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Post #141 - 25 Jan 2019, 19:37

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https://news.sky.com/story/american-foo ... r-11616856

An English woman with the same name as an American footballer who cost his team the AFC championship has had angry fans abusing her.

The thick American cunts. :angry:
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Post #142 - 25 Jan 2019, 22:26

Greasy Roads » Today, 19:37 wrote:Image
They could be twins

https://news.sky.com/story/american-foo ... r-11616856

An English woman with the same name as an American footballer who cost his team the AFC championship has had angry fans abusing her.

The thick American cunts. :angry:

She looks like a typical linebacker who'd give away a penalty by being offside.

I'm just about to impregnate Marcia, then I shall hound this bitch on my blog. :angry:
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Post #143 - 29 Jan 2019, 08:26

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https://www.theweek.co.uk/99255/cardiff ... 40-minutes

Shoppers in Wales suffered an ordeal they likened to a horror film as they were trapped in a lift that climbed and fell repeatedly for nearly 40 minutes.

That'll teach the Welsh cunts. :)
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Post #144 - 29 Jan 2019, 08:26

StickupPercy » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:26 am wrote:Image

https://www.theweek.co.uk/99255/cardiff ... 40-minutes

Shoppers in Wales suffered an ordeal they likened to a horror film as they were trapped in a lift that climbed and fell repeatedly for nearly 40 minutes.

That'll teach the Welsh cunts. :)

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Post #145 - 29 Jan 2019, 21:33

StickupPercy » Today, 08:26 wrote:Image

https://www.theweek.co.uk/99255/cardiff ... 40-minutes

Shoppers in Wales suffered an ordeal they likened to a horror film as they were trapped in a lift that climbed and fell repeatedly for nearly 40 minutes.

That'll teach the Welsh cunts. :)

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Post #146 - 05 Feb 2019, 08:32

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Fisherman uses dead shark as a bong to tune of Baby Shark. :grin:
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Post #147 - 11 Feb 2019, 08:18

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Post #149 - 11 Feb 2019, 16:28

dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.
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Post #150 - 11 Feb 2019, 18:13

Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

It grieves me to admit it, but SoS made me laugh there. :lol:
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Post #151 - 11 Feb 2019, 18:40

Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

The equine Swiss cunts just can't say neigh. :huh:
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Post #152 - 11 Feb 2019, 19:06

Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

The equine Swiss cunts just can't say neigh. :huh:


The irony of all this is that the horses, in the words of Britney Spears, are "not that innocent".

Two can play at that game, the abuse can work both ways.

I seem to recall some horses have a "liking" (is fondness a better word?) for policemen.

Another irony is this forum, and I too, might not exist, but for the antics of Dannynomates' alter ego over such things, over on the shit forum.

Strange world indeed.
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Post #153 - 11 Feb 2019, 19:23

Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:06 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

The equine Swiss cunts just can't say neigh. :huh:


The irony of all this is that the horses, in the words of Britney Spears, are "not that innocent".

Two can play at that game, the abuse can work both ways.

I seem to recall some horses have a "liking" (is fondness a better word?) for policemen.

Another irony is this forum, and I too, might not exist, but for the antics of Dannynomates' alter ego over such things, over on the shit forum.

Strange world indeed.

Are you trying to say you fancy dannynomates? :X
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Post #154 - 11 Feb 2019, 19:40

Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:23 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:06 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

The equine Swiss cunts just can't say neigh. :huh:


The irony of all this is that the horses, in the words of Britney Spears, are "not that innocent".

Two can play at that game, the abuse can work both ways.

I seem to recall some horses have a "liking" (is fondness a better word?) for policemen.

Another irony is this forum, and I too, might not exist, but for the antics of Dannynomates' alter ego over such things, over on the shit forum.

Strange world indeed.

Are you trying to say you fancy dannynomates? :X


The world isn't that strange. :angry:
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Post #155 - 11 Feb 2019, 19:49

Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:40 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:23 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:06 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:18 am wrote:

That's being sensational, it's only 10,000 of them.

Dan


1709, the official figures for last year.

Experts do point out though that many cases go unreported - which does seem odd.

The equine Swiss cunts just can't say neigh. :huh:


The irony of all this is that the horses, in the words of Britney Spears, are "not that innocent".

Two can play at that game, the abuse can work both ways.

I seem to recall some horses have a "liking" (is fondness a better word?) for policemen.

Another irony is this forum, and I too, might not exist, but for the antics of Dannynomates' alter ego over such things, over on the shit forum.

Strange world indeed.

Are you trying to say you fancy dannynomates? :X


The world isn't that strange. :angry:

Thank fuck for that. :mellow:
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Post #156 - 11 Feb 2019, 23:39

You're a cunt for making such a suggestion. :wanker:
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Post #157 - 12 Feb 2019, 07:29

Sonofsmegma » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:39 pm wrote:You're a cunt for making such a suggestion. :wanker:

I've heard some odd things about you, that rumour about the dwarf and the vacuum cleaner. :rolleyes:
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Post #158 - 15 Feb 2019, 08:30

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Great-great grandma celebrates 100th birthday with naked butlers. :clap:
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Post #159 - 20 Feb 2019, 07:49

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Dog rips open neighbour’s parcel and finds something very unexpected. :D
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Post #160 - Today, 07:49

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Bear Grylls could be fined for killing and boiling frog in Bulgaria.

Quite right too. You should rip the frog's legs off then sauté them in cream and white wine.

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