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 Cars ; What do you drive?

Post #21 - 22 Jan 2018, 19:26

Butch Cassady, Jan 22 2018, 07:24:19 PM wrote:Nice rack
This is the thrid time you've done this in half a dozen posts.

Warning for Butch Cassady for sexism.

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Post #22 - 22 Jan 2018, 19:28

I was about to say, "nice rack and pinion steering" when I hit the wrong button, you boring little wanker. :grrr:
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Post #23 - 31 Jan 2018, 15:02

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Post #24 - 02 Apr 2018, 07:43

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I got rid of my petrol car and bought one of these.
It takes more time, but it's good exercise for the Aborigines, not nearly so noisy or polluting & I don't need to get fuel.

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Post #25 - 07 May 2018, 07:29

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I'm gay so I drive one of these. :)
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Post #26 - 07 May 2018, 09:10

Buys Curios, May 7 2018, 07:29:14 AM wrote:Image

I'm gay so I drive one of these. :)
Frankly, I don't think you're "gay" at all.
I'm led to believe that any self respecting gay person at least knows how to look after a couple of lousy potplants, for fucks sake!!!
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Post #27 - 07 May 2018, 21:35

Mushshrooms, May 7 2018, 09:10:55 AM wrote:
Buys Curios, May 7 2018, 07:29:14 AM wrote:Image

I'm gay so I drive one of these. :)
Frankly, I don't think you're "gay" at all.
I'm led to believe that any self respecting gay person at least knows how to look after a couple of lousy potplants, for fucks sake!!!
In fairness, that's a bloody marvellous dandelion. :)
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Post #28 - 08 May 2018, 07:17

routemaster, May 7 2018, 09:35:29 PM wrote:
Mushshrooms, May 7 2018, 09:10:55 AM wrote:
Buys Curios, May 7 2018, 07:29:14 AM wrote:Image

I'm gay so I drive one of these. :)
Frankly, I don't think you're "gay" at all.
I'm led to believe that any self respecting gay person at least knows how to look after a couple of lousy potplants, for fucks sake!!!
In fairness, that's a bloody marvellous dandelion. :)

This looks like Teesside: the hanging baskets have been stolen. :shake:
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Post #29 - 08 May 2018, 21:24

StickupPercy, May 8 2018, 07:17:18 AM wrote:
routemaster, May 7 2018, 09:35:29 PM wrote:
Mushshrooms, May 7 2018, 09:10:55 AM wrote:
Buys Curios, May 7 2018, 07:29:14 AM wrote:Image

I'm gay so I drive one of these. :)
Frankly, I don't think you're "gay" at all.
I'm led to believe that any self respecting gay person at least knows how to look after a couple of lousy potplants, for fucks sake!!!
In fairness, that's a bloody marvellous dandelion. :)

This looks like Teesside: the hanging baskets have been stolen. :shake:
It's not fucking Teesside. :grrr:

Although some cunt did nick the hanging baskets one year. :angry:
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Post #30 - 15 Jul 2018, 11:24

Mrs RM's trusty 19 year old Pug 206 automatic is about to be scrapped. :(

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It's not been right since she twatted it on Sainsbury's car park last month, needing a new wing and headlight and somehow fucking up the electrics so the indicators stopped working. Also much knocking and banging from front offside wheel and a bit of misfiring from the engine. All this in time for the MOT in three weeks, it's really not worth the bother.

She now tells me she wants a convertable Pug automatic for a grand or less in metallic red with less than 50,000 miles on the clock. There's one in Truro I believe. :shake:
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Post #31 - 17 Jul 2018, 09:58

There's been developments, she now has designs on a fucking Ford StreetKa. :(

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I've tried to remind her she'll have to change gear in one of those but she seems unfazed. :shake:
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Post #32 - 17 Jul 2018, 11:15

routemaster » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:58 am wrote:There's been developments, she now has designs on a fucking Ford StreetKa. :(

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I've tried to remind her she'll have to change gear in one of those but she seems unfazed. :shake:

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You'll have to change gear if you drive it as well, you'll need something like this. :rolleyes:
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Post #33 - 17 Jul 2018, 11:40

Greasy Roads » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:15 am wrote:Image

You'll have to change gear if you drive it as well, you'll need something like this. :rolleyes:


How did you get hold of my first ever selfie? :swear:
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Post #34 - 18 Jul 2018, 21:24

There's been more developments, she's got her eye on a fucking BMW now. :bang:
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Post #35 - 19 Jul 2018, 04:36

How much would you get for a trade-in? (the Mrs., not the car)
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Post #36 - 29 Jul 2018, 17:26

Polly has gone. :(

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Mrs RM was very upset, but I pacified her angst by telling her that other Pollys would be repaired using parts from her Polly. RM Jnr then helpfully told her "She'll be in the fucking crusher this time tomorrow." :faceslap:
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Post #37 - 29 Jul 2018, 20:20

routemaster » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:26 pm wrote:Polly has gone. :(

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Mrs RM was very upset, but I pacified her angst by telling her that other Pollys would be repaired using parts from her Polly. RM Jnr then helpfully told her "She'll be in the fucking crusher this time tomorrow." :faceslap:

Why didn't you just take it to a bit of waste ground and torch it like every other cunt in Boro does? :wtf:
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Post #38 - 29 Jul 2018, 20:35

Greasy Roads » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:26 pm wrote:Polly has gone. :(

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Mrs RM was very upset, but I pacified her angst by telling her that other Pollys would be repaired using parts from her Polly. RM Jnr then helpfully told her "She'll be in the fucking crusher this time tomorrow." :faceslap:

Why didn't you just take it to a bit of waste ground and torch it like every other cunt in Boro does? :wtf:

Because I'm not a cunt in Boro. :grrr:

We do things properly here and the chap gave me £50. :huh:
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Post #39 - 19 Oct 2018, 12:50

Just spent £175,000 on a new car and discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.
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Post #40 - 19 Oct 2018, 20:10

Slushy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:50 pm wrote:Just spent £175,000 on a new car and discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.

You've been banned again haven't you? :rolleyes:
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