Pick two

[Greasy Roads]

This place is full of cunts, I wish I'd voted for Greasy Roads now

Greasy Roads to you, you cunt.

I was posting from my phone, have you tried putting in italics with a phone, you cunt?

Yes, you cunt.

[routemaster]

This place is full of cunts, I wish I'd voted for Greasy Roads now

Greasy Roads to you, you cunt.

I was posting from my phone, have you tried putting in italics with a phone, you cunt?

Yes, you cunt.

You weren't halfway down Saltburn Bank when you posted that.

[Sonofsmegma]

Wishing death on anyone is a bit much, but I'm wary of that Priory Jack.

Ah Sonofsmegma, the new boy. I'm all for a bit of young blood round here, it would be a delight if you could join me in the vestry for choir practice. I shall measure you up for your new cassock personally, we may have to take it in a bit depending on your stature.


My vote here goes to dannynomates and The Strange One.... the latter obviously as he does indeed seem very strange. May the grace of God be with him.

Your fantasies are bad enough,but what makes it worse is I'm not sure you're a true man of the cloth.

Over on the shit forum someone felt your picture looked like one of The Monks, and Connor over there had his suspicions about you too. Might have to get my dad to have a word with you if you call round asking me to come to choir practice.

[Priory Jack]

Wishing death on anyone is a bit much, but I'm wary of that Priory Jack.

Ah Sonofsmegma, the new boy. I'm all for a bit of young blood round here, it would be a delight if you could join me in the vestry for choir practice. I shall measure you up for your new cassock personally, we may have to take it in a bit depending on your stature.


My vote here goes to dannynomates and The Strange One.... the latter obviously as he does indeed seem very strange. May the grace of God be with him.

Your fantasies are bad enough,but what makes it worse is I'm not sure you're a true man of the cloth.

Over on the shit forum someone felt your picture looked like one of The Monks, and Connor over there had his suspicions about you too. Might have to get my dad to have a word with you if you call round asking me to come to choir practice.

May God be merciful upon you for your blasphemous suggestions my son.

[smegma2]

Wishing death on anyone is a bit much, but I'm wary of that Priory Jack.

Ah Sonofsmegma, the new boy. I'm all for a bit of young blood round here, it would be a delight if you could join me in the vestry for choir practice. I shall measure you up for your new cassock personally, we may have to take it in a bit depending on your stature.


My vote here goes to dannynomates and The Strange One.... the latter obviously as he does indeed seem very strange. May the grace of God be with him.

Your fantasies are bad enough,but what makes it worse is I'm not sure you're a true man of the cloth.

Over on the shit forum someone felt your picture looked like one of The Monks, and Connor over there had his suspicions about you too. Might have to get my dad to have a word with you if you call round asking me to come to choir practice.

May God be merciful upon you for your blasphemous suggestions my son.

My lad has spoken to me of this sick intimidation Priory Jack, between you and me though the little cunt deserves all he gets, so give him a good seeing to if that is what the Lord commands.

[smegma2]

Meanwhile I seem to have voted already.

Dannynomates and The Strange Cunt for the record.

[Sonofsmegma]

Wishing death on anyone is a bit much, but I'm wary of that Priory Jack.

Ah Sonofsmegma, the new boy. I'm all for a bit of young blood round here, it would be a delight if you could join me in the vestry for choir practice. I shall measure you up for your new cassock personally, we may have to take it in a bit depending on your stature.


My vote here goes to dannynomates and The Strange One.... the latter obviously as he does indeed seem very strange. May the grace of God be with him.

Your fantasies are bad enough,but what makes it worse is I'm not sure you're a true man of the cloth.

Over on the shit forum someone felt your picture looked like one of The Monks, and Connor over there had his suspicions about you too. Might have to get my dad to have a word with you if you call round asking me to come to choir practice.

May God be merciful upon you for your blasphemous suggestions my son.

My lad has spoken to me of this sick intimidation Priory Jack, between you and me though the little cunt deserves all he gets, so give him a good seeing to if that is what the Lord commands.

You're just saying that cos mum screamed at you again when she was drunk! I heard even though I was in bed upstairs.

"No wonder if you can never get it up, you self important shit! You're always shut in your office here hunched over your paper maché dog, and the back end ALWAYS seems to need further work for some strange reason, you CUNT!"

Gotta admit, you probably couldn't get it up when I was conceived. Been thinking, hang on, if I'm Sonofsmegma, and you're Smegma2, who was Smegma1? Might explain a lot...

[Greasy Roads]

This place is full of cunts, I wish I'd voted for Greasy Roads now

Greasy Roads to you, you cunt.

I was posting from my phone, have you tried putting in italics with a phone, you cunt?

Yes, you cunt.

You weren't halfway down Saltburn Bank when you posted that.

What's more important: a bus load of passengers or getting your font style correct?

[routemaster]

This place is full of cunts, I wish I'd voted for Greasy Roads now

Greasy Roads to you, you cunt.

I was posting from my phone, have you tried putting in italics with a phone, you cunt?

Yes, you cunt.

You weren't halfway down Saltburn Bank when you posted that.

What's more important: a bus load of passengers or getting your font style correct?

We don't often agree but you're right Greasy Roads

[routemaster]

Oh fuck!

[Greasy Roads]

Oh fuck!

You useless cunt.

[buzzliteyr]

I've voted for the two arrogant cunts, dannynomates and Greasy Roads.

[routemaster]

Oh fuck!

You useless cunt.

[dannynomates]

This is not the sort of thing I expect in my forum.

Warning for routemaster for the wrong tone.

Dan

[Sonofsmegma]

This is not the sort of thing I expect in my forum.

Warning for routemaster for the wrong tone.

Dan

even though Routemaster deserves it.

[dannynomates]

You have also transgressed. I will have this forum post in my image, you will all conform.

Warning for Sonofalways for the wrong tone.

Dan

[Sonofsmegma]

You have also transgressed. I will have this forum post in my image, you will all conform.

Warning for Sonofalways for the wrong tone.

Dan

That gives me the creeps.

To think of us all - or is it our posts? - all in the image of a beaming librarian with a smarmy smile.

[routemaster]

You have also transgressed. I will have this forum post in my image, you will all conform.

Warning for Sonofalways for the wrong tone.

Dan

Who the fuck's Sonofalways?

[routemaster]

Oh fuck...

[Sonofsmegma]

I looked it up.



Maybe nomates has a thing for horses?

This place is getting weirder, what with Routemaster popping to round to see to, well see my dad's paper maché dog he wanted to show off, now nomates has got his horses on his mind...