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Post #281 - 06 Oct 2019, 16:13

Smegma-cicle

might be a short term fad on Pluto :grin:
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Post #282 - 08 Oct 2019, 06:05

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Man sues Apple because his iPhone ‘turned him gay’. :D
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Post #283 - 11 Oct 2019, 12:05

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A pub has been shut down after the brewery owner heard a swear word, astonished locals claim. What a cunt. :lol:
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Post #284 - 11 Oct 2019, 14:09

My first guess was that the owner was preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Johnson. Plywood is the preferred window protector in areas menaced by tropical cyclones. Perhaps he's a worrier?
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Post #285 - 11 Oct 2019, 14:43

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:09 pm wrote:My first guess was that the owner was preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Johnson. Plywood is the preferred window protector in areas menaced by tropical cyclones. Perhaps he's a worrier?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... ed-on-spot

Apparently he's just a cunt.
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Post #286 - 11 Oct 2019, 15:44

That answer conform's better to Occam's razor so we'll go with that :)
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Post #287 - 11 Oct 2019, 20:10

Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:43 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:09 pm wrote:My first guess was that the owner was preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Johnson. Plywood is the preferred window protector in areas menaced by tropical cyclones. Perhaps he's a worrier?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... ed-on-spot

Apparently he's just a cunt.

Last Wednesday at 9.30pm some colourful language at the bar of the Arlington Hotel in North Yorkshire resulted in a mystery man yelling: “Everybody out.” He cleared the bar and locked the doors behind the customers, only reopening again on Sunday. Customers were bemused.

One source suggested it was Smith himself, head of the Samuel Smith brewery empire, which includes thousands of acres of Yorkshire as well as hundreds of public houses. A phone call to the Arlington Hotel results in a “no comment”.


The Arlington Hotel is in Loftus not far from here. One of our drivers drinks there and I remember him mention this temporary shut down. It sounds like a complete shit hole, no telly, no fruit machines, no pool table, and apparently dominoes has now been banned. £1.80 a pint seems to be the attraction. :shrug:

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Post #288 - 11 Oct 2019, 20:43

routemaster » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:43 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:09 pm wrote:My first guess was that the owner was preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Johnson. Plywood is the preferred window protector in areas menaced by tropical cyclones. Perhaps he's a worrier?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... ed-on-spot

Apparently he's just a cunt.

Last Wednesday at 9.30pm some colourful language at the bar of the Arlington Hotel in North Yorkshire resulted in a mystery man yelling: “Everybody out.” He cleared the bar and locked the doors behind the customers, only reopening again on Sunday. Customers were bemused.

One source suggested it was Smith himself, head of the Samuel Smith brewery empire, which includes thousands of acres of Yorkshire as well as hundreds of public houses. A phone call to the Arlington Hotel results in a “no comment”.


The Arlington Hotel is in Loftus not far from here. One of our drivers drinks there and I remember him mention this temporary shut down. It sounds like a complete shit hole, no telly, no fruit machines, no pool table, and apparently dominoes has now been banned. £1.80 a pint seems to be the attraction. :shrug:

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If bus drivers drink there it's obviously a shit hole. :huh:
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Post #289 - 11 Oct 2019, 20:51

Jim Skidder » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:43 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:43 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:09 pm wrote:My first guess was that the owner was preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Johnson. Plywood is the preferred window protector in areas menaced by tropical cyclones. Perhaps he's a worrier?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... ed-on-spot

Apparently he's just a cunt.

Last Wednesday at 9.30pm some colourful language at the bar of the Arlington Hotel in North Yorkshire resulted in a mystery man yelling: “Everybody out.” He cleared the bar and locked the doors behind the customers, only reopening again on Sunday. Customers were bemused.

One source suggested it was Smith himself, head of the Samuel Smith brewery empire, which includes thousands of acres of Yorkshire as well as hundreds of public houses. A phone call to the Arlington Hotel results in a “no comment”.


The Arlington Hotel is in Loftus not far from here. One of our drivers drinks there and I remember him mention this temporary shut down. It sounds like a complete shit hole, no telly, no fruit machines, no pool table, and apparently dominoes has now been banned. £1.80 a pint seems to be the attraction. :shrug:

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If bus drivers drink there it's obviously a shit hole. :huh:

You'd be barred from the place for wrangling those plants. :rolleyes:
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Post #290 - 13 Oct 2019, 20:11

At least the pub in the center of the photo is better maintained than the pub on the left of the photo.
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Post #291 - 13 Oct 2019, 20:19

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:11 pm wrote:At least the pub in the center of the photo is better maintained than the pub on the left of the photo.

The one on the left looks more like a Presbyterian chapel, no doubt filled with Proddy cunts every Sunday morning. :grrr:
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Post #292 - 13 Oct 2019, 20:53

If it's full of Presbies, it may be brand new: They build them to look like that.

In the USA, Southern Baptists build their god-houses to look like Wal-Marts.
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Post #293 - 17 Oct 2019, 07:29

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If you’ve lost a massive bag of dildos they’ve been found in Somerset. :mellow:
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Post #294 - 22 Oct 2019, 06:18

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Woman shot by Labrador as she sat in a car. American animals' right to bear arms is alive and well. :)
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Post #295 - 25 Oct 2019, 21:27

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Migrating Russian eagles run up huge data roaming charges. :lol:
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Post #296 - 08 Nov 2019, 08:09

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Sex toys worth £1m stolen from lorry in Northamptonshire. :D
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Post #297 - 09 Nov 2019, 11:05

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Killer claims his life sentence is served because he briefly died. :huh:
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Post #298 - 13 Nov 2019, 07:20

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People in their 90s are being admitted to hospital after taking cocaine.

It's good to have something to look forward to. :grin:
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Post #299 - 13 Nov 2019, 09:15

Greasy Roads » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:20 am wrote:Image

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People in their 90s are being admitted to hospital after taking cocaine.

It's good to have something to look forward to. :grin:


You won't get past your 80s with that heroin addiction. :rolleyes:
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Post #300 - 16 Nov 2019, 08:48

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Wild boar discover and snort £17,000 of cocaine in Tuscan forest. :mellow:
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