[Rick Shaw]

Here's my latest work, it's transfer on glass. Took me three months.

[Mr. Martial]

Great stuff Rick, it's good to see something so original.

[routemaster]

Congratulations Mr Martial, I see you got one of yours commissioned.

[Jeff Beck's Knob]

I prefer something from the 18th century.

[dannynomates]

Disgusting. I will not allow this forum to be reduced to some place where people post pictures of nubile young ladies in a state of undress, art or no art, it's sexism at it's lowest level.

Warning issued to Jeff Beck's Knob


I'm very close to removing the image and placing it in my own private collection of such filth I've collected over the years, but I'll leave it up as a warning to other members on standards we expect here.


Dan

[Butch Cassady]

I prefer something from the 18th century.

I don't know much about art, but I know a nice rack when I see one.

[dannynomates]

I've warned you before for using this disgusting expression which objectifies women's tits breasts, and I'm going to warn you again now.

Warning for Butch Cassady

Dan

[Butch Cassady]

I've warned you before for using this disgusting expression which objectifies women's tits breasts, and I'm going to warn you again now.

Warning for Butch Cassady

Dan

There's a warnings amnesty on Thursday so FOAD you boring little wanker.

[dannynomates]

I may have no power in real life but I will teach you to respect me on here, even if it means squealing to Connor.

Yet another warning for Butch Cassady.

Dan

[Rick Shaw]

I've just had my latest work on show at the Scarborough Hot Art Trials (SHAT) and it's created an amazing amount of interest, not least to my bank account. Some people will buy any old shit.

[Dr Ron Jock]

[Rick Shaw]

Spotted this pile of bricks at a building site down the road. I'll wait until it's dark and get them in the gallery. This should be a good little earner.

[StuckupPercy]

https://news.sky.com/story/painting-of-naked-nymphs-removed-from-manchester-art-gallery-11232026



Painting of naked nymphs removed from Manchester Art Gallery.

[dannynomates]

Quite right too.

Dan

[Butch Cassady]

Nice racks.

[dannynomates]

Nice racks.

It's only the 2nd February and already you've used this disgusting phrase again. You will learn.

Warning for Butch Cassady

Dan

[Slushy]

I'm glad this one was removed too, it's disgusting.



Children could see that, we should be discouraging smoking at all costs.

[Rick Shaw]

I was reminded today of the terrible Scarborough Exhibition last year, when I screwed my itinery sheet up in disgust of the ridiculous attempts at "art". A fellow artist saw me throw it to the floor, moved it three inches and offered his congratulations for such a fine piece of work. Bemused, I thanked him and left it there.



I received a royalty cheque this morning for £7,850.

[Gazza]

I love art, have done since I left school when I was eight.

Here's a portrait I drew of Emma (nee Royd) just last week. It's a great likeness as it shows off her bronzed skin she got from visiting her friend Tanya Hyde, who's great with a spray gun.

[Rick Shaw]

Bought these plastic discs of eBay for a couple of quid, went down B & Q for a sheet of MDF which I painted with some ordinary housepaint.

And voila :



I reckon this will be a nice little earner.