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Post #481 - 07 Nov 2019, 13:38

routemaster » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:44 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:14 am wrote:It's a fucking 12.30 kick off at the Etihad so we're off up there soon. :villa:

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Post #482 - 08 Nov 2019, 08:18

I'm having new radiators. I just thought you might like to know. :)
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Post #483 - 08 Nov 2019, 10:02

It may (or may not) interest you to know that I couldn't give a fat rats fucking arse about your radiators!!
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Post #484 - 10 Nov 2019, 08:15

We're off to Molineuw Molyneux Molinew see Wolves away. :villa:
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Post #485 - 11 Nov 2019, 09:52

It's my birthday today as you can see at the foot of the main page.

It will be business as usual for me, but I may partake in a small sherry later while I play with my daughter.

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Post #486 - 12 Nov 2019, 00:23

No doubt you've got your daughter one of these:
https://yeyvibe.com/products/daddys-little-slut-t-shirt
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Post #487 - 12 Nov 2019, 00:44


No doubt you've got a warning.

Mushshrooms warned for calling my daughter a slut.

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Post #488 - 16 Nov 2019, 08:49

It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches. :villa:
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Post #489 - 16 Nov 2019, 10:10

Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches. :villa:

WTF, a vegan football club? :D Apparently they're "carbon neutral" too, so I'd say take Miranda and have some fun queuing for the full car park before resorting to the Park 'n' Ride. :laugh:

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Enjoy. :)
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Post #490 - 16 Nov 2019, 10:36

Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches. :villa:

You carnivorous cunt. :grrr:
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Post #491 - 16 Nov 2019, 14:35

routemaster » Today, 09:10 wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches. :villa:

WTF, a vegan football club? :D Apparently they're "carbon neutral" too, so I'd say take Miranda and have some fun queuing for the full car park before resorting to the Park 'n' Ride. :laugh:

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserR ... gland.html


Enjoy. :)


Apparently, and I stress that word because this is 3rd hand, they are not PED neutral or steroid-neutral. A person could sprinkle some of that on his/her Tofu-burger and then run home, leaping over the smaller vehicles and "brushing people aside as though they were matchsticks."
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Post #492 - 25 Nov 2019, 08:16

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It's the Toon tonight. :villa:
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Post #493 - 25 Nov 2019, 10:52

Greasy Roads » Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:16 am wrote:Image

It's the Toon tonight. :villa:


Oh fuck! :duh:


....oh it's OK, Villa are at home. :grin:
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Post #494 - 01 Dec 2019, 08:11

We're off to Old Trafford today. I've never seen a match there but I once went to a software demonstration in the boardroom where I discovered every surface was graffiti proof. :villa:
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Post #495 - 01 Dec 2019, 13:27

Greasy Roads » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:11 am wrote:We're off to Old Trafford today. I've never seen a match there but I once went to a software demonstration in the boardroom where I discovered every surface was graffiti proof. :villa:

I'm sure you Villa cunts will find a way to desecrate the place. Oh and you'll get another visit next season when United get relegated with you. :grin:
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Post #496 - 03 Dec 2019, 07:58

If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day. :)
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Post #497 - 03 Dec 2019, 09:32

Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day. :)

Down to London. :huh:
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Post #498 - 03 Dec 2019, 10:23

routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:32 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day. :)

Down to London. :huh:

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-Britis ... -to-London

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Post #499 - 03 Dec 2019, 10:36


So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt. :wtf:

The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...

And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“


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Post #500 - 03 Dec 2019, 10:39

routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:36 am wrote:

So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt. :wtf:

The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...

And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“


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