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 my life is like Mountain Energei

Post #1 - 16 Sep 2018, 09:11

Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?
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Post #2 - 16 Sep 2018, 09:37

Went down to the Villa Park
What did I see?
No goals from the host team
The visitors scored three.
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Post #3 - 16 Sep 2018, 09:57

S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:11 am wrote:Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?

This is fundamentally flawed in as much as the driver could hardly be regarded as a c*** for not allowing you free travel, assuming you weren't carrying a free travel pass. Also as a pastiche to Mountain Energei, it fails as it doesn't attempt to follow the tune and verse structure. Routemaster seems to have a better idea of the basic remit here.

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Post #4 - 16 Sep 2018, 11:24

I took a walk to the park today
I really thought I should
I'd watched Leicester City on the box last night
And felt like ending my life for good
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Post #5 - 16 Sep 2018, 12:03

dannynomates » Today, 09:57 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:11 am wrote:Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?

This is fundamentally flawed in as much as the driver could hardly be regarded as a c*** for not allowing you free travel, assuming you weren't carrying a free travel pass. Also as a pastiche to Mountain Energei, it fails as it doesn't attempt to follow the tune and verse structure. Routemaster seems to have a better idea of the basic remit here.

Dan

Dannynomates,
You are quite blunt.
Using all those those big words
Makes you sound like a cunt.
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Post #6 - 16 Sep 2018, 12:19

S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:03 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Today, 09:57 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:11 am wrote:Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?

This is fundamentally flawed in as much as the driver could hardly be regarded as a c*** for not allowing you free travel, assuming you weren't carrying a free travel pass. Also as a pastiche to Mountain Energei, it fails as it doesn't attempt to follow the tune and verse structure. Routemaster seems to have a better idea of the basic remit here.

Dan

Dannynomates,
You are quite blunt.
Using all those those big words
Makes you sound like a cunt.

Warning to S.O.B.
For mod abuse
If you post four more times like that
Connor will cut you loose.


Dan
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Post #7 - 16 Sep 2018, 15:23

dannynomates » Today, 12:19 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:03 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Today, 09:57 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:11 am wrote:Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?

This is fundamentally flawed in as much as the driver could hardly be regarded as a c*** for not allowing you free travel, assuming you weren't carrying a free travel pass. Also as a pastiche to Mountain Energei, it fails as it doesn't attempt to follow the tune and verse structure. Routemaster seems to have a better idea of the basic remit here.

Dan

Dannynomates,
You are quite blunt.
Using all those those big words
Makes you sound like a cunt.

Warning to S.O.B.
For mod abuse
If you post four more times like that
Connor will cut you loose.


Dan

You seem to feel you're better than us
You really think we're thick
But you can go and fuck yourself
You boring little prick.
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Post #8 - 16 Sep 2018, 16:05

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Post #9 - 16 Sep 2018, 16:31

S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:23 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Today, 12:19 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:03 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Today, 09:57 wrote:
S.O.B. » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:11 am wrote:Things keep happening that I can only process by turning them into a verse of Mountain Energei, eg:

I got the bus in Teesside today
I thought it worth a punt
The driver wouldn't let me ride for free
He really was a cunt.

Anyone else?

This is fundamentally flawed in as much as the driver could hardly be regarded as a c*** for not allowing you free travel, assuming you weren't carrying a free travel pass. Also as a pastiche to Mountain Energei, it fails as it doesn't attempt to follow the tune and verse structure. Routemaster seems to have a better idea of the basic remit here.

Dan

Dannynomates,
You are quite blunt.
Using all those those big words
Makes you sound like a cunt.

Warning to S.O.B.
For mod abuse
If you post four more times like that
Connor will cut you loose.


Dan

You seem to feel you're better than us
You really think we're thick
But you can go and fuck yourself
You boring little prick.

See that doesn't work either, it's supposed to be in the rhythmic style of Mountain Energei, which clearly is not the case here. Try singing the words in the Mountain Energei tune, it's impossible.

Second warning to S.O.B. for continued mod abuse.

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Post #10 - 16 Sep 2018, 17:27

'And the bullshit's flowin'
From Dan the moderator
He dreamed he fucked Dolly Parton
But it was Lord Byron'

Takes a bit of work but it scans. :)
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Post #11 - 16 Sep 2018, 17:48

A pretty young lass from Pitlochry
Once made love to a man on a rockery
She said, "You have come
All over my bum
This isn't a fuck, it's a mockery"
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Post #12 - 16 Sep 2018, 19:51

And a woman's sprinting
Around the track
But a tree is blocking
My view of her rack.
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Post #13 - 16 Sep 2018, 21:00

Mr Blairstowe and Mr Partridge
They said in rhyme
This thread is bollocks
What a fucking waste of time.
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Post #14 - 17 Sep 2018, 06:50

So I was wishing
I could sleep with
A party member in daylight
A note from Jeremy Corbyn said
That won't be possible
You're not an anti-semite.
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Post #15 - 17 Sep 2018, 13:56

Starsky-Jalfrezi
She asked of me
"Why'd you keep saying "cunt" so much?"
I thought I was free (to)
The silly cunt...
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Post #16 - 17 Sep 2018, 15:52

Slushy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:56 pm wrote:Starsky-Jalfrezi
She asked of me
"Why'd you keep saying "cunt" so much?"
I thought I was free (to)
The silly cunt...

I will overlook the swearing in this post as it's artistic and the verse is of the correct form for Mountain Energei.

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