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 Cars ; What do you drive?

Post #1 - 16 Jan 2018, 16:42

Sadly I blew up my Honda Civic iC-TDi 2.2SE a few months ago, seriously, the engine suddenly started racing at 5000rpm and wouldn't switch off. I tried to stall it but that didn't work, and after five minutes amid clouds of thick white and grey smoke, it finally died. Used to go like fuck as well. :(


Anyway, routemistress took a fancy to a Renault Megane Convertable and like a twat I bought it. I now feel like a fucking hairdresser when I'm out and about. :angry:

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So what do you drive? :)
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Post #2 - 16 Jan 2018, 16:45

Greasy Roads drives one of these, it's forever breaking down. Image


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Post #3 - 16 Jan 2018, 16:54

:grrr:
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Post #4 - 16 Jan 2018, 21:40

I had a snazzy little hot-hatch. I suppose I should have learned to drive it first. :(


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Post #5 - 17 Jan 2018, 08:24

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BMW 3 Series. My hairdresser drives a Renault Megane Convertible, the limp-wristed nancy-boy.
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Post #6 - 17 Jan 2018, 08:27

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BMW 3 Series. My hairdresser also drives a Renault Megane Convertible.
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Post #7 - 17 Jan 2018, 08:30

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BMW 5 Series. My mate who's a fireman drives a Renault Megane Convertible, but he's gay.
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Post #8 - 17 Jan 2018, 22:06

Greasy Roads, Jan 17 2018, 08:24:27 AM wrote:Image

BMW 3 Series. My hairdresser drives a Renault Megane Convertible, the limp-wristed nancy-boy.

Fucking state of that tree, whoever pruned it wants their arse kicking. :angry:
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Post #9 - 17 Jan 2018, 22:23

My trusty Hummer, here's me and the boys out collecting provisions. :grrr:

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Post #10 - 20 Jan 2018, 03:28

routemaster, Jan 17 2018, 10:06:20 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 17 2018, 08:24:27 AM wrote:Image

BMW 3 Series. My hairdresser drives a Renault Megane Convertible, the limp-wristed nancy-boy.

Fucking state of that tree, whoever pruned it wants their arse kicking. :angry:
First thing I noticed as well. Fucking half arsed job if ever I saw it.
All it's good for now is chainsawing down to the stump.
And what sort of a slack arsed wank stain doesn't bother to put a soldier course on the paver edges??? :swear: :swear:
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Post #11 - 20 Jan 2018, 06:49

Mushshrooms, Jan 20 2018, 03:28:57 AM wrote:And what sort of a slack arsed wank stain doesn't bother to put a soldier course on the paver edges??? :swear: :swear:
Mushshrooms, you can't just come on here and slag off a long-standing member's block paving. You're post also contains 4 swear words: 1 fucking, 2 arses, and a wank. This is far above my guideline of 1.53 swear words per post.

Warning for Mushshrooms for excessive profanity.

Dan

PS Sort your avatar out, or it will be another warning.
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Post #12 - 20 Jan 2018, 11:33

Forgot to mention what complete fuckwits all BMW drivers are 😡
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Post #13 - 20 Jan 2018, 11:50

OI!!!! My bloody buggery bastard head avatar IS sorted, thank you very much. :grrr: :grrr:
It appeals to my shadowy, minimalist nature.........
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Post #14 - 20 Jan 2018, 16:47

routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:33:54 AM wrote:Forgot to mention what complete fuckwits all BMW drivers are 😡
:grrr:
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Post #15 - 20 Jan 2018, 23:22

Greasy Roads, Jan 20 2018, 04:47:56 PM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:33:54 AM wrote:Forgot to mention what complete fuckwits all BMW drivers are 😡
:grrr:
And partial to road rage as we can see, the cunts.
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Post #16 - 20 Jan 2018, 23:34

I've not been online much, here's why. :(


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I'm OK, no need to worry. They drive on the wrong side over here.
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Post #17 - 20 Jan 2018, 23:35

routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:22:40 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 20 2018, 04:47:56 PM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:33:54 AM wrote:Forgot to mention what complete fuckwits all BMW drivers are 😡
:grrr:
And partial to road rage as we can see, the cunts.
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Post #18 - 20 Jan 2018, 23:39

Greasy Roads, Jan 20 2018, 11:35:28 PM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:22:40 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 20 2018, 04:47:56 PM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 20 2018, 11:33:54 AM wrote:Forgot to mention what complete fuckwits all BMW drivers are 😡
:grrr:
And partial to road rage as we can see, the cunts.
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And they're all gayers too, yes. :)
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Post #19 - 22 Jan 2018, 19:23

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Sherpa van, had it years.
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Post #20 - 22 Jan 2018, 19:24

Nice rack
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