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Post #441 - 22 Sep 2020, 09:16

With Boris' current hairstyle I'm surprised they didn't think he was Mike Flowers.
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Post #442 - 29 Sep 2020, 17:59

Swearing parrots removed from view at wildlife park. :lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-54340425


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Post #443 - 01 Oct 2020, 13:47

Dis-ney....

Disney affected by covid.

Disney cuts: What is life like after 'magic' job?

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54354876
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Post #444 - 01 Oct 2020, 21:39

Teesside could become 'global leader' in hydrogen transport with UK-first hub

Area is poised to become a 'global leader', creating hundreds of jobs, following Department for Transport's announcement.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... obal-en-GB

Boris keeps using the bullshit phrase "world beating", doesn't he?

It certainly seems odd that a phrase like that might, at a stretch, be applied to Routemaster's :wanker: home county, Teesside, one day. :snigger:
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Post #445 - 01 Oct 2020, 22:31

Sonofsmegma » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:39 pm wrote:Teesside could become 'global leader' in hydrogen transport with UK-first hub

Area is poised to become a 'global leader', creating hundreds of jobs, following Department for Transport's announcement.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... obal-en-GB

Boris keeps using the bullshit phrase "world beating", doesn't he?

It certainly seems odd that a phrase like that might, at a stretch, be applied to Routemaster's :wanker: home county, Teesside, one day. :snigger:

The only hydrogen device I'd like to see on Teesside is a bomb. :huh:
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Post #446 - 01 Oct 2020, 22:33

Greasy Roads » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:31 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:39 pm wrote:Teesside could become 'global leader' in hydrogen transport with UK-first hub

Area is poised to become a 'global leader', creating hundreds of jobs, following Department for Transport's announcement.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... obal-en-GB

Boris keeps using the bullshit phrase "world beating", doesn't he?

It certainly seems odd that a phrase like that might, at a stretch, be applied to Routemaster's :wanker: home county, Teesside, one day. :snigger:

The only hydrogen device I'd like to see on Teesside is a bomb. :huh:

Agreed. :huh:
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Post #447 - 02 Oct 2020, 15:43

Artic ice to be saved by glass.

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Pictures speak louder than words :)...but link here for the words anyway.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/2020 ... obal-en-GB
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Post #448 - 06 Oct 2020, 07:44

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Amazon removes ‘distasteful’ coronavirus Halloween masks from sale. :lol:
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Post #449 - 06 Oct 2020, 18:49

Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in

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Post #450 - 08 Oct 2020, 09:45

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslond ... =Residents of a Welsh village frustrated by losing,was interfering with the entire village's internet access.

My reaction would have been:
"I want a brand new top of the range 200" 8K tv for free installed in my house or the whole lot of you can go and fuck yourselves sideways"
Fucking whinging arseholes..............
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Post #451 - 10 Oct 2020, 07:30

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Man’s pet geese come with him to the pub wearing special nappies. :shrug:
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Post #452 - 17 Oct 2020, 14:14

This is what happens when nightclubs close during a Covid outbreak...

"All the clubs are being closed down..."

Cannabis crop at former Coventry nightclub 'worth £1m'

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-c ... e-54508203
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Post #453 - 17 Oct 2020, 16:09

Sonofsmegma » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:14 pm wrote:This is what happens when nightclubs close during a Covid outbreak...

"All the clubs are being closed down..."

Cannabis crop at former Coventry nightclub 'worth £1m'

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-c ... e-54508203

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