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Post #1 - 22 Jan 2018, 20:22

How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
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Post #2 - 23 Jan 2018, 00:28

A good question and one I'm glad you asked.

A human pregnancy lasts for approximately 40 weeks, or 280 days. In my experience the female of the species will complain of this for 39 weeks of the 40 allocated, and defer interference for that time, and some months following the birth.

An elephant will have a pregnancy period of almost two years, 95 weeks to be exact, while the opossum will gestate for just 12 days. This is why a male opossum will in general look a lot happier than a male elephant during this event.

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Post #3 - 23 Jan 2018, 00:43

Greasy Roads, Jan 22 2018, 08:22:32 PM wrote:How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
Me too.
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Post #4 - 23 Jan 2018, 01:07

Starsky-Jalfrezi, Jan 23 2018, 12:43:10 AM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 22 2018, 08:22:32 PM wrote:How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
Me too.

When's it due Starsky? :)
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Post #5 - 23 Jan 2018, 08:59

routemaster, Jan 23 2018, 01:07:18 AM wrote:
Starsky-Jalfrezi, Jan 23 2018, 12:43:10 AM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 22 2018, 08:22:32 PM wrote:How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
Me too.

When's it due Starsky? :)
Never mind that, who's the father? :D
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Post #6 - 23 Jan 2018, 10:26

Greasy Roads, Jan 23 2018, 08:59:57 AM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 23 2018, 01:07:18 AM wrote:
Starsky-Jalfrezi, Jan 23 2018, 12:43:10 AM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 22 2018, 08:22:32 PM wrote:How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
Me too.

When's it due Starsky? :)
Never mind that, who's the father? :D
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Post #7 - 23 Jan 2018, 10:47

Greasy Roads, Jan 23 2018, 08:59:57 AM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 23 2018, 01:07:18 AM wrote:
Starsky-Jalfrezi, Jan 23 2018, 12:43:10 AM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jan 22 2018, 08:22:32 PM wrote:How many weeks do pregnancies last? I'm fed up with this one already. :(
Me too.

When's it due Starsky? :)
Never mind that, who's the father? :D
Maybe she's a surogate surregate having the baby for somebody else like Lexi.
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Post #8 - 01 Feb 2018, 20:50

When they said there was something nasty buried at Home Farm I was hoping it was Kate.
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Post #9 - 23 Feb 2018, 20:19

Fuck me, that was cheerful. :(
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Post #10 - 23 Feb 2018, 21:05

Greasy Roads, Feb 23 2018, 08:19:36 PM wrote:Fuck me, that was cheerful. :(
I need cheering up.

Typically my radio has stopped working.
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Post #11 - 24 Feb 2018, 15:40

:D
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Post #12 - 24 Feb 2018, 22:00

You couldn't wait for the omnibus then SJ? :mellow:
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Post #13 - 24 Feb 2018, 22:59

Do you know, in my 53 years, I've never watched The Archers.
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Post #14 - 24 Feb 2018, 23:14

routemaster, Feb 24 2018, 10:59:54 PM wrote:Do you know, in my 53 years, I've never watched The Archers.
Perhaps you could re-enact the martyrdom of Saint Sebastien.
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Post #15 - 24 Feb 2018, 23:21

Jim Skidder, Feb 24 2018, 11:14:26 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 24 2018, 10:59:54 PM wrote:Do you know, in my 53 years, I've never watched The Archers.
Perhaps you could re-enact the martyrdom of Saint Sebastien.

Perhaps you could stop talking like a cunt. :angry:
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Post #16 - 24 Feb 2018, 23:37

routemaster, Feb 24 2018, 11:21:25 PM wrote:
Jim Skidder, Feb 24 2018, 11:14:26 PM wrote:
routemaster, Feb 24 2018, 10:59:54 PM wrote:Do you know, in my 53 years, I've never watched The Archers.
Perhaps you could re-enact the martyrdom of Saint Sebastien.

Perhaps you could stop talking like a cunt. :angry:
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Post #17 - 28 Feb 2018, 20:23

Roy Tucker was wearing Villa underpants tonight. :villa:
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Post #18 - 01 Mar 2018, 08:26

Greasy Roads, Feb 28 2018, 08:23:02 PM wrote:Roy Tucker was wearing Villa underpants tonight. :villa:
Far too much information for me. :X
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Post #19 - 04 Mar 2018, 20:24

What a fucking miseryfest this is at the moment. :angry:
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Post #20 - 12 Mar 2018, 10:23

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Happier times: Peel and Walters with Nigel Pargetter and Eddie Grundy. :)
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