routemaster » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:44 am wrote:Greasy Roads » Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:14 am wrote:It's a fucking 12.30 kick off at the Etihad so we're off up there soon.
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It may (or may not) interest you to know that I couldn't give a fat rats fucking arse about your radiators!!
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We're off to Molineuw Molyneux Molinew see Wolves away. 
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Greasy Roads - Country Member
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It's my birthday today as you can see at the foot of the main page.
It will be business as usual for me, but I may partake in a small sherry later while I play with my daughter.
Dan
It will be business as usual for me, but I may partake in a small sherry later while I play with my daughter.
Dan
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No doubt you've got your daughter one of these:
https://yeyvibe.com/products/daddys-little-slut-t-shirt
https://yeyvibe.com/products/daddys-little-slut-t-shirt
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Mushshrooms » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:23 pm wrote:No doubt you've got your daughter one of these:
https://life.gomcgill.com/amazon-faces- ... ittle-slut
No doubt you've got a warning.
Mushshrooms warned for calling my daughter a slut.
Dan
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It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches.
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Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches.
WTF, a vegan football club?
Apparently they're "carbon neutral" too, so I'd say take Miranda and have some fun queuing for the full car park before resorting to the Park 'n' Ride. 
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserR ... gland.html
Enjoy.
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Hit after hit! 
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches.
You carnivorous cunt.
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routemaster » Today, 09:10 wrote:Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:49 am wrote:It's an international break so we're going to Forest Green Rovers if we can get a ticket on the day. You can only buy fucking vegan muck there so I'll be making some ham sandwiches.
WTF, a vegan football club?
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserR ... gland.html
Enjoy.
Apparently, and I stress that word because this is 3rd hand, they are not PED neutral or steroid-neutral. A person could sprinkle some of that on his/her Tofu-burger and then run home, leaping over the smaller vehicles and "brushing people aside as though they were matchsticks."
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...before you the wimpled past, behind you the hallooing future...
...Zoom! There goes the gay fuckerteer chasing the tail of light.....
...The habitual myth has an eagerness to quit...
...Zoom! There goes the gay fuckerteer chasing the tail of light.....
...The habitual myth has an eagerness to quit...
It's the Toon tonight.
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Oh fuck!
....oh it's OK, Villa are at home.
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Hit after hit!
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
We're off to Old Trafford today. I've never seen a match there but I once went to a software demonstration in the boardroom where I discovered every surface was graffiti proof.
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Greasy Roads » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:11 am wrote:We're off to Old Trafford today. I've never seen a match there but I once went to a software demonstration in the boardroom where I discovered every surface was graffiti proof.
I'm sure you Villa cunts will find a way to desecrate the place. Oh and you'll get another visit next season when United get relegated with you.
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If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.
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Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.
Down to London.
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Hit after hit!
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:32 am wrote:Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.
Down to London.
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-Britis ... -to-London
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Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:23 am wrote:routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:32 am wrote:Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.
Down to London.
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-Britis ... -to-London
So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt.
The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...
And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“
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Hit after hit!
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League
routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:36 am wrote:Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:23 am wrote:routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:32 am wrote:Greasy Roads » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:58 am wrote:If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.
Down to London.
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-Britis ... -to-London
So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt.
The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“
routemaster warned for quoting someone who swore excessively.
Dan
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