[StuckupPercy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39777196

Australian biosecurity officers have destroyed historic plant specimens on loan from France after a paperwork mix-up.

[Butch Cassady]

https://news.sky.com/story/bell-end-residents-launch-petition-to-change-rude-street-name-11193060



Bell End residents launch petition to change 'rude' street name.

[Potty]

Stephen Young, of Minge Lane, in Worcester - also voted one of the rudest-sounding street names - said the petition was "a bit silly" and "over the top".

[routemaster]

Stephen Young, of Minge Lane, in Worcester - also voted one of the rudest-sounding street names - said the petition was "a bit silly" and "over the top".

There is a village in Worcestershire called Powick, not especially silly or over the top, but you can imagine the sort of cunt who'd live there.

[Greasy Roads]

Stephen Young, of Minge Lane, in Worcester - also voted one of the rudest-sounding street names - said the petition was "a bit silly" and "over the top".

There is a village in Worcestershire called Powick, not especially silly or over the top, but you can imagine the sort of cunt who'd live there.

[dannynomates]

Stephen Young, of Minge Lane, in Worcester - also voted one of the rudest-sounding street names - said the petition was "a bit silly" and "over the top".

Minge Lane is actually in Upton Upon Severn a town 10 miles from Worcester and 9 miles from Powick. It used to be a port, as well as being the only river crossing for many miles. For centuries before modern transport, it was alive with river craft carrying goods from and to the rich agricultural areas around it. Today, pleasure craft have taken over. There is a flourishing marina on the east bank, and Upton’s historic prosperity can be seen in it’s variety of old buildings, including pleasant places to eat and drink.

Upton is a town with a liveliness out of all proportion to its size. Its attractive shops, its inns and a variety of events each year, such as the Jazz, Folk, Blues and Water Festivals draw crowds in their thousands.

Dan

[routemaster]

Stephen Young, of Minge Lane, in Worcester - also voted one of the rudest-sounding street names - said the petition was "a bit silly" and "over the top".

Minge Lane is actually in Upton Upon Severn a town 10 miles from Worcester and 9 miles from Powick. It used to be a port, as well as being the only river crossing for many miles. For centuries before modern transport, it was alive with river craft carrying goods from and to the rich agricultural areas around it. Today, pleasure craft have taken over. There is a flourishing marina on the east bank, and Upton’s historic prosperity can be seen in it’s variety of old buildings, including pleasant places to eat and drink.

Upton is a town with a liveliness out of all proportion to its size. Its attractive shops, its inns and a variety of events each year, such as the Jazz, Folk, Blues and Water Festivals draw crowds in their thousands.

Dan

Although talking of Minge Lane...

[StuckupPercy]

https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/stylist-khaled-shabani-three-stooges-haircut.html

Police caution hairdresser for bad haircut.

"...... the stylist buzzed a line through the middle of his head (à la one of the Three Stooges) and snipped his ear with scissors."

[Greasy Roads]

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15885047.Dying_pensioner___39_Dodgy_Dave__39__spared_jail_after_groping_teenagers_and_exposing_himself_to_widow_and_asking___39_Have_you_ever_seen_one_this_size___39_/

Pensioner 'Dodgy Dave' from Minge Lane spared jail after groping teenagers and exposing himself.

He never stood a chance, did he?

[Mushshrooms]

Minge Funerals is a family business located in Murray Bridge, Sth. Australia, about 60klms from where I was born and raised. One of my sisters lives in MB
The principal now is (or was) Claude Minge, whom I went to school with.
(This is a on condition that he didn't sell out to some multinational conglomerate, which wouldn't surprise me)

[StuckupPercy]

https://www.insider.co.uk/news/robot-hired-edinburgh-supermarket-fired-11892140

Robot 'hired' by Edinburgh supermarket then 'fired' after a week.

Now if only we had a robotic moderator. Oh hang on....

[Mushshrooms]

https://www.insider.co.uk/news/robot-hired-edinburgh-supermarket-fired-11892140

Robot 'hired' by Edinburgh supermarket then 'fired' after a week.

Now if only we had a robotic moderator. Oh hang on....

I hope it sends them bankrupt with a full on unfair dismissal case

[FlowerCake]

http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15885047.Dying_pensioner___39_Dodgy_Dave__39__spared_jail_after_groping_teenagers_and_exposing_himself_to_widow_and_asking___39_Have_you_ever_seen_one_this_size___39_/

Pensioner 'Dodgy Dave' from Minge Lane spared jail after groping teenagers and exposing himself.

He never stood a chance, did he?

Fuck off, ear mite.

[StuckupPercy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42802901

Camels banned from Saudi beauty contest over Botox.

"It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it's like, 'oh look at how big that head is. It has big lips, a big nose'," he said.

Judges are also looking for perfectly placed humps, muscular physiques and leathery mouths.

I never knew some parts of the camel were considered more beautiful than others.

[Butch Cassady]

I never knew some parts of the camel were considered more beautiful than others.

What about the camel toe?

[dannynomates]

I never knew some parts of the camel were considered more beautiful than others.

What about the camel toe?

Having consulted the urban dictionary

Butch Cassady warned for a disgusting sexist comment.

Dan

[Dr Ron Jock]

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/02/entertainment/natalie-wood-investigation/index.html

Robert Wagner investigated for his wife's death in 1981.

Q. What sort of wood doesn't float?

A. Natalie Wood.

I thang you.

[Mushshrooms]

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/02/entertainment/natalie-wood-investigation/index.html

That crap has media beat-up bullshit all over it.
Slow news day crap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrap

[StuckupPercy]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/dominos-pizza-delivery-driver-wheelie-stunt-crash-investigation-clapham-a7316126.html

Domino's pizza driver filmed doing wheelie down high street sparks investigation

A spokeswoman for Domino's called the stunt 'wholly unacceptable'

[uhu]

https://news.sky.com/story/men-arrested-after-police-discover-cocaine-haul-stashed-in-fake-buttocks-11249433

Men arrested after police discover cocaine haul stashed in fake buttocks