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Post #221 - 04 Jul 2019, 09:30

Mushshrooms » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:15 am wrote:‘Breatharian’ claims she lives on oxygen and fasts for 97 days



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Being a "Breatharian" means she'd probably have enough spare breath to blow me. :grin:


I am becoming sick and tired of the continual sexist attitudes that are infecting my forum, and I will not have it.

Mushshrooms warned for blatant sexism.

I need to look up this "breatharian" thing, I shall Google it and find more pictures.

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Post #222 - 06 Jul 2019, 09:26

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Post #223 - 06 Jul 2019, 12:11


Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire. :rolleyes:
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Post #224 - 06 Jul 2019, 12:14

routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire. :rolleyes:


Doesn't mean it shouldn't do. :grrr: :wanker: :bang:

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out... :devil:
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Post #225 - 06 Jul 2019, 13:34

Sonofsmegma » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:14 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire. :rolleyes:


Doesn't mean it shouldn't do. :grrr: :wanker: :bang:

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out... :devil:

I'm not driving in Teesside you brain dead cunt. :grrr:
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Post #226 - 06 Jul 2019, 14:06

routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:34 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:14 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire. :rolleyes:


Doesn't mean it shouldn't do. :grrr: :wanker: :bang:

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out... :devil:

I'm not driving in Teesside you brain dead cunt. :grrr:


Not driving helpless passengers who've waited for hours for you to turn up in your bus there doesn't mean you don't live there. :grrr:
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Post #227 - 08 Jul 2019, 16:58

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Rescuers learn that the ‘exotic’ bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry. :shrug:
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Post #228 - 10 Jul 2019, 06:12

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Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.
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Post #229 - 10 Jul 2019, 06:14

StuckupPercy » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:12 am wrote:Image

https://news.sky.com/story/headbanging- ... d-11759035

Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.

Oooh that is funny StuckupPercy, I love talking birds. :)
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Post #230 - 10 Jul 2019, 06:15

Amber » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:14 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:12 am wrote:Image

https://news.sky.com/story/headbanging- ... d-11759035

Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.

Oooh that is funny StuckupPercy, I love talking birds. :)

Yes I heard you'd had a cockatoo. :huh:
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Post #231 - 16 Jul 2019, 06:00

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Uncle Fatty the obese monkey goes missing after falling off the wagon. :(
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Post #232 - 17 Jul 2019, 06:43

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Firefighters and animal rescuers in Wales came to the assistance of a seagull that was impaled on a rooftop TV antenna.
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Post #233 - 21 Jul 2019, 05:37

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Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here. :huh:
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Post #234 - 21 Jul 2019, 19:57

StuckupPercy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:37 am wrote:Image

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Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here. :huh:


Probably the same bloke we spotted walking through Whitby at 7:30 yesterday morning wearing a t-shirt. Just a t-shirt, I shit you not. :wtf:
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Post #235 - 21 Jul 2019, 21:21

routemaster » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:57 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:37 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-ma ... -10077649/

Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here. :huh:


Probably the same bloke we spotted walking through Whitby at 7:30 yesterday morning wearing a t-shirt. Just a t-shirt, I shit you not. :wtf:

I would say there's a negligible probability of it being the same person. You're lucky not to get a warning for this.

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Post #236 - 24 Jul 2019, 06:11

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Canadian police have apologised after a cat filter was used during a Facebook live-streaming of a news conference about a double murder, which gave the presiding officer whiskers and ears. :wtf:
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Post #237 - 27 Jul 2019, 05:35

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Passenger from Colombia fails to fool Spanish police with his cocaine-under-the-toupee trick. :wtf:
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Post #238 - 05 Aug 2019, 06:28

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Suspect’s Loud Fart Helps Police Sniff Out His Hiding Place. :X
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Post #239 - 06 Aug 2019, 06:20

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Brazil gang leader dresses up as teenage daughter in jailbreak attempt.
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Post #240 - 09 Aug 2019, 06:53

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Woman finds weird note on her car asking for her used knickers.
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