[Gamer Turd]

That Scorsese documentary about Dylan's 1975 tour is amazing.

[Greasy Roads]

This Dylan you Playstation cunt.

[Gazza]

They look like they're both coked off their tits.

[Slushy]

Moving story, great cinematography. Lollypop was pleasingly dirty, the all darkie stars less interesting and devoid of hilarious consequences.

[Aubrey The Cat In The Hat]

German thriller about dodgy stuff going on in a medical school in Heidelberg who perform gruesome experiments on living people with hilarious consequences.

[Slushy]

Well wierd.


"Wallace und Gromit" - a German animation about a depressed man whose life has become humdrum.

Hilarious consequences nevertheless.

[Slushy]

Natalie Portman is brilliant in this.

A woman goes for a drive with her husband through downtown Dallas. He's shot through the head and his brains end up in her lap with hilarious consequences.

[Slushy]

Art Wankish Chinese conspiracy story

Not much of a fan of conspiracy stories, but this one has excellent cinematogaphy. First rate. It's shot in colour which gives the scenes greater impact.

Also the first 5 minutes or so are filled with really interesting J-pop music, but this dissipates into more conventional choir music until a section that is set in Wuhan which has The Chinese Way by Level 42. So visually and musically its pleasing for the most part but the story is a bit lame for me. Basically some slant-eyed bat eating cunts unleash a terrifying virus that threatens to engulf the world, killing millions in it's wake, with hilarious consequences.

89 minutes so it goes on a bit.