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Post #181 - 15 Oct 2020, 15:37

Sonofsmegma » Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:14 pm wrote:

The Saint's Volvo was a 1962 model, the one with the ST 1 number plate. They used a 1966 model in later series, registered by Roger Moore himself in 1967. So this tweet offers false information.

https://www.thesaintvolvo.co.uk/

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the- ... 24021.html

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Post #182 - 15 Oct 2020, 15:48

:) good one Dan...still, a nice photo of a car that was seldom seen in the western USA
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Post #183 - 19 Oct 2020, 18:29

Car design is about to change forever. This video encapsulates how

Everyone is going to drive around, hands-free, on car-chassis sized skates, judging by that picture...

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Post #184 - 19 Oct 2020, 19:04

Sonofsmegma » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:29 pm wrote:Car design is about to change forever. This video encapsulates how

Everyone is going to drive around, hands-free, on car-chassis sized skates, judging by that picture...

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https://www.fastcompany.com/90562654/ca ... obal-en-GB

How's that going to work on Teesside? You'd get soaked and mugged. :wtf:
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Post #185 - 19 Oct 2020, 19:28

Sonofsmegma » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:29 pm wrote:
Everyone is going to drive around, hands-free, on car-chassis sized skates,

Well I'm fucking not. :wanker:

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Fit an outboard motor and it would happily float across the floods in Powick. :grin:
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Post #186 - 19 Oct 2020, 20:05

routemaster » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:28 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:29 pm wrote:
Everyone is going to drive around, hands-free, on car-chassis sized skates,

Well I'm fucking not. :wanker:

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Fit an outboard motor and it would happily float across the floods in Powick. :grin:


Exactly. You are still going to be driving a bus everywhere.

Well everywhere in Teesside.

My condolences to you. :shake:
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Post #187 - 20 Oct 2020, 07:47

One of dad's :wanker2: mates had one of these.

Seems car nostalgia has caught up with the Metro.

'Mocked' Mini Metro turns 40 and finds new fans

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Post #188 - 20 Oct 2020, 08:50

Sonofsmegma » Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:47 am wrote:One of dad's :wanker2: mates had one of these.

Seems car nostalgia has caught up with the Metro.

'Mocked' Mini Metro turns 40 and finds new fans

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They were absolutely shit, being as rotten as pears within five years. Fords were the thing in the seventies and eighties. :)
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Post #189 - 20 Oct 2020, 09:55

ALL pensioners should be forced to drive Metros. :huh:
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Post #190 - 20 Oct 2020, 10:30

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Audi driver 'runs over McLaren' in Sainsbury's car park. :D
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Post #191 - 20 Oct 2020, 11:53

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:30 am wrote:Image

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Audi driver 'runs over McLaren' in Sainsbury's car park. :D

Audi drivers are worse cunts than BMW drivers, but Sainsbury’s car parks are a nightmare. Mrs RM twatted Polly on Sainsbury’s car park and she was never the same again. :(

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Post #192 - 20 Oct 2020, 12:11

routemaster » Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:53 pm wrote:Mrs RM twatted Polly on Sainsbury’s car park and she was never the same again. :(

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Post #193 - 20 Oct 2020, 12:57

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:11 pm wrote:
routemaster » Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:53 pm wrote:Mrs RM twatted Polly on Sainsbury’s car park and she was never the same again. :(

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Polly the Peugeot, you cunt. The Mini is called Molly. :mellow:
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Post #194 - 20 Oct 2020, 15:03

routemaster » Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:57 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:11 pm wrote:
routemaster » Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:53 pm wrote:Mrs RM twatted Polly on Sainsbury’s car park and she was never the same again. :(

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Polly the Peugeot, you cunt. The Mini is called Molly. :mellow:

Does she call you Wally? :rolleyes:
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Post #195 - 20 Oct 2020, 15:41

I washed my Nissan Note for only the 3rd time yesterday. I have had it for 18 months. It wasn't even that dirty.

I don't like cars. :huh:
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Post #196 - 21 Oct 2020, 17:14

Old petrol pump in Aspatria a few miles from me.
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Post #197 - 28 Oct 2020, 22:08

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Post #198 - 28 Oct 2020, 22:20

Sonofsmegma » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:08 pm wrote:

There's one somewhere that you can drive in either direction. :)
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Post #199 - 28 Oct 2020, 22:36

Greasy Roads » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:20 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:08 pm wrote:

There's one somewhere that you can drive in either direction. :)

All cars drive in either direction. You simply engage reverse gear. :huh:
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Post #200 - 28 Oct 2020, 22:48

Or --- you can make a bootlegger turn and stay in one of your forward gears. I learned the maneouver in the southern Appalachians. (The wiki diagram has the car take way more space than needed.)
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