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Post #141 - 13 May 2020, 18:30

Oh, and Radio 4 have taken my idea for a programme that I suggested to them and have given me no credit for it the cunts. Kelloggs did the same a few years ago when I came across the product in Asda. I wrote to them and they said 'We don't take product suggestions from the public'. They obviously fucking did. Mine!
I wait to see if Screwfix willl shaft me as well. :angry:

What have you suggested to Screwfix? :rolleyes:


I am not saying you daft cunt. Then you could steal my idea.

All I will say is that with this product all your picture hanging problems will be solved instantly. And I should know having hung hundreds of the bastards in my house over the years.


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Post #142 - 28 May 2020, 06:08

I've got the raging horn this morning. :)
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Post #143 - 19 Jul 2020, 08:06

sucks....my mom wired me 100 dollars the other day to buy alcohol and drugs...i told her i bought thunderbird wine, gin, grass, and crack for 90 bucks and spent the other 10 on a round trip taxi....instead i spent 60 on chicken thighs olive oil rice beans and 40 on sour cream and guac...now i am actually broke and have nothing to smoke or drink besides english breakfast tea and black tea and boiled water....i called her today and told her i could use 10 dollars for laundry and she was like im not sending you anymore fucking money....then the corner which will sometimes lay crack on you was empty because of the fucking covid shit so now i have to fucking wait until monday moring to get high again.......sucks
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Post #144 - 25 Jul 2020, 23:25

How's everyone doing? I'm doing fine after I had to take a week off from my weigh-in because I had to go out to the casino. I came back home with 50 bucks having put 750 the slots. I spent my 50 bucks on burgers and I'm now as fat as a cunt. What did y'all been up to lately? :)
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Post #145 - 26 Jul 2020, 06:17

That was unlucky Gamer Turd.
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Post #146 - 28 Jul 2020, 16:39

Pretty, pretty good. I bought a bookcase for my music room. All music related books will be collected together and housed in there. Loads of Fall, Smiths and Morrissey related but plenty more besides.

I will post a picture when job done. :)
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Post #147 - 31 Jul 2020, 18:56

Up and Down. Like a tarts knickers.

I am someboby who grabs the good things and experiences personal triumphs in the face of the cunts and the bastards. :grrr:

On the dog and bone tonight to Kerry-Ann from NHS Crisis Cumbria who has now referred me to a place in Whitehaven who provide 'Psychosocial Care'. :wtf:

That's good. I do like to learn a new word every day. :)
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Post #148 - 31 Jul 2020, 19:09

Happy Jack » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:Up and Down. Like a tarts knickers.

I am someboby who grabs the good things and experiences personal triumphs in the face of the cunts and the bastards. :grrr:

On the dog and bone tonight to Kerry-Ann from NHS Crisis Cumbria who has now referred me to a place in Whitehaven who provide 'Psychosocial Care'. :wtf:

That's good. I do like to learn a new word every day. :)

You're about to learn the word 'ban', I'm squealing to connor.

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Post #149 - 31 Jul 2020, 21:41

dannynomates » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:09 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:Up and Down. Like a tarts knickers.

I am someboby who grabs the good things and experiences personal triumphs in the face of the cunts and the bastards. :grrr:

On the dog and bone tonight to Kerry-Ann from NHS Crisis Cumbria who has now referred me to a place in Whitehaven who provide 'Psychosocial Care'. :wtf:

That's good. I do like to learn a new word every day. :)

You're about to learn the word 'ban', I'm squealing to connor.

Happy Jack warned for excessive profanity.

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I like my name spelt with a capital 'C', no ban for Happy Jack and warnings removed.

He seems to be a raving psycho so let's give the bloke another chance.
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Post #150 - 31 Jul 2020, 22:39

Surely there must be an approved way of referring to a "raving psycho" without saying the hurtful words "raving psycho." I would think the raving psychos have a preferred term of reference just like the spades and dykes do...if spades and dykes are the words I want.

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Post #151 - 31 Jul 2020, 22:47

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:39 pm wrote:Surely there must be an approved way of referring to a "raving psycho" without saying the hurtful words "raving psycho." I would think the raving psychos have a preferred term of reference just like the spades and dykes do...if spades and dykes are the words I want.

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Post #152 - 31 Jul 2020, 23:28

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:39 pm wrote:Surely there must be an approved way of referring to a "raving psycho" without saying the hurtful words "raving psycho."

dannynomates works for me....
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Post #153 - 01 Aug 2020, 00:11

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Post #154 - 02 Aug 2020, 05:16

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I fucking love that woman. :wub:
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Post #155 - 02 Aug 2020, 09:38

Happy Jack » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:16 am wrote:Image
I fucking love that woman. :wub:

Sorry about that, I'd been on the Pinot Grigio. Here's what I meant to write...

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You are a cunt...
But you are my cunt.
So fuck off and die forever.
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Post #156 - 02 Aug 2020, 09:40

Sioux » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:38 am wrote:
Happy Jack » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:16 am wrote:Image
I fucking love that woman. :wub:

Sorry about that, I'd been on the Pinot Grigio. Here's what I meant to write...

To Dave
You are a cunt...
But you are my cunt.
So fuck off and die forever.
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Post #157 - 02 Aug 2020, 14:34

'And further, by these, be admonished, of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh. Ecclesiastes 12 v12

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Post #158 - 02 Aug 2020, 22:47

Happy Jack » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:34 pm wrote:'And further, by these, be admonished, of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh. Ecclesiastes 12 v12


It's pretty much universally agreed by religious historians that Ecclesiastes didn't know his arse from his elbow. :huh:
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Post #159 - 13 Oct 2020, 16:52

I sometimes suffer from stress related IBS. It has been flaring up recently. Currently humming along at a low level, one day bound up the next shitting through the eye of a needle. Not completely floored so I can't do anything, but a background knowledge that things ain't right. I think that, you know, everything is getting to me. And it occurs to me that many illnesses are made worse by stress and the world situation being what it is. Basically I'm full of shit.
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Post #160 - 16 Oct 2020, 17:53

Absolutely fucking great! I have a good week at work, working hard but having a right good laugh with the lads taking the piss out of each other as we get the job done.

This is me today.

A man happy in his work! :grin:

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