What are you doing today?

Post #461 - **08 Oct 2019, 07:15**

I'll be visiting the venerable old club of Tranmere Rovers to see our Under 23s play them in the EFL Trophy. :villa:

Post #462 - **08 Oct 2019, 10:57**

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:15 am wrote:I'll be visiting the venerable old club of Tranmere Rovers to see our Under 23s play them in the EFL Trophy.

Hmm, will there be any under 18s playing?

Post #463 - **08 Oct 2019, 11:39**

Priory Jack » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:57 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:15 am wrote:I'll be visiting the venerable old club of Tranmere Rovers to see our Under 23s play them in the EFL Trophy.

Hmm, will there be any under 18s playing?

Fuck off you nonce. :grrr:

Post #464 - **08 Oct 2019, 20:58**

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:39 am wrote:
Priory Jack » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:57 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:15 am wrote:I'll be visiting the venerable old club of Tranmere Rovers to see our Under 23s play them in the EFL Trophy.

Hmm, will there be any under 18s playing?

Fuck off you nonce.

Less of that please, it was a civil question that didn't warrant such abusive reply.

Greasy Roads warned for suggesting Villa are fielding their U23s when clearly it's their U21s playing tonight.

Dan

Post #465 - **09 Oct 2019, 08:29**

dannynomates » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:58 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:39 am wrote:
Priory Jack » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:57 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:15 am wrote:I'll be visiting the venerable old club of Tranmere Rovers to see our Under 23s play them in the EFL Trophy.

Hmm, will there be any under 18s playing?

Fuck off you nonce.

Less of that please, it was a civil question that didn't warrant such abusive reply.

Greasy Roads warned for suggesting Villa are fielding their U23s when clearly it's their U21s playing tonight.

Dan

Post #466 - **12 Oct 2019, 07:31**

There's no fucking football so I'm at a bit of a loose end.

Post #467 - **19 Oct 2019, 07:15**

We are entertaining Brighton at Villa Park today. :villa:

It's the 21st century so we can no longer sing, "We can see you holding hands."

Post #468 - **19 Oct 2019, 09:20**

Greasy Roads » Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:15 am wrote:We are entertaining Brighton at Villa Park today.

It's the 21st century so we can no longer sing, "We can see you holding hands."

You Villa fans are no better than those nasty Bulgarian cunts. :cry2:

Post #469 - **19 Oct 2019, 11:01**

I'm cat-sitting, not just today but for most of the week. :rolleyes:

Post #470 - **22 Oct 2019, 17:50**

There's a 20 year old at work who fancies me. He's lovely but I'm literally old enough to be his dad.

This never used to be a problem for EC, so I'm going to give him a good old rogering up the bum bum later.

Post #471 - **22 Oct 2019, 18:26**

Buys Curios » Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:50 pm wrote:There's a 20 year old at work who fancies me. He's lovely but I'm literally old enough to be his dad.

This never used to be a problem for EC, so I'm going to give him a good old rogering up the bum bum later.

Are you having a haircut first? :huh:

Post #472 - **22 Oct 2019, 23:44**

StuckupPercy » Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:26 pm wrote:
Buys Curios » Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:50 pm wrote:There's a 20 year old at work who fancies me. He's lovely but I'm literally old enough to be his dad.

This never used to be a problem for EC, so I'm going to give him a good old rogering up the bum bum later.

Are you having a haircut first?

I had a friend who liked to be fisted on acid in his gay early adulthood, but he'd turned heterosexual, favouring enormously fat women and trees.

He was one of the most interesting people I ever knew. He'd caught HIV in the 80s which is hardly surprising and things were looking bad for him with the various new antiviral drugs and his purple trousers, but he's still alive today posting about saving the trees on internet forums.

Post #473 - **26 Oct 2019, 07:14**

It's a fucking 12.30 kick off at the Etihad so we're off up there soon. :villa:

Post #474 - **26 Oct 2019, 07:30**

Greasy Roads » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:14 am wrote:It's a fucking 12.30 kick off at the Etihad so we're off up there soon.

I wish I'd predicted 9-0 for that one now. :mutley:

Post #475 - **30 Oct 2019, 08:20**

We're playing Wolves in the League Cup at Villa Park this evening. A win could set up a dream meeting with Leicester. :villa:

Post #476 - **30 Oct 2019, 09:16**

Greasy Roads » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:20 am wrote:We're playing Wolves in the League Cup at Villa Park this evening. A win could set up a dream meeting with Leicester.

Bring it on, we saw Burton Albion off and we'll do the same to Villa. :lcfc:

Post #477 - **02 Nov 2019, 08:23**

We are entertaining Liverpool at Villa Park today. I wonder if Ted Gardener's going? :villa:

Post #478 - **07 Nov 2019, 08:24**

Fixing the handbrake on the Morgan entailed dismantling half the car so I'm going to start putting it back together.

Post #479 - **07 Nov 2019, 09:53**

Greasy Roads » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:24 am wrote:

Fixing the handbrake on the Morgan entailed dismantling half the car so I'm going to start putting it back together.

Are you going to give it a test drive afterwards?

I'd suggest taking her up to 60 on Malvern High Street then applying the handbrake. :coffee:

Post #480 - **07 Nov 2019, 10:44**

Greasy Roads » Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:14 am wrote:It's a fucking 12.30 kick off at the Etihad so we're off up there soon.