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Post #521 - 12 Dec 2020, 08:05

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Portable toilets 'sing' Christmas carols in festive display. :huh:
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Post #522 - 17 Dec 2020, 07:14

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Chinese “iron crotch” kung fu masters fight to preserve a painful-looking tradition. :duh:
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Post #523 - 17 Dec 2020, 10:43

Routemaster deserves to be dropped on one of those bars from a great height. :angry:
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Post #524 - 18 Dec 2020, 07:09

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Peru: Police conduct drugs raid dressed as Santa Claus and elf. :)
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Post #525 - 19 Dec 2020, 07:13

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Priti Patel will not visit parents this Christmas amid fears she might deport them. :huh:
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Post #526 - 27 Dec 2020, 07:19

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A bodybuilder who married a sex doll has revealed she tragically broke just before Christmas. :(
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Post #527 - 27 Dec 2020, 13:40

It's the steroids :yes:
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Post #528 - 27 Dec 2020, 15:37


That and the fact he’s a sad cunt. :wtf:
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Post #529 - 27 Dec 2020, 17:19

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Pompeii archaeologists uncover ancient homophobic insult to tavern owner.

“NICIA CINAEDE CACATOR” reads the scrawled graffiti on a fresco of a chained dog painted onto the bar of the Thermopolium of Regio V, a cheap street food eatery.

“An inverted shitter” is how archaeologists rendered the slur, though the adjective carries a homosexual connotation from its derivation from the ancient Greek term for catamite. :snigger:
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Post #530 - 27 Dec 2020, 17:57

:D ........... :grin:


In Prousts, gays were often given the (non-abusive) tag of "invert."
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Post #531 - 27 Dec 2020, 21:23

Greasy Roads » Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:19 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/25/bodybuil ... -13808253/

A bodybuilder who married a sex doll has revealed she tragically broke just before Christmas. :(

I'd say she got some sand jammed up her flue, by the look of those photos.
What a sad pathetic loser that prick is. Kinda goes with the "bodybuilder" tag............
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Post #532 - 27 Dec 2020, 23:31

She's an "Inflate-A-Date"

There is some evidence that one of this site's modulators - immodulators? - has relations closer then the normal bonds of friendship with such a Product, if "product" be the operable word here. :D -- :mask:
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Post #533 - 30 Dec 2020, 11:58

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Racing Australia responds after 'sexually explicit' horse names are noticed at Queensland track. ‘Lovin’ Deqoque’ finished fourth in Race 8. :D
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Post #534 - 31 Dec 2020, 07:18

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Arise, Sir Tax Exile! F1 champion Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood despite living in Swiss and Monaco havens for 13 years.

At least routemaster pays for my pension, he should get a CBE*. :grrr:

* Cunt of the British Empire.
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Post #535 - 31 Dec 2020, 10:35

Greasy Roads » Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:18 am wrote:Image

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Arise, Sir Tax Exile! F1 champion Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood despite living in Swiss and Monaco havens for 13 years.

At least routemaster pays for my pension, he should get a CBE*. :grrr:

* Cunt of the British Empire.

Fuck you. :radged:
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Post #536 - 05 Jan 2021, 18:06

Naked fugitive rescued from mangroves by Australian fishermen

On the same page, they report "Courtroom escape sends police officer flying down stairs" - cleanville would love that.

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Post #537 - 05 Jan 2021, 20:41

^^Reading that, it sounds like he was lucky not to have been eaten by a crocodile.
At least we haven't got them here!
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Post #538 - 11 Jan 2021, 18:19

Coronation Street actor finds 4ft royal python on toilet seat

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A Coronation Street actor said he was left "dreaming of snakes" after he found a 4ft (1.2m) royal python sitting on his toilet seat.

Harry Visinoni, who plays Seb Franklin in the TV soap, went to brush his teeth on Saturday when he saw the reptile "staring at him" in his home in Hale.

It is thought the snake had slithered off from its previous owner and into a wall cavity, said the RSPCA.

The charity has named it Lulu, which it said seemed "appropriate".

After seeing the reptile curled up in his bathroom, Mr Visinoni ran out and called for his girlfriend Ellie Isaac.

Opening the door briefly, the couple "watched as the snake then slithered on to the top of the toilet and sat on the seat just staring at us".

After discussing what they should do, they returned but found the python had disappeared.

The pair then spent a "sleepless" night "dreaming about snakes", before calling the RSPCA in the morning.

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Animal rescue officer Sonia Hulme arrived and eventually located the snake behind the bathroom radiator.
'On the throne'

According to the RSPCA, the royal python is a fairly docile species but can bite when threatened.

And although the animal was "quite feisty", she managed to catch it using a pillowcase.

"I thought it was quite apt that this royal python was found on the throne - and as she is a female we thought it would be appropriate to call her Lulu."

Ms Hulme said it was likely Lulu had escaped from her previous owner and lived in the wall cavity of the flat.

Snakes can often survive with long gaps between meals, she added.

Lulu is now in the care of a specialist reptile keeper at the RSPCA and is in "good condition".

Actor Harry Visinoni has starred in Coronation Street since October 2016 as builder Seb, the son of mechanic Abi Franklin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... r-55592413
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Post #539 - 15 Jan 2021, 11:13

Technical issue resolved after '150,000 police records lost'

The government is assessing the impact of a "technical issue" that led to 150,000 records being deleted from police databases.

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Post #540 - 20 Jan 2021, 09:03

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Man with huge tattoo of Boris Johnson says he’ll ‘never regret it’. :wanker:
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