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Post #121 - 26 Jun 2019, 09:08

^^^ Is she dead yet?

Meanwhile I see Jim's secret has begun to open out, the necrophiliac paedo cunt.
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Post #122 - 28 Jun 2019, 19:24

I hope Jazzer kills the fucking nonce. :grrr:
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Post #123 - 30 Aug 2019, 20:13

I'd have hoped Will would have been a better shot than that. :(
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Post #124 - 30 Aug 2019, 21:40

I can't wait for Sunday's episode when Peggy has some exciting news.

I bet the dirty slut is pregnant again. :rolleyes:
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Post #125 - 30 Aug 2019, 22:02

steve albino » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:40 pm wrote:I can't wait for Sunday's episode when Peggy has some exciting news.

I bet the dirty slut is pregnant again. :rolleyes:

She's 100 years old. It's unlikely. :wtf:
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Post #126 - 30 Aug 2019, 22:06

She's turned Rasta - it's the logical script move
I can see her now in dreadlocks :)

Or, she's become a Mormon and will spend her remaining days knocking on doors.
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Post #127 - 30 Aug 2019, 22:17

I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:
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Post #128 - 30 Aug 2019, 22:32

routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:
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Post #129 - 30 Aug 2019, 22:38

Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:
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Post #130 - 31 Aug 2019, 07:03

routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:

She didn't get that far: her husband lost his job because of an illegal pesticide scam so they couldn't complete on the purchase. :(
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Post #131 - 31 Aug 2019, 08:22

Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:03 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:

She didn't get that far: her husband lost his job because of an illegal pesticide scam so they couldn't complete on the purchase. :(

I trust she'll be divorcing the fiddling cunt. :angry:
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Post #132 - 31 Aug 2019, 08:30

routemaster » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:22 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:03 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:

She didn't get that far: her husband lost his job because of an illegal pesticide scam so they couldn't complete on the purchase. :(

I trust she'll be divorcing the fiddling cunt. :angry:

They've split up and his suicidal brother nearly accidentally shot him last night when he was trying to wrestle the shotgun away from him. :(
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Post #133 - 31 Aug 2019, 09:52

Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:30 am wrote:
routemaster » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:22 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:03 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:

She didn't get that far: her husband lost his job because of an illegal pesticide scam so they couldn't complete on the purchase. :(

I trust she'll be divorcing the fiddling cunt. :angry:

They've split up and his suicidal brother nearly accidentally shot him last night when he was trying to wrestle the shotgun away from him. :(

The entire cast sound like a bunch of unmitigated failures. :rolleyes:
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Post #134 - 31 Aug 2019, 10:56

routemaster » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:52 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:30 am wrote:
routemaster » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:22 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:03 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:38 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:17 pm wrote:I noticed on 19th August, Jim found himself a new focus.

On 6th September, Emma breaks down, so presumably Jim was a cunt lending her his new car. :angry:

She's just lost her house you heartless cunt. :grrr:

She should have paid her fucking mortgage then. :radged:

She didn't get that far: her husband lost his job because of an illegal pesticide scam so they couldn't complete on the purchase. :(

I trust she'll be divorcing the fiddling cunt. :angry:

They've split up and his suicidal brother nearly accidentally shot him last night when he was trying to wrestle the shotgun away from him. :(

The entire cast sound like a bunch of unmitigated failures. :rolleyes:

Stick to fucking Teesside Shore then, or whatever it is you watch. :wanker:
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Post #135 - 22 Oct 2019, 19:46

Hilda Ogden is still missing. :(
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Post #136 - 22 Oct 2019, 20:40

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:46 pm wrote:Hilda Ogden is still missing. :(

Not for long I think. There's rumours going round Ambridge tomorrow, and Tony has been roped in to investigate. By Thursday there's a shock for Oliver as he finds Hilda in the toilet at The Old Bull and ends up with his cock in her mouth.
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Post #137 - 22 Oct 2019, 21:23

academichibernian » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:40 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:46 pm wrote:Hilda Ogden is still missing. :(

Not for long I think. There's rumours going round Ambridge tomorrow, and Tony has been roped in to investigate. By Thursday there's a shock for Oliver as he finds Hilda in the toilet at The Old Bull and ends up with his cock in her mouth.

I wouldn't put my cock in George's mouth, what's the matter with him? :D
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Post #138 - 22 Oct 2019, 21:29

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:23 pm wrote:
academichibernian » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:40 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:46 pm wrote:Hilda Ogden is still missing. :(

Not for long I think. There's rumours going round Ambridge tomorrow, and Tony has been roped in to investigate. By Thursday there's a shock for Oliver as he finds Hilda in the toilet at The Old Bull and ends up with his cock in her mouth.

I wouldn't put my cock in George's mouth, what's the matter with him? :D

I've just had my cock in George's bum bum. :)
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Post #139 - 24 Oct 2019, 15:47

Disgraceful.
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Post #140 - 24 Oct 2019, 19:51

George came in miaowing tonight just as Hilda Ogden returned. :)
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