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Post #281 - 12 May 2020, 22:16

routemaster » Tue May 12, 2020 7:36 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue May 12, 2020 8:32 pm wrote:It is so shit it is not even on YouTube

This is all I can find. Played at Womad apparently. Oh my God. :bang:

https://www.juno.co.uk/products/the-dur ... 764031-01/

This is absolute fucking gash, isn't it Happy Jack? :D

That shit would probably sound better played in reverse.

Low skilled cunt?
NO skilled cunt, more like!
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Post #282 - 12 May 2020, 22:37

Mushshrooms » Tue May 12, 2020 10:16 pm wrote:
routemaster » Tue May 12, 2020 7:36 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue May 12, 2020 8:32 pm wrote:It is so shit it is not even on YouTube

This is all I can find. Played at Womad apparently. Oh my God. :bang:

https://www.juno.co.uk/products/the-dur ... 764031-01/

This is absolute fucking gash, isn't it Happy Jack? :D

That shit would probably sound better played in reverse.

Low skilled cunt?
NO skilled cunt, more like!

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Post #283 - 12 May 2020, 22:45

............speaking of no skilled cunts............. :whistle: :whistle: .
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Post #284 - 14 May 2020, 07:39

Happy Jack » Tue May 12, 2020 8:18 pm wrote:Well the A-side is a bit of Morrissey singing a beautiful song followed by raucous laughter. Disrespectful bastatrds.

Those Durutti Column cunts can fuck off back to obscurity. :grrr:

There's always uncontrollable laughter in the studio when Morrissey finishes singing but it's usually edited out. :huh:
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Post #285 - 14 May 2020, 17:21

This is on it's way to me from Amazon.
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Unfortunately you cannot change the name to anything you want. :angry: I was hoping to be able to say 'CUNT! What is the weather going to be like in Crosby Villa today?'

You can however change it to 'Echo', so Ecco it will be. :)


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Post #286 - 14 May 2020, 17:36

Happy Jack » Thu May 14, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:This is on it's way to me from Amazon.
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Unfortunately you cannot change the name to anything you want. :angry: I was hoping to be able to say 'CUNT! What is the weather going to be like in Crosby Villa today?'

You can however change it to 'Echo', so Ecco it will be. :)


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My favourite pastime is to say, "Alexa, remind me in five minutes time that routemaster is a cunt." and it does. :)
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Post #287 - 14 May 2020, 17:51

Greasy Roads » Thu May 14, 2020 5:36 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu May 14, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:This is on it's way to me from Amazon.
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Unfortunately you cannot change the name to anything you want. :angry: I was hoping to be able to say 'CUNT! What is the weather going to be like in Crosby Villa today?'

You can however change it to 'Echo', so Ecco it will be. :)


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My favourite pastime is to say, "Alexa, remind me in five minutes time that routemaster is a cunt." and it does. :)

That's bollocks, I'm going to try it with ours. :angry:
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Post #288 - 14 May 2020, 18:13

routemaster » 20 minutes ago wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu May 14, 2020 5:36 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu May 14, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:This is on it's way to me from Amazon.
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Unfortunately you cannot change the name to anything you want. :angry: I was hoping to be able to say 'CUNT! What is the weather going to be like in Crosby Villa today?'

You can however change it to 'Echo', so Ecco it will be. :)


Image

My favourite pastime is to say, "Alexa, remind me in five minutes time that routemaster is a cunt." and it does. :)

That's bollocks, I'm going to try it with ours. :angry:


Yes you fucking can.

Here's an idiot-proof guide for you, you idiot. :angry:
https://www.rd.com/culture/how-to-change-alexas-name/
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Post #289 - 14 May 2020, 18:25

Oh sorry routemaster I think you were replying to Greasy and not to me. :faceslap:
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Post #290 - 14 May 2020, 18:30

It does open the question about Alexa swearing. Can you get her to do it?

I know she responds to being told 'Fuck off! Alexa' by switching off. My mate at work says he does it all the time. :grin:
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Post #291 - 14 May 2020, 19:27

Happy Jack » Thu May 14, 2020 6:25 pm wrote:Oh sorry routemaster I think you were replying to Greasy and not to me. :faceslap:

I was replying to GR, and Alexa failed to call him a cunt. :angry:
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Post #292 - 14 May 2020, 19:45

routemaster » Thu May 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu May 14, 2020 6:25 pm wrote:Oh sorry routemaster I think you were replying to Greasy and not to me. :faceslap:

I was replying to GR, and Alexa failed to call him a cunt. :angry:

You've obviously got the lower skilled version. :huh:
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Post #293 - 14 May 2020, 22:19

Yeah, you can purchase the "bus driver" edition of Alexa for about a third of the price of normal models.
Of course it only speaks in and responds to monosyllables, so perfect for cunts like routemaster
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Post #294 - 14 May 2020, 22:23

Mushshrooms » Thu May 14, 2020 10:19 pm wrote:Yeah, you can purchase the "bus driver" edition of Alexa for about a third of the price of normal models.
Of course it only speaks in and responds to monosyllables, so perfect for cunts like routemaster

In response to your monosyllable jibe, get fucked you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #295 - 14 May 2020, 22:27

routemaster » Thu May 14, 2020 10:23 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu May 14, 2020 10:19 pm wrote:Yeah, you can purchase the "bus driver" edition of Alexa for about a third of the price of normal models.
Of course it only speaks in and responds to monosyllables, so perfect for cunts like routemaster

In response to your monosyllable jibe, get fucked you cunt. :grrr:

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Post #296 - 14 May 2020, 22:29

dannynomates » Thu May 14, 2020 10:27 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu May 14, 2020 10:23 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu May 14, 2020 10:19 pm wrote:Yeah, you can purchase the "bus driver" edition of Alexa for about a third of the price of normal models.
Of course it only speaks in and responds to monosyllables, so perfect for cunts like routemaster

In response to your monosyllable jibe, get fucked you cunt. :grrr:

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Fuck you. :radged:
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Post #297 - 14 May 2020, 22:44

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Post #298 - 14 May 2020, 22:47


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Post #299 - 14 May 2020, 22:48

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Post #300 - 15 May 2020, 07:42

I asked Alexa what women really want and now I can't shut the fucking thing up. :(
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