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Post #201 - 06 May 2019, 06:43

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Man, 32, rushed to hospital after 'he shoots his own penis'.

'His weapon fell out of his pocket'. :D
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Post #202 - 09 May 2019, 06:31

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Man Quits His Job After Being 'Outed' As Australia's Notorious 'Poo Jogger'.

What a turd. :shrug:
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Post #203 - 10 May 2019, 06:37

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Fast-flying pigeon triggers speed camera after breaking legal limit. :mellow:
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Post #204 - 14 May 2019, 05:45

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Man Arrested After Eating Free KFC For A Year Claiming He's From Head Office. :wtf:
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Post #205 - 20 May 2019, 16:19

I just read that apparently there is going to be a Whitney Houston hologram tour. :wtf:

There's going to be a new album too. Don't know if that's going to be by her or the hologram.

I guess the hologram will be taking the new album out on tour. Which sort of makes sense.

Wish Routemaster :wanker: could be replaced by a hologram - one that can't type. :grrr:
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Post #206 - 22 May 2019, 06:09

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Amazon's Alexa and Apple's Siri fuel stereotype that women are "subservient" - UN report

The report notes that the inability for female-voiced assistants to respond to insults can highlight female "powerlessness". :wanker:
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World is turning, hope it don't turn away.

Post #207 - 22 May 2019, 06:53

Yep!! Total wank.
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Post #208 - 27 May 2019, 05:08

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A giant robot of Trump sat on a toilet to visit UK for protest.
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Post #209 - 28 May 2019, 11:36

'Holy Spirit' saves German driver from speeding fine. :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48431612


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A light-hearted police statement suggested that perhaps "it was no coincidence the Holy Spirit" intervened - a reference to the dove as a symbol of that aspect of God in Christianity.

"We have understood the sign and leave the speeder in peace this time."



'Holy Spirit' my arse. :lol:
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Post #210 - 30 May 2019, 06:11

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Ultra-processed foods - such as chicken nuggets, ice cream and breakfast cereals - have been linked to early death and poor health, scientists say. :mellow:
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Post #211 - 30 May 2019, 06:12

Chavahoy » Thu May 30, 2019 7:11 am wrote:Image

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48446924

Ultra-processed foods - such as chicken nuggets, ice cream and breakfast cereals - have been linked to early death and poor health, scientists say. :mellow:

:(
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Post #212 - 02 Jun 2019, 06:44

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Police mocked for e-fit ‘which looks like Lego character’. :wtf:
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Post #213 - 05 Jun 2019, 07:30

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Cambodia's royal oxen predict plentiful rice harvest amid EU tariffs.

Well, thank fuck for that. :rolleyes:
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Post #214 - 09 Jun 2019, 06:17

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Two frogs get married in bizarre ceremony. No, not Ruth Davidson but some Indians trying to get it to rain.
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Post #215 - 12 Jun 2019, 07:26

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Fainting dog collapses at sight of ducks. :shrug:
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Post #216 - 20 Jun 2019, 06:07

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The fake French minister in a silicone mask who stole millions. :shrug:
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Post #217 - 30 Jun 2019, 17:24

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Man sprayed in face with substance before a dog 'bit his penis' in Croydon.

Sometimes it just isn't your day. :(
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Post #218 - 30 Jun 2019, 17:29

StuckupPercy » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:24 pm wrote:Image

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Man sprayed in face with substance before a dog 'bit his penis' in Croydon.

Sometimes it just isn't your day. :(


It's not all bad, that's a hot little WPC who's arrived on the scene. :drool:
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Post #219 - 02 Jul 2019, 06:06

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Parking meter in Wales says Welsh people have to pay more than English people.

Serves the code-switching cunts right. :grin:
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Post #220 - 04 Jul 2019, 09:15

‘Breatharian’ claims she lives on oxygen and fasts for 97 days



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Being a "Breatharian" means she'd probably have enough spare breath to blow me. :grin:
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