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Post #141 - 30 Nov 2018, 16:45

I've got to go to Stockton to pick Moodyson and his cat up, I hate that journey at the best of times let alone Friday rush hour. :grrr:

I wish he'd learn to fucking drive. :angry:
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Post #142 - 01 Dec 2018, 06:59

I am going to visit someone I know who's fallen on hard times. He's not working at the moment and just sits around the house. I feel so sorry for his poor wife. :(
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Post #143 - 01 Dec 2018, 08:32

Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:59 am wrote:I am going to visit someone I know who's fallen on hard times. He's not working at the moment and just sits around the house. I feel so sorry for his poor wife. :(

I think I know who you mean, what a bone idle cunt. :angry:

I gather his wife will be working, trying to make ends meet. :(

You should take her a case of lager and some baccy, that would be a nice gesture. :)
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Post #144 - 01 Dec 2018, 15:25

My visitor only stayed for half an hour or so, we spoke of The Fall, football, my unwillingness to work, that sort of thing, and he relieved me of a cup of tea. Made up some excuse of having to pick his son up, so he had to leave early. What a cunt. :angry:

Though on the bright side I kept quiet about the box of posh biscuits I'd bought so he missed out there. :)
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Post #145 - 07 Dec 2018, 07:59

Meeting my friend Brian from a football prediction web site mid-afternoon at Sandwell before drifting into Birmingham and meeting up with GF Jnr and more prediction league members. We'll have a spot of dinner in a pub somewhere before getting the train back to Sandwell and hopefully seeing the Villa continue our recent run of form. :)
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Post #146 - 07 Dec 2018, 10:32

I'll be working all day, helping fund old people's days out drifting round Birmingham, dining in pubs and watching their sad football team hopefully change their recent run of form. :angry:
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Post #147 - 08 Dec 2018, 01:53

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Post #148 - 08 Dec 2018, 06:50

Checking my spam folder every 20 minutes to see if it's got a job offer. :rolleyes: Not that it matters to me very much one way or the other.
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Post #149 - 08 Dec 2018, 07:29

FlowerCake » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:50 am wrote:Checking my spam folder every 20 minutes to see if it's got a job offer. :rolleyes: Not that it matters to me very much one way or the other.

Which job has your spam folder applied for? :wtf:
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Post #150 - 12 Dec 2018, 06:20

Going up to the smoke to see my cousin. :)
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Post #151 - 12 Dec 2018, 09:16

Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:20 am wrote:Going up to the smoke to see my cousin. :)

We've been through this before, from your location it would be "down to the smoke". It would only be "up to the smoke" if the starting point of your journey was at a more Southerly latitude in relation to London.

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Post #152 - 12 Dec 2018, 12:24

dannynomates » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:16 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:20 am wrote:Going up to the smoke to see my cousin. :)

We've been through this before, from your location it would be "down to the smoke". It would only be "up to the smoke" if the starting point of your journey was at a more Southerly latitude in relation to London.

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You stupid literal cunt. :wanker:

The point is that London is the capital, so as the designated prime centre of organisation and business in the UK, and by token a/the most used location for sport and culture, 'going up to' makes sense. Unlike you :finger:
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Post #153 - 12 Dec 2018, 14:07

Sonofsmegma » Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:24 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:16 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:20 am wrote:Going up to the smoke to see my cousin. :)

We've been through this before, from your location it would be "down to the smoke". It would only be "up to the smoke" if the starting point of your journey was at a more Southerly latitude in relation to London.

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You stupid literal cunt. :wanker:

The point is that London is the capital, so as the designated prime centre of organisation and business in the UK, and by token a/the most used location for sport and culture, 'going up to' makes sense. Unlike you :finger:

"Going up to" makes no sense at all, if you are located North of the place.

Let me put it in simpler terms as clearly simple is all you can understand: When Chas & Dave went to Margate, bearing in mind they were leaving from East London, which way did they go, up or down? Obviously it was down to Margate as they were heading to a location laterally to the South. Had they decided to go to Yarmouth instead, their tune would of course be entitled 'Up To Yarmouth' as Yarmouth is geographically located to the North. Hopefully this will now put an end to such puerile debate.

Warning to Sonofsmegma for mod abuse by the way.

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Post #154 - 12 Dec 2018, 14:47

:wanker:

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Post #155 - 15 Dec 2018, 07:32

Picking up GF Jnr, meeting my brother at Worcester Shrub Hill, then braving the Christmas shopping traffic to drive up to Birmingham B6 where we'll hopefully see Villa put Stoke to bed. :)
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Post #156 - 15 Dec 2018, 22:47

Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:32 am wrote:Picking up GF Jnr, meeting my brother at Worcester Shrub Hill, then braving the Christmas shopping traffic to drive up to Birmingham B6 where we'll hopefully see Villa put Stoke to bed. :)

See I've had no internet all day, but luckily my match reporter was on hand to advise me Leicester had fucked up against Palace, which displeased me. Imagine my amusement then to see, despite his reports that Villa had scored twice, Stoke managed to hold the cunts to a draw. :laugh:
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Post #157 - 15 Dec 2018, 23:01

routemaster » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:47 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:32 am wrote:Picking up GF Jnr, meeting my brother at Worcester Shrub Hill, then braving the Christmas shopping traffic to drive up to Birmingham B6 where we'll hopefully see Villa put Stoke to bed. :)

See I've had no internet all day, but luckily my match reporter was on hand to advise me Leicester had fucked up against Palace, which displeased me. Imagine my amusement then to see, despite his reports that Villa had scored twice, Stoke managed to hold the cunts to a draw. :laugh:

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Post #158 - 23 Dec 2018, 07:34

We're entertaining Leeds at B6 today which is going to be a tricky one as Jack Grealish is missing. Whatever happens I won't let it change my relationship with Phil-ah: I'll still think he's a cunt. :)
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Post #159 - 23 Dec 2018, 12:28

We're off to Villa Park where we're going to whip their Brummie arses. After Xmas of course we'll go back to being shit as usual, it's a tradition.

I hope that cunt Greasy Roads keeps out of my way. :grrr:
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Post #160 - 23 Dec 2018, 21:11

There was no sign of the cunt, but we had some fun with a cracking Beemer parked near the Villa ground. :)


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