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Post #301 - 16 Nov 2019, 09:31

Chavahoy » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:48 am wrote:Image

https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-di ... t-11861940

Wild boar discover and snort £17,000 of cocaine in Tuscan forest. :mellow:


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Post #302 - 20 Nov 2019, 07:17

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Judge calls racist defendant "a bit of a cunt" and tells him to fuck off. :clap:
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Post #303 - 22 Nov 2019, 07:18

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Dubai bar offering women free drinks based on their weight. :mellow:
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Post #304 - 22 Nov 2019, 07:19

Chavahoy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:18 am wrote:Image

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/11/19 ... 3342/?sl=5

Dubai bar offering women free drinks based on their weight. :mellow:

I'll be asking Kleenex Cesarewitch for diet tips. :)
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Post #305 - 22 Nov 2019, 08:27

Chavahoy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:18 am wrote:Image

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Dubai bar offering women free drinks based on their weight. :mellow:

Christ!!!
That place is going to be wall to wall Fat Slags in about a week!!
Management better reinforce those bar chairs and soon.
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Post #306 - 22 Nov 2019, 09:20

FriedBurger » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:19 am wrote:
Chavahoy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:18 am wrote:Image

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/11/19 ... 3342/?sl=5

Dubai bar offering women free drinks based on their weight. :mellow:

I'll be asking Kleenex Cesarewitch for diet tips. :)

I doubt I can help, I don't drink alcohol having seen what it did to certain forum members who passed away due to undisclosed causes. :heart:
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Post #307 - 22 Nov 2019, 09:39

Kleenex Cesarewitch » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:20 am wrote:
FriedBurger » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:19 am wrote:
Chavahoy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:18 am wrote:Image

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/11/19 ... 3342/?sl=5

Dubai bar offering women free drinks based on their weight. :mellow:

I'll be asking Kleenex Cesarewitch for diet tips. :)

I doubt I can help, I don't drink alcohol having seen what it did to certain forum members who passed away due to undisclosed causes. :heart:

:D :D
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Post #308 - 02 Dec 2019, 08:04

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/02/society- ... -11252244/

The battle to save the ‘much abused’ apostrophe has taken a bitter blow after a society dedicated to preserving it announced plans to close.

The cunt's. :wanker:
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Post #309 - 02 Dec 2019, 18:19

StuckupPercy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:04 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/02/society- ... -11252244/

The battle to save the ‘much abused’ apostrophe has taken a bitter blow after a society dedicated to preserving it announced plans to close.

The cunt's. :wanker:


Cleopatras Pizza shop in Guisborough has no such worries. :mellow:


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Post #310 - 02 Dec 2019, 19:48

routemaster » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:19 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:04 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/02/society- ... -11252244/

The battle to save the ‘much abused’ apostrophe has taken a bitter blow after a society dedicated to preserving it announced plans to close.

The cunt's. :wanker:


Cleopatras Pizza shop in Guisborough has no such worries. :mellow:


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Post #311 - 02 Dec 2019, 21:35

Greasy Roads » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:48 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:19 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:04 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/02/society- ... -11252244/

The battle to save the ‘much abused’ apostrophe has taken a bitter blow after a society dedicated to preserving it announced plans to close.

The cunt's. :wanker:


Cleopatras Pizza shop in Guisborough has no such worries. :mellow:


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I used them once and the cunt's didnt put a tub of garlic sauce in with my kebab. Never again. :angry:
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Post #312 - 12 Dec 2019, 07:44

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Walmart pulls jumper appearing to show Santa with lines of cocaine. :grin:
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Post #313 - 12 Dec 2019, 09:44

You can get a long sleeve t-shirt version from Amazon with an added pint of cider. :)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B082MH511M/ ... WLY49&th=1
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Post #314 - 13 Dec 2019, 09:00

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Thousands of 'penis fish' appear on California beach. :D
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Post #315 - 25 Dec 2019, 11:09

Man with white beard robs bank, runs out and throws cash at passers by shouting 'Merry Christmas!'. :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50908018

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The thick twats handed their gifts back to the bank. :rolleyes:
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Post #316 - 17 Jan 2020, 07:12

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Utah governor asks state's health department to take the sexual innuendos off of free condoms. :huh:
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Post #317 - 17 Jan 2020, 15:27

Big toilet paper dump on HWY 401. Bummer. :(

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Post #318 - 17 Jan 2020, 21:07

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Post #319 - 17 Jan 2020, 21:09


It doesn't look very loose to me. :wtf:
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Post #320 - 17 Jan 2020, 21:20


Read the article you thick cunt, it was loose when it was trotting round the A48, then it caught a bus.
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