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 Holidays ; Where are you going?

Post #1 - 10 May 2018, 09:50

I was having my beard trimmed the other day and the Turkish fella asked me if I was going on holiday this year.

I replied "I'm going to Spain", to which he responded "Cousin Norman had a real fine time last year". This seemed odd as Norman doesn't sound much like a Turkish name, and it made the situation uncomfortable. :(

Anyway, are any of you going on holiday this year and if so where? :)
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Post #2 - 10 May 2018, 10:15

I'm going to Spain as well with the swingers' club. :)
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Post #3 - 10 May 2018, 10:26

I don't think I'll be going on holiday, I usually pick up some debilitating illness and get terribly bitten by mozzies. Plus it always rains.
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Post #4 - 10 May 2018, 10:41

No holiday for me either, those library books don't alphabetically align themselves plus I'm far too busy keeping my Forum under control.

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Post #5 - 10 May 2018, 11:24

StickupPercy, May 10 2018, 09:50:22 AM wrote:I was having my beard trimmed the other day and the Turkish fella asked me if I was going on holiday this year.

I replied "I'm going to Spain", to which he responded "Cousin Norman had a real fine time last year". This seemed odd as Norman doesn't sound much like a Turkish name, and it made the situation uncomfortable. :(

Anyway, are any of you going on holiday this year and if so where? :)
I hope you can learn the language there.
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Post #6 - 10 May 2018, 11:44

Mushshrooms, May 10 2018, 11:24:44 AM wrote:
StickupPercy, May 10 2018, 09:50:22 AM wrote:I was having my beard trimmed the other day and the Turkish fella asked me if I was going on holiday this year.

I replied "I'm going to Spain", to which he responded "Cousin Norman had a real fine time last year". This seemed odd as Norman doesn't sound much like a Turkish name, and it made the situation uncomfortable. :(

Anyway, are any of you going on holiday this year and if so where? :)
I hope you can learn the language there.
They say it doesn't rain.
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Post #7 - 10 May 2018, 12:07

We shall be taking several holibobs again this year. Firstly our annual pilgrimage in the trusty BMW 320d to Murren high in the Swiss Alps, it's absolutely stunning there. We'll be stopping in the renowned Hotel Alpina, perched perilously on the edge of the mountain. It's not cheap at almost £200 a night, but will offer me a perfect location for my photography. :heart:

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Later on we shall be flying out to Cyprus again, this time to Paphos and the Coral Bay. It's so much more scenic on the West side of the island, and in my experience not filled with alcohol fuelled oiks as are found in Falaraki further East. This will allow me to imbibe on ten or twelve pints of Mythos a day in peace, and we shall be able to hire a car to visit the more rustic unspoilt bars and cafes of the region. Slushdaughter and chum loved it here last time. :wub:

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As Autumn draws in, we shall be doing a driving tour of North Yorkshire and on to bonnie Scotland, missing out Edinburgh which has become far too common and attracts all sorts of cider swilling ne'r do wells. We have decided to travel by coach, not something I'd normally do but in order to fully appreciate the local ales and single malts rather than limit myself, we're allowing a low paid cretin to take us around the sites and scenes.

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I shall of course insist the scruffy cunt wears his tie. :angry:


Happy holibobs everyone. :grin:

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Post #8 - 10 May 2018, 15:21

Good luck with the coach trip, Slushy. :)

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Post #9 - 10 May 2018, 16:26

My recent trip to Auschwitz was so enjoyable I've decided to go back to Poland, this time to see the extermination camp at Treblinka.

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^^ The symbolisation of the burning pits looks particularly fun, and the weather there in July is said to be scorching. :)
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Post #10 - 10 May 2018, 22:56

Slushy, May 10 2018, 12:07:36 PM wrote: Scotland, missing out Edinburgh which has become far too common and attracts all sorts of cider swilling ne'r do wells.



I'll take that, I'm thinking of heading back. I'll have to take some duty free Frosty Jacks with me though.
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Post #11 - 11 May 2018, 07:59

RedDocDan, May 10 2018, 04:26:25 PM wrote:Image
That looks just like wicket at the WAKA where we thrashed the Poms in The Ashes. :grin:
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Post #12 - 11 May 2018, 08:00

I've always fancied touring Europe in a classic car but I don't suppose it will ever happen. :(
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Post #13 - 11 May 2018, 22:53

Greasy Roads, May 11 2018, 08:00:48 AM wrote:I've always fancied touring Europe in a classic car but I don't suppose it will ever happen. :(
Best not, there's a right cunt on another forum tried that, it ended in tears. :(

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Post #14 - 11 May 2018, 23:34

Pwllheli.
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Post #15 - 12 May 2018, 07:30

FreddieAndTheDreamersFuckOff, May 11 2018, 11:34:09 PM wrote:Pwllheli.
I used to go there when I was poor. :huh:
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Post #16 - 12 May 2018, 23:08

Slushy, May 12 2018, 07:30:57 AM wrote:
FreddieAndTheDreamersFuckOff, May 11 2018, 11:34:09 PM wrote:Pwllheli.
I used to go there when I was poor. :huh:
Not keen on the North coast climate, I'll be off to Llambstiffon down South where you get a better tan and a classier ram. :)
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Post #17 - 14 May 2018, 09:09

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I'll be going back to this hotel in The Bogside where I love "the troubles" themed breaks that they run. I can't wait to throw stones at those sash-wearing proddy cunts again. :)
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Post #18 - 14 May 2018, 22:49

I'm going camping! :)
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Post #19 - 14 May 2018, 22:51

Buys Curios, May 14 2018, 10:49:19 PM wrote:I'm going camping! :)

This is the holiday thread. :rolleyes:
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Post #20 - 14 May 2018, 22:54

StickupPercy, May 14 2018, 10:51:27 PM wrote:
Buys Curios, May 14 2018, 10:49:19 PM wrote:I'm going camping! :)

This is the holiday thread. :rolleyes:
I'm going camping on my holidays! :)
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