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Post #301 - 18 May 2020, 22:41

Country Bloke » Fri May 15, 2020 6:42 am wrote:I asked Alexa what women really want and now I can't shut the fucking thing up. :(

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Post #302 - 19 May 2020, 18:19

A print of this

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i have a story about another picture of Sandie Shaw which prompted me to buy this, apart from the obvious The Smiths connection.
(I have a story or stories about all the pictures framed on my walls. You must come and visit. Allow yourself at least several hours for the full experience. Free beer served all day of course; I don't pay for it. :grin: )

I was in Amsterdam on a short break and decided to visit the Stedelijk Museum. (Locally know as 'the bathtub' and easier to pronounce, for us anyway.)

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In there I came across a b/w photograph by David Bailey entitled 'London Girl'. I looked at it closely and then thought 'That is not just a London girl, that is Sandie Shaw!'
Pondering this inadequate description over the next few hours I got it into my head that I must fully inform the visitors to the museum so I went to a shop and returned, armed with a felt tip pen and added 'Sandie Shaw' under the title. Security swooped in seconds and I was taken to a small room and detained. Then the curator of the museum (a slim fit woman) entered and was very agitated. 'You cannot come here and deface our pictures' in a Dutch accent, which was quite sexy.
I explained that I had not defaced the picture (which I would never do) but I was adding extra information for the general public who would actually be grateful and I suggested she leaves it altered as it is, and it was probably art in itself.
I was escorted from the premises, feeling a little hard done to because I had acted in good faith and actually added to the museum experience for others.

So that Sandie Shaw picture I just bought will always remind me of that exciting incident in Amsterdam when I performed a public duty in the name of art risking incarceration and/or deportatation.:)
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Post #303 - 24 May 2020, 08:57

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Post #304 - 24 May 2020, 09:34


The "coffee" probably tastes like smegma as well.....
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Post #305 - 24 May 2020, 13:08

Mushshrooms » Sun May 24, 2020 8:34 am wrote:

The "coffee" probably tastes like smegma as well.....


No.

Dad's :wanker: got one of those. And a Smeg fridge.

One of the few times he's been right - about both. :wtf:

The coffee's excellent in the morning - and at night, perks me up before ranting at Routemaster.

The beer he sometimes leaves in the fridge and doesn't notice me nick is even better. :)
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Post #306 - 03 Jun 2020, 17:41

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Thank fuck for my pre-pay prescription card. :wtf:
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Post #307 - 03 Jun 2020, 18:18

routemaster » Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:41 pm wrote:Image

Thank fuck for my pre-pay prescription card. :wtf:

Thank fuck pensioners get free prescriptions. :)
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Post #308 - 03 Jun 2020, 18:29

At least you've got a diagnosis and it's treatable with a drug that has a long track record of having few side effects.
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Post #309 - 03 Jun 2020, 19:56

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:29 pm wrote:At least you've got a diagnosis and it's treatable with a drug that has a long track record of having few side effects.

Thanks, hopefully these will do the job. I have to go back in next Wednesday for a review.

My pre-pay prescription card costs me £10 a month. It allows me unlimited prescriptions for a year, each prescription being about £9. I've used about £50 worth in the last two weeks. :D
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Post #310 - 03 Jun 2020, 20:01

:D
It's even worse in the USA where, except for the military, everyone is at the mercy of rapacious capitalism. Profit has a higher priority then the delivery of health care services.
Best of luck.
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Post #311 - 03 Jun 2020, 20:11

Thanks again FHC, I know the American healthcare system is dire and I don't envy you one bit in that respect. :(
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Post #312 - 04 Jun 2020, 08:45

routemaster » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:29 pm wrote:At least you've got a diagnosis and it's treatable with a drug that has a long track record of having few side effects.

Thanks, hopefully these will do the job. I have to go back in next Wednesday for a review.

My pre-pay prescription card costs me £10 a month. It allows me unlimited prescriptions for a year, each prescription being about £9. I've used about £50 worth in the last two weeks. :D

Cunts like you bleeding the NHS dry make me sick. :radged:
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Post #313 - 04 Jun 2020, 09:03

Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:45 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Jun 03, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:29 pm wrote:At least you've got a diagnosis and it's treatable with a drug that has a long track record of having few side effects.

Thanks, hopefully these will do the job. I have to go back in next Wednesday for a review.

My pre-pay prescription card costs me £10 a month. It allows me unlimited prescriptions for a year, each prescription being about £9. I've used about £50 worth in the last two weeks. :D

Cunts like you bleeding the NHS dry make me sick. :radged:

If I'm not well I can't work, and if I can't work I can't pay towards your fucking pension. :grrr:
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Post #314 - 04 Jun 2020, 11:49

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Post #315 - 04 Jun 2020, 15:40

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Post #316 - 04 Jun 2020, 15:55


You've edited, there was an image of a cheaper brand air freshener here before.

And the spelling is not to UK standard on that example. Scense? Neutralizes? Odor?

Greasy Roads warned for uncontrollable defecation and buying an air freshener imported from America.

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Post #317 - 04 Jun 2020, 17:05

dannynomates » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:55 pm wrote:

You've edited, there was an image of a cheaper brand air freshener here before.

And the spelling is not to UK standard on that example. Scense? Neutralizes? Odor?

Greasy Roads warned for uncontrollable defecation and buying an air freshener imported from America.

Dan

I'll do it on you next time, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #318 - 06 Jun 2020, 07:18

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Post #319 - 06 Jun 2020, 08:03

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Post #320 - 06 Jun 2020, 11:25

Vintage Levi denim jacket and Smiths patch.

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Need to get someone to stitch the fucker on now. :mellow:
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