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Post #361 - 26 Apr 2020, 17:07

Scotsman has to shave beard off to wear face mask. :wtf:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-52415317

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"In the end I had to take the whole thing off. It was devastating because it's like an arm or a leg to me."

"I just can't get used to it and I don't like how I look now," he added.


You look a complete and utter cunt either way. :grrr:
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Post #362 - 21 May 2020, 08:13

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https://www.expressandstar.com/news/cri ... ing-on-m6/

Police catch man pleasuring himself while driving on M6.

There's a lot of wankers around the Black Country. :grin:
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Post #363 - 27 May 2020, 07:34

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https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/18 ... 3126/?sl=9

Alleged thieves wore watermelons over heads at grocery store. :mellow:
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Post #364 - 27 May 2020, 11:36

Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(
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Post #365 - 27 May 2020, 14:56

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 11:36 am wrote:Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(

The voice of experience there. :huh:
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Post #366 - 27 May 2020, 15:42

Jim Skidder » Wed May 27, 2020 2:56 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 11:36 am wrote:Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(

The voice of experience there. :huh:

Don't blame FHC, I bet the scam originated in Texas. :grrr:
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Post #367 - 27 May 2020, 16:00

Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D
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Post #368 - 27 May 2020, 16:12

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 4:00 pm wrote:Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D

The voice of experience there. :huh:
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Post #369 - 27 May 2020, 17:42

Jim Skidder » Wed May 27, 2020 4:12 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 4:00 pm wrote:Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D

The voice of experience there. :huh:

The posting of a cunt there. :angry:
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Post #370 - 04 Jun 2020, 17:37

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Spanish porn star, 46, is investigated for manslaughter after photographer died at his home from inhaling poisonous toad vapour. :D
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Post #371 - 14 Jun 2020, 08:11

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Meth Cook Tries to Tell Police He’s Making a ‘Healthy Meth Substance’ which contained acai berries.

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Post #372 - 18 Jun 2020, 21:48

Ebayer uses sex doll to sell car. :)

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Post #373 - 18 Jun 2020, 22:00

It would have been funny if she was posed to suck the exhaust pipe. Strangely enough I couldn't find any pictures that show anyone trying that.
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Post #374 - 19 Jun 2020, 07:41

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Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust Pipe. "Hey, my head could probably fit in that,” she remembers thinking. :wanker:
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Post #375 - 19 Jun 2020, 09:12

I don't know who's the sickest, Sonofsmegma for admitting his strange perversion, or Greasy Roads for attempting to find the images. :wtf:
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Post #376 - 19 Jun 2020, 09:15

routemaster » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:12 am wrote:I don't know who's the sickest, Sonofsmegma for admitting his strange perversion, or Greasy Roads for attempting to find the images. :wtf:

'Sicker'

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Post #377 - 19 Jun 2020, 09:20

dannynomates » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:15 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:12 am wrote:I don't know who's the sickest, Sonofsmegma for admitting his strange perversion, or Greasy Roads for attempting to find the images. :wtf:

'Sicker'

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Of the three of you, I know who the biggest bigger cunt is. :grrr:
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Post #378 - 19 Jun 2020, 09:22

dannynomates » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:15 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:12 am wrote:I don't know who's the sickest, Sonofsmegma for admitting his strange perversion, or Greasy Roads for attempting to find the images. :wtf:

'Sicker'

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That routemaster cunt has been getting away with shit like this for far too fucking long!!
About time you pulled the bus driving prick up on it!!!
Perhaps you could be a little more dilligenter in future, huh???
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Post #379 - 19 Jun 2020, 09:37

Mushshrooms » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:22 am wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:15 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:12 am wrote:I don't know who's the sickest, Sonofsmegma for admitting his strange perversion, or Greasy Roads for attempting to find the images. :wtf:

'Sicker'

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That routemaster cunt has been getting away with shit like this for far too fucking long!!
About time you pulled the bus driving prick up on it!!!
Perhaps you could be a little more dilligenter in future, huh???

Mushshrooms warned for excessive profanity, poor grammar and telling me how to do my job.

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Post #380 - 19 Jun 2020, 18:11

This was, or is, a Minnesota vehicle and since it's registered in that northern state, the odds are pretty good the people involved in trying to trying to help Ms Pinhead would hit upon the solution; viz, to have a strong person grab one leg securely while another took a secure hold on the unfortunate woman's other leg, while the third person drove the vehicle forward. No doubt someone would have thought to lubricate Ms Pinhead's noggin with K-Y jelly or similar and - problem solved!
The alternative would be to take a hacksaw and cut off the portion of the exhaust pipe immediately above her head and send her on her way with cries of "good luck" and "best wishes."
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