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 The Hernia Thread

Post #1 - 09 Jan 2021, 22:06

Hernias occur when fatty tissue or a part of your bowel pokes through into your groin at the top of your inner thigh.

They mainly affect men and are often associated with ageing and repeated strain on the stomach due to ridiculously hot curries.

Hernias are renowned for being incredibly painful, and notoriously difficult to successfully cure without complications.

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Post #2 - 11 Jan 2021, 08:29

StuckupPercy » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:06 pm wrote:Hernias occur when fatty tissue or a part of your bowel pokes through into your groin at the top of your inner thigh.

They mainly affect men and are often associated with ageing and repeated strain on the stomach due to ridiculously hot curries.

Hernias are renowned for being incredibly painful, and notoriously difficult to successfully cure without complications.

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Well I've got one of these and I'm only 66 and i just eat mild vindaloo curries. :angry:
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Post #3 - 11 Jan 2021, 11:11

Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:29 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:06 pm wrote:Hernias occur when fatty tissue or a part of your bowel pokes through into your groin at the top of your inner thigh.

They mainly affect men and are often associated with ageing and repeated strain on the stomach due to ridiculously hot curries.

Hernias are renowned for being incredibly painful, and notoriously difficult to successfully cure without complications.

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Well I've got one of these and I'm only 66 and i just eat mild vindaloo curries. :angry:

Bollocks, you eat those stupidly hot naga curries. I hope your hernia ruptures. :angry:
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Post #4 - 11 Jan 2021, 17:52

I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

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Post #5 - 11 Jan 2021, 19:52

A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

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The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:
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Post #6 - 11 Jan 2021, 20:31

Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

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The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:
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Post #7 - 12 Jan 2021, 07:24

Mod note: hernia posts split off into their own thread.

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Post #9 - 12 Jan 2021, 19:59

smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.
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Post #10 - 12 Jan 2021, 20:31

Greasy Roads » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:59 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.

Woah! Who'll pay the NHS the same amount of tax? :grrr:
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Post #11 - 12 Jan 2021, 21:23

A man goes in for hernia surgery

After the operation, the doctor meets him in the recovery room.

"Sir, the operation was successful but I have bad news. We accidentally removed your testicles during the surgery."

The man was immediately furious.

"You bastards! You fucking idiots! I'll kill you for this!"

The surgeon calmly replies "No you won't sir, you don't have the balls."
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Post #12 - 13 Jan 2021, 07:51

routemaster » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:59 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.

Woah! Who'll pay the NHS the same amount of tax? :grrr:

I will, I get taxed on my pension you thick cunt. :grrr:
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Post #13 - 13 Jan 2021, 09:42

Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:51 am wrote:
routemaster » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:59 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.

Woah! Who'll pay the NHS the same amount of tax? :grrr:

I will, I get taxed on my pension you thick cunt. :grrr:

The pension I fucking work to subsidise. :grrr:
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Post #14 - 13 Jan 2021, 10:39

routemaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:42 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:51 am wrote:
routemaster » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:59 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.

Woah! Who'll pay the NHS the same amount of tax? :grrr:

I will, I get taxed on my pension you thick cunt. :grrr:

The pension I fucking work to subsidise. :grrr:

Yes, that's the one. :)
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Post #15 - 13 Jan 2021, 10:54

Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:39 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:42 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:51 am wrote:
routemaster » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:59 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:52 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:52 pm wrote:I've learned today of the terrible effects of hernia operations that have gone wrong.

Here's a video featuring a doctor explaining some of the problems - one patient (5m 20s) lost his deposit on a new BMW due to his surgeon's incompetance. :(

phpBB [video]

The consultant I saw this afternoon said it's a simple operation which is 99% effective. He also said that it's only a small one. I presume he was talking about the hernia. :wtf:

Being as the NHS is so totally screwed now that Boris and Hancock have ran it into the ground thanks to their Coronavirus ineptitude, they're turning away cancer and stroke victims, and people maimed in terrible bus accidents just to provide beds for Covid victims. I assume therefore that this is a private consultation, you queue jumping capitalist cunt. :grrr:

My selfless action of going private will allow more NHS patients to be treated: I'll still pay the NHS the same amount of tax but will no longer be using any of their resources; they'll actually be better off.

Woah! Who'll pay the NHS the same amount of tax? :grrr:

I will, I get taxed on my pension you thick cunt. :grrr:

The pension I fucking work to subsidise. :grrr:

Yes, that's the one. :)

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Post #17 - 22 Jan 2021, 16:08

Jamie Vardy to miss games due to hernia op. :wtf:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55769057


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I can remember the incident when it happened. :rolleyes:
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Post #19 - Yesterday, 10:09

Greasy Roads » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:15 am wrote:

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I can remember the incident when it happened. :rolleyes:

Is that how you got yours? :thinking:
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Post #20 - Yesterday, 10:20

routemaster » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:09 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:15 am wrote:

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I can remember the incident when it happened. :rolleyes:

Is that how you got yours? :thinking:

Mine was lifting a gearbox. :(
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