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Post #561 - 30 Jan 2020, 08:22

Völlïg Scrötäl » Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:59 am wrote:
Woppo » 21 Jan 2020, 22:23 wrote:
StuckupPercy » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:07 am wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:15 am wrote:Tomorrow, i fear i will be drinking. :(

Earlier in the afternoon, i'll be visiting this grimm place. :duh:


Where is that? :wtf:

Aulla, in provincia di Massa Carrara, nella Lunigiana, as any Wop kno. :huh:

https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortezza_della_Brunella


Chi cazzo sei, testa di cazzo?
Un cane di un Inglese, scommetto.
Fanculo :finger:

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Post #562 - 31 Jan 2020, 02:19

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Apologies, Woppo...

I was a bit upset, last nacht. Had probably too much booze, and i'm not used to it. :lol:

May i invite you to my place? 'Tis not far from quaint Aulla.
You could enjoy a tea, eggnog, beer, screwdriver, milk and honey, fucking Bayleys, whathaveya... in my recently purchased 'the Fall' mug.

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Also apologies to you all, good Fallen people for my foul language.

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Post #563 - 31 Jan 2020, 08:09

Apology accepted Völlïg Scrötäl. I'll pass on the invitation, I have a jigsaw to finish. :)
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Post #564 - 01 Feb 2020, 08:11

Well, i have to tidy up the house. How much longer would it take you to complete your 'puzzle''?

Are you retarded? :grrr:

As all Wopps are?! :bang:

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Post #565 - 01 Feb 2020, 08:25

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It will take me quite a long time I think. :(
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Post #566 - 01 Feb 2020, 08:50

Today we are invading the South Coast and visiting AFC Bournemouth. :villa:
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Post #567 - 01 Feb 2020, 11:24

Going down the allotment.

Rule Britannia!

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Post #568 - 16 Feb 2020, 08:12

We are making our way through the floods as Spurs are visiting Villa Park today. :villa:
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Post #569 - 16 Feb 2020, 12:35

Greasy Roads » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:12 am wrote:We are making our way through the floods as Spurs are visiting Villa Park today. :villa:

Oh dear, has it happened again? :snigger:


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Post #570 - 16 Feb 2020, 17:19

And the same broad-beamed woman walking her pet bicycle...There'll always be an England, I s'pose :)
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Post #571 - 16 Feb 2020, 17:40

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:19 pm wrote:And the same broad-beamed woman walking her pet bicycle...There'll always be an England, I s'pose :)

I want to know why their petrol is still so fucking cheap. :angry:
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Post #572 - 16 Feb 2020, 18:17

Cheap local petrol? Maybe it's mixed with the foul local ale. Instead of polluting the waterways with the undrinkable stuff, it's burned in autos to befoul the air.
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Post #573 - 16 Feb 2020, 19:12

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:17 pm wrote:Cheap local petrol? Maybe it's mixed with the foul local ale. Instead of polluting the waterways with the undrinkable stuff, it's burned in autos to befoul the air.

Ugh! The stench of a BMW afterburner is disgusting enough at the best of times. I fear your suspicion will be correct. They harp on all eco-friendly about green belts and trees, yet putrify the atmosphere with their noxious fumes. Especially the cunts who drive retro-classics too. :grrr:
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Post #574 - 16 Feb 2020, 19:36

"retro-classic" is a PR man's dream invention. It's sort of like calling dolls for boys "action figures." They pay big money for misleading (wrong-headed) terms like these. :) :angry:
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Post #575 - 19 Feb 2020, 08:30

A friend of mine phoned me when I was at the airport last week to say that he had a spare ticket for folk singer Sam Lee at Bristol tonight and was I interested? My flight was just being called so I said yes without knowing anything about him.

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Having done some research the cunt's recorded with Cock-toes' vocalist Elizabeth Fraser. If she turns up I'll not be responsible for my actions. She appears to be wearing a stab vest nowadays so I'll cosh her over the head. :grrr:
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Post #576 - 19 Feb 2020, 11:56

Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:30 am wrote:A friend of mine phoned me when I was at the airport last week to say that he had a spare ticket for folk singer Sam Lee at Bristol tonight and was I interested? My flight was just being called so I said yes without knowing anything about him.

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Having done some research the cunt's recorded with Cock-toes' vocalist Elizabeth Fraser. If she turns up I'll not be responsible for my actions. She appears to be wearing a stab vest nowadays so I'll cosh her over the head. :grrr:

She hasn't been the Cocteaus vocalist for 24 years, and I've never cared for her solo stuff since.

Meanwhile this Sam Lee sounds like a cunt of the highest order, as does your "friend". :mellow:

Have a lovely evening out. :laugh:
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Post #577 - 19 Feb 2020, 15:28

I'm off out to see Sam Lee live in Bristol tonight, it's going to be really fab! :banana:


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Post #578 - 22 Feb 2020, 08:18

We're off to the south coast today to visit Southampton. :villa:
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Post #579 - 22 Feb 2020, 09:05

Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:30 am wrote:A friend of mine phoned me when I was at the airport last week to say that he had a spare ticket for folk singer Sam Lee at Bristol tonight and was I interested? My flight was just being called so I said yes without knowing anything about him.

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Having done some research the cunt's recorded with Cock-toes' vocalist Elizabeth Fraser. If she turns up I'll not be responsible for my actions. She appears to be wearing a stab vest nowadays so I'll cosh her over the head. :grrr:

Holy Shit, has she larded up or what?? :duh:
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Post #580 - 22 Feb 2020, 09:23

Greasy Roads » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:18 am wrote:We're off to the south coast today to visit Southampton. :villa:

We went there once. :lcfc:

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Beat that you cunts. :fu:
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