit like Greasy Roads) loses her car. :wanker:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-44209773



Quote:,   wrote:"I don't know Cheltenham very well at all. I was born in Gloucester," she said.

"I'm frightened of Cheltenham. I [normally] always go on the bus."



FFS! :rolleyes:
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Post #75 - 08 Jun 2018, 08:19

https://news.sky.com/story/hotel-valet-cut-out-of-porsche-after-botched-parking-job-in-sydney-11390499

Hotel valet cut out of Porsche after botched parking job in Sydney.

I imagine that he'll walk into a job as a bus driver.
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Post #76 - 06 Jul 2018, 14:37

Seagulls found pissed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44736447

RSPCA officer Clara Scully said: "They've really been suffering with hangovers after a gulls' night out."


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Post #77 - 15 Jul 2018, 23:11

Welsh village with 20 spellings. :wtf:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44683054

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The code switching cunts. :grrr:
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Post #78 - 17 Jul 2018, 17:03

Lidl in Bury honours Kieran Trippier with his own reserved parking space.

http://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/1635958 ... ef=mr&lp=1

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If England had won he might have got a Waitrose space. :grin:
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Post #79 - 22 Jul 2018, 19:41

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Post #80 - 05 Aug 2018, 06:39

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https://news.sky.com/story/funeral-firm-claims-its-breaking-the-taboo-around-death-with-banned-adverts-11455864

A funeral price comparison site has said it is breaking the "taboo" around death after its "edgy" adverts were banned by Transport for London.
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