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Post #341 - 25 Sep 2020, 10:05

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Post #342 - 25 Sep 2020, 10:41

When you fall and can't get up, this should be of great aid to you. :)
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Post #343 - 25 Sep 2020, 10:56

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:41 am wrote:When you fall and can't get up, this should be of great aid to you. :)

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Post #344 - 25 Sep 2020, 15:01

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:41 am wrote:When you fall and can't get up, this should be of great aid to you. :)

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Post #345 - 25 Sep 2020, 15:05

What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.
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Post #346 - 25 Sep 2020, 17:02

Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:
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Post #347 - 25 Sep 2020, 17:08

StuckupPercy » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:


Oh right.
I dson't have one of those. :huh:
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Post #348 - 25 Sep 2020, 18:07

Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:08 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:


Oh right.
I dson't have one of those. :huh:

Either that or it’s an instrument of torture. :mellow:
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Post #349 - 25 Sep 2020, 18:19

StuckupPercy » 10 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:08 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » 5 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:


Oh right.
I dson't have one of those. :huh:

Either that or it’s an instrument of torture. :mellow:


The Fred West of Worcester?

It could be for lifting bodies out of the trunk of his car. :D
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Post #350 - 25 Sep 2020, 18:27

StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)
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Post #351 - 25 Sep 2020, 19:48

Greasy Roads » Today, 18:27 wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)


Is it some form of gym equipment? :wtf:

Maybe he is going to get himself in shape???
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Post #352 - 25 Sep 2020, 20:41

Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)

You've blown the Beemer up haven't you? :wanker:
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Post #353 - 25 Sep 2020, 20:51

routemaster » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)

You've blown the Beemer up haven't you? :wanker:

Not at all. :wtf:
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Post #354 - 25 Sep 2020, 21:05

Well, it only has one purpose as StuckupPercy said.
So I would say that the red rustbucket's motor HAS shit itself after all.
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Post #355 - 25 Sep 2020, 21:06

Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:51 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)

You've blown the Beemer up haven't you? :wanker:

Not at all. :wtf:

You're throwing a kinky fetish party this weekend then? :thinking:
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Post #356 - 25 Sep 2020, 21:17

Butch Cassady » Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:06 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:51 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:02 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:05 pm wrote:What the fuck is it for? :wtf:

It looks like an instrument of torture.

It’s for hoisting knackered engines out of old retro sports cars. :huh:

There's nothing wrong with the engine in my sports car. :)

You've blown the Beemer up haven't you? :wanker:

Not at all. :wtf:

You're throwing a kinky fetish party this weekend then? :thinking:

Not this weekend, no. :huh:
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Post #357 - 25 Sep 2020, 21:37

I thought it might have been a frame on which to hang a noose, from which to hang Routemaster. :)

But sadly the dimensions are all wrong. :(
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Post #358 - 25 Sep 2020, 22:51

It is a lifting device for sure.
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Post #359 - 25 Sep 2020, 22:56

The multiple spanners are a clue.

He is up to something big no doubt. :angry:
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Post #360 - 25 Sep 2020, 23:01

I bet he got it off QVC. :)
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