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Post #61 - 29 Mar 2019, 23:51

Greasy Roads » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:34 pm wrote:
T. Totale » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:25 pm wrote:A Morgan owner, recently.

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What a cunt. :angry:

Fuck off you loony left twat. :grrr:

Tory scum as I suspected. :huh:
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Post #62 - 30 Mar 2019, 08:18

T. Totale » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:51 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:34 pm wrote:
T. Totale » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:25 pm wrote:A Morgan owner, recently.

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What a cunt. :angry:

Fuck off you loony left twat. :grrr:

Tory scum as I suspected. :huh:

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I suppose you've got one of these? :wanker:
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Post #63 - 30 Apr 2019, 22:50

Here's "Bessie", my little SUV I use to take the dogs out in. :)

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My good lady drives a Chevy Spark. :mellow:
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Post #64 - 29 Jul 2019, 23:30

Apostrophy lives in Mingo County, a county with only one traffic light while we in Boone County have two and there's word a third is a possibility.

One thing I give credit to Mingoids for is that they started the own automobile production company and it's a coop - no capitalists involved. The truck pictured is their best seller and it looks fresh from the showroom...Yes there is rust at a spot or two because the showroom doesn't have a roof.

One item that has caused friction between Boone and Mingo is that Mingo Motors gets their roofs by sending workers out during the small hours and ripping the Boone barns apart for the corregated metal. They say it's a cost cutting measure but it's led to a resurgence of feuding, the state's famous contact sport.

The windshield (windscreen) opens for ease of poaching deer. 75% of animal protein in Mingo is either shot, caught or trapped.
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Post #65 - 30 Jul 2019, 06:38

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:30 pm wrote:Apostrophy lives in Mingo County, a county with only one traffic light while we in Boone County have two and there's word a third is a possibility.

One thing I give credit to Mingoids for is that they started the own automobile production company and it's a coop - no capitalists involved. The truck pictured is their best seller and it looks fresh from the showroom...Yes there is rust at a spot or two because the showroom doesn't have a roof.

One item that has caused friction between Boone and Mingo is that Mingo Motors gets their roofs by sending workers out during the small hours and ripping the Boone barns apart for the corregated metal. They say it's a cost cutting measure but it's led to a resurgence of feuding, the state's famous contact sport.

The windshield (windscreen) opens for ease of poaching deer. 75% of animal protein in Mingo is either shot, caught or trapped.

Why don't the Migoids rip off a couple of extra barns and put a roof on their showroom? :wtf:
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Post #66 - 30 Jul 2019, 08:44

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:30 pm wrote:One thing I give credit to Mingoids for is that they started the own automobile production company and it's a coop - no capitalists involved.


You mean co-op, fuckstick.
A coop is something you keep chickens in. :wanker:
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Post #67 - 30 Jul 2019, 11:36

Mushshrooms » Today, 07:44 wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:30 pm wrote:One thing I give credit to Mingoids for is that they started the own automobile production company and it's a coop - no capitalists involved.


You mean co-op, fuckstick.
A coop is something you keep chickens in. :wanker:


I tried to use a diacritical mark over the second "o" like is done in our Holy Bibble but the gnomes of cyberland would not permit it in this case.

Thank you for your helpful remark, professorally expressed :) It's nice to have speaks with such a polite and erudite individual
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Post #68 - 30 Jul 2019, 11:42

StuckupPercy » Today, 05:38 wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:30 pm wrote:Apostrophy lives in Mingo County, a county with only one traffic light while we in Boone County have two and there's word a third is a possibility.

One thing I give credit to Mingoids for is that they started the own automobile production company and it's a coop - no capitalists involved. The truck pictured is their best seller and it looks fresh from the showroom...Yes there is rust at a spot or two because the showroom doesn't have a roof.

One item that has caused friction between Boone and Mingo is that Mingo Motors gets their roofs by sending workers out during the small hours and ripping the Boone barns apart for the corregated metal. They say it's a cost cutting measure but it's led to a resurgence of feuding, the state's famous contact sport.

The windshield (windscreen) opens for ease of poaching deer. 75% of animal protein in Mingo is either shot, caught or trapped.

Why don't the Migoids rip off a couple of extra barns and put a roof on their showroom? :wtf:


The "why's and wherefore's" of the Mingos are no longer questioned. They have their reasons; or rather, they think that they have their reasons and their thought processes are not to be fathomed by outsiders. In all the time of Mingo's existence as a discrete political entity, they never have come close to producing artists like Jesco White or Hasil Adkins: They are an inbred lot. Outsiders no longer ask. :shake:
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Post #69 - 24 Aug 2019, 17:16

I have a 2004 Jeep Liberty. I have an understanding with the local mechanic in Bethania - only one mile away - that I want to keep this vehicle because new cars are shoddy - and when something breaks, he'll be paid to fix it. So far so good; he's a fine country mechanic. I bought it new and it has fog lights...have yet to have the need for them here :shake:
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Post #70 - 18 May 2020, 19:01

Nissan Note

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If only the last letter on the number plate was a P.
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Post #71 - 18 May 2020, 19:18

We just got a Suburu Forester and I should get college credit for learning how all the computer-type things work. I find it incredibly tedious and difficult.
It is a nice car though and I'm glad my wife will be the main driver.

I think cars should be like my old Dodge pickup: it you wanted ventilation you opened the wing windows and reached down and opened a little door to let air in to your feet.
It only had one red warning light. Being sold in the southern mountains, when the red light came on it meant "Check Duct Tape"
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Post #72 - 18 May 2020, 19:19

Happy Jack » Mon May 18, 2020 7:01 pm] wrote:Image

If only the last letter on the number plate was a P.

There is already a thread for this, why start a new one?

viewtopic.php?f=26&t=1540

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Post #73 - 18 May 2020, 19:39

How the fuck was I supposed to know?

Can you merge it?

I am asking nicely. :halo:
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Post #74 - 18 May 2020, 19:40

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon May 18, 2020 7:18 pm wrote:We just got a Suburu Forester and I should get college credit for learning how all the computer-type things work. I find it incredibly tedious and difficult.
It is a nice car though and I'm glad my wife will be the main driver.

I think cars should be like my old Dodge pickup: it you wanted ventilation you opened the wing windows and reached down and opened a little door to let air in to your feet.
It only had one red warning light. Being sold in the southern mountains, when the red light came on it meant "Check Duct Tape"

A Subaru Forester, by a lake, recently. :)

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Post #75 - 18 May 2020, 19:42

Thanks for the photo! :)

Lots of room inside and excellent visibility. Easy to enter and exit. So far, we like it.
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Post #76 - 18 May 2020, 19:46

Happy Jack » Mon May 18, 2020 7:39 pm wrote:How the fuck was I supposed to know?

Can you merge it?

I am asking nicely. :halo:

You're supposed to know by researching first. Topic now merged.

Next time it will be a warning.

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Post #77 - 18 May 2020, 20:27

Happy Jack » Today, 18:01 wrote:Nissan Note

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If only the last letter on the number plate was a P.


I see what you have done you absolute cunt :grrr:
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Post #78 - 18 May 2020, 20:31

Happy Jack » Mon May 18, 2020 8:27 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Today, 18:01 wrote:Nissan Note

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If only the last letter on the number plate was a P.


I see what you have done you absolute cunt :grrr:

If only the middle letter on the number plate was N. :laugh:
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Post #79 - 18 May 2020, 20:53

routemaster » Mon May 18, 2020 8:31 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon May 18, 2020 8:27 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Today, 18:01 wrote:Nissan Note

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If only the last letter on the number plate was a P.


I see what you have done you absolute cunt :grrr:

If only the middle letter on the number plate was N. :laugh:

If only the driver was a veggie. :huh:
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