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Post #361 - 26 Apr 2020, 17:07

Scotsman has to shave beard off to wear face mask. :wtf:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-52415317

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"In the end I had to take the whole thing off. It was devastating because it's like an arm or a leg to me."

"I just can't get used to it and I don't like how I look now," he added.


You look a complete and utter cunt either way. :grrr:
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Post #362 - 21 May 2020, 08:13

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https://www.expressandstar.com/news/cri ... ing-on-m6/

Police catch man pleasuring himself while driving on M6.

There's a lot of wankers around the Black Country. :grin:
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Post #363 - Today, 07:34

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https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/18 ... 3126/?sl=9

Alleged thieves wore watermelons over heads at grocery store. :mellow:
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Post #364 - Today, 11:36

Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(
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Post #365 - Today, 14:56

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 11:36 am wrote:Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(

The voice of experience there. :huh:
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Post #366 - Today, 15:42

Jim Skidder » Wed May 27, 2020 2:56 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 11:36 am wrote:Pumpkins work better and don't draw flies. It's only a seasonal disguise however. :(

The voice of experience there. :huh:

Don't blame FHC, I bet the scam originated in Texas. :grrr:
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Post #367 - Today, 16:00

Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D
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Post #368 - Today, 16:12

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 4:00 pm wrote:Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D

The voice of experience there. :huh:
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Post #369 - Today, 17:42

Jim Skidder » Wed May 27, 2020 4:12 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed May 27, 2020 4:00 pm wrote:Thanks RM

On a related note, most young Texan males use pumpkins, and several types of melons, for purposes of sexual gratification. It's reported that female names are given to especially "good" melons. :D

The voice of experience there. :huh:

The posting of a cunt there. :angry:
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