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Post #101 - 15 Oct 2018, 18:26

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Search for 'googly eye bandit' after monument vandalised in US city of Savannah. Authorities in Savannah, Georgia, say gluing googly eyes onto a Revolutionary War monument is "no laughing matter".

I beg to differ. :laugh:
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Post #102 - 20 Oct 2018, 20:06

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Worcester company makes sex dolls that look like customers' dead lovers.

Loving the comments! :)
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Post #103 - 20 Oct 2018, 21:27

Country Bloke » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:06 pm wrote:Image

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Worcester company makes sex dolls that look like customers' dead lovers.

Loving the comments! :)

I'm enjoying the photo there of the businesswoman stroking the leg of her dead girlfriend with the enormous waps. :drool:
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Post #104 - 21 Oct 2018, 06:57

Country Bloke » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:06 pm wrote:Image

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Worcester company makes sex dolls that look like customers' dead lovers.

Loving the comments! :)

Would they arrange to have the wife killed if I ordered one? :mellow:
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Post #105 - 28 Oct 2018, 07:35

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Vegan Butcher Shops Are Serving Up The 'Meat' Of The Future.

Not in my house it's not. :wanker:
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Post #106 - 28 Oct 2018, 09:12

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:35 am wrote:Image

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Vegan Butcher Shops Are Serving Up The 'Meat' Of The Future.

Not in my house it's not. :wanker:


She can serve her meat to me any time she likes..... :wub:
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Post #107 - 28 Oct 2018, 09:38

Mushshrooms » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:12 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:35 am wrote:Image

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Vegan Butcher Shops Are Serving Up The 'Meat' Of The Future.

Not in my house it's not. :wanker:


She can serve her meat to me any time she likes..... :wub:

I will not tolerate comments like this on my forum.

Mushshrooms warned for disgusting sexism.

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Post #108 - 31 Oct 2018, 08:20

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Scientist ‘stabs colleague who kept telling him endings of books he was reading’. :lol:
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Post #109 - 03 Nov 2018, 08:02

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Moonpig begs customers to stop customising cards with pictures of their genitals.
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Post #110 - 04 Nov 2018, 13:05

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New Mexico man shot by his pet dog insists the 'loving' dog 'didn't mean to do it'.
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Post #111 - 06 Nov 2018, 07:06

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Pigeon blown to pieces by ceremonial cannon as it strays through line of fire. :(

Great video though. :)
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Post #112 - 06 Nov 2018, 09:58

Greasy Roads » Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:06 am wrote:Image

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Pigeon blown to pieces by ceremonial cannon as it strays through line of fire. :(

Great video though. :)

Evil canon shooting cunts. :duh:

They fire blank rounds from the cannons to mark midday.


Don't they have phones or watches in Malta? :grrr:
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Post #113 - 06 Nov 2018, 10:12

Right Said Fred » 11 minutes ago wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:06 am wrote:Image

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new ... n-13525274

Pigeon blown to pieces by ceremonial cannon as it strays through line of fire. :(

Great video though. :)

Evil canon shooting cunts. :duh:

They fire blank rounds from the cannons to mark midday.


Don't they have phones or watches in Malta? :grrr:


Back in Damascus we prefer using RPGs and Kalashnikovs to those old canons.

Allāhu 'akbar!
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Post #114 - 08 Nov 2018, 07:29

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Dutch man, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years.

I'll be following this story with interest. :)
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Post #115 - 08 Nov 2018, 08:14

Would 20 years off your age make that much difference?

My dad :wanker: said isn't it like the police raising the speed limit on some stretches of motorway - by 2 miles an hour.
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Post #116 - 08 Nov 2018, 08:26

Sonofsmegma » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:14 am wrote:Would 20 years off your age make that much difference?

You cunt. :grrr:
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Post #117 - 08 Nov 2018, 09:41

Greasy Roads » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:26 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:14 am wrote:Would 20 years off your age make that much difference?

You cunt. :grrr:

He is a cunt, but that's very good. :laugh:
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Post #118 - 08 Nov 2018, 18:10

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Post #119 - 14 Nov 2018, 07:52

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... d-him.html

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Charles Bronson in trouble again.

"The court had heard Bronson attacked Mr Docherty while whistling the theme tune from The Great Escape." :lol:
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Post #120 - 21 Nov 2018, 11:53

Teenager loses his driving licence 49 minutes after passing his test.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46288054

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Serves the idiot right, 60 in a 30? I bet he'd borrowed his Dad's Beemer and thought he too could get away with driving like a cunt. :angry:
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