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Post #361 - 26 Sep 2020, 07:11

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Sonofsmegma » Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:37 pm wrote:I thought it might have been a frame on which to hang a noose, from which to hang Routemaster. :)

But sadly the dimensions are all wrong. :(

No they're not SoS, that's a fine idea. :)
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Post #362 - 26 Sep 2020, 07:21

Greasy Roads » Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:11 am wrote:Image

Sonofsmegma » Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:37 pm wrote:I thought it might have been a frame on which to hang a noose, from which to hang Routemaster. :)

But sadly the dimensions are all wrong. :(

No they're not SoS, that's a fine idea. :)


Oh excellent - :clap:

What a great new use you have may have found for your new contraption.

You could always invite him, and tell him you do have nice biscuits...when he arrives show him in, ask if he wants a drink. Lay a packet of Hob Nobs as a trap, underneath, knock him out as the greedy cunt bends down to take them :angry: ....

Not that I would suggest anything that you shouldn't really do :whistle:
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Post #363 - 26 Sep 2020, 08:49

Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:56 pm wrote:The multiple spanners are a clue.

He is up to something big no doubt. :angry:

The tools were for assembling it. You don't think it came through the post like that? :lol:
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Post #364 - 09 Oct 2020, 16:54

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Post #365 - 25 Oct 2020, 08:34

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This Wigan Casino first night badge was actually not on sale at the first all-nighter but a couple of months later when I just happened to be downstairs right next the place where they went on sale and was able to buy one for myself and one for my mate. There were only 250 of them made and consequently they're now highly collectable and fetch hundreds. My mate can't find his! :)
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Post #366 - 25 Oct 2020, 10:52

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:34 am wrote:Image

This Wigan Casino first night badge was actually not on sale at the first all-nighter but a couple of months later when I just happened to be downstairs right next the place where they went on sale and was able to buy one for myself and one for my mate. There were only 250 of them made and consequently they're now highly collectable and fetch hundreds. My mate can't find his! :)

Hardly a recent purchase then, 23 September 1973 being the first night, so approximately 47 years since you acquired the aforementioned item.

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Post #367 - 25 Oct 2020, 11:56

Our Lucian has a Wigan badge that he stole from his dad Tommy, the bus driver.

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I'm going to sell it on Ebay to make some extra beer money in these hard times. :drink:
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Post #368 - 25 Oct 2020, 13:19

dannynomates » Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:52 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:34 am wrote:Image

This Wigan Casino first night badge was actually not on sale at the first all-nighter but a couple of months later when I just happened to be downstairs right next the place where they went on sale and was able to buy one for myself and one for my mate. There were only 250 of them made and consequently they're now highly collectable and fetch hundreds. My mate can't find his! :)

Hardly a recent purchase then, 23 September 1973 being the first night, so approximately 47 years since you acquired the aforementioned item.

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1973 seems recent to me you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #369 - 25 Oct 2020, 16:47

In the same way that 1973 would seem recent to a dinosaur, if one were alive today, I can see that does make sense.
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Post #370 - 31 Oct 2020, 10:38

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Post #371 - 31 Oct 2020, 10:56


A twat and his money are easily parted. :huh:
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Post #372 - 31 Oct 2020, 12:01

Joan Con » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:56 am wrote:A twat and his money are easily parted. :huh:

He's no twat, you don't get Live at Bexhill with the vinyl. :huh:
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Post #373 - 31 Oct 2020, 12:16

Whimper » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:01 pm wrote:
Joan Con » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:56 am wrote:A twat and his money are easily parted. :huh:

He's no twat, you don't get Live at Bexhill with the vinyl. :huh:

He should be thankful for small mercies.
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Post #374 - 17 Nov 2020, 17:03

Doctor's surgery scales.
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These will be great for my ongoing successful eating disorder. :)
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Post #375 - 17 Nov 2020, 19:06

Do you sit on this scale (these scales?) with you legs straddling the dial? Looks like a nice solid piece of equipment.
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Post #376 - 17 Nov 2020, 19:44

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 29 minutes ago wrote:Do you sit on this scale (these scales?) with you legs straddling the dial? Looks like a nice solid piece of equipment.


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Post #377 - 17 Nov 2020, 21:19

Happy Jack » Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:44 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 29 minutes ago wrote:Do you sit on this scale (these scales?) with you legs straddling the dial? Looks like a nice solid piece of equipment.


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Ooh, love your nail varnish, Happy Jack, is it from the Rimmel London range? :)
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Post #378 - 18 Nov 2020, 08:58

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My old scales are still going strong although I could do with a bigger set. :heart:
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Post #379 - 18 Nov 2020, 16:18

Buys Curios » Yesterday, 21:19 wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:44 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 29 minutes ago wrote:Do you sit on this scale (these scales?) with you legs straddling the dial? Looks like a nice solid piece of equipment.


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Ooh, love your nail varnish, Happy Jack, is it from the Rimmel London range? :)


I may be a right skinny cunt now, but at 6 feet tall I ain't 8 1/2 stone! (Not yet anyway.) :huh:
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Post #380 - 18 Nov 2020, 17:35

Thanks for the clarification :)
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